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Those of us who have been on the internet for the majority of our lives sometimes naively think that it has nothing new to offer us. How very wrong we are. In the dark recesses of the internet lie some incredible pages that defy rational explanation and have to be seen to be believed.

One of these is the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ Facebook page. With over 312k followers, it posts hilarious and slightly edgy content about, well, pretty much everything. It’s also chock full of photos of animals exuding powerful and threatening auras. What exactly does that mean? You’re about to find out, dear Pandas: you'll know it when you see it.

The founder of 'Animals With Powerful Auras' shared that there's not much rhyme or reason to their Facebook page. "It's a lot of stream of consciousness," they were candid with Bored Panda about how there's a very important element of randomness behind what they post. In the mood to start your week off with another dose of animals with threatening auras? You’ll find Bored Panda’s earlier list about them right over here. Check it out once you’re done fully absorbing the Power in this article right here.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog looks like he has a Jigsaw level of meticulously dastardly schemes, yet is still a good boi...

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The founder revealed that that they started the 'Animals With Powerful Auras' page after their dog passed away. Earlier, they earned their stripes on Facebook having founded a page called 'Bed Goblins,' but eventually gave up on it. It was similar to the new page, but "more dog focused and [with] less subversive content."

As for planning and a roadmap for the future, there pretty are none. "There is literally no planning that goes into the content. I have no plans for 2021 except maybe try to sell shirts at some point," they explained to Bored Panda. They also suggested that people tend to like 'Animals With Powerful Auras' for a variety of reasons.

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Among some of the founder's other activities that they enjoy are bodybuilding, painting, art, and playing guitar. However, they had to give up on the latter three interests because of their workload. Which might explain why none of the content for the Facebook page is planned: there just isn't enough time for that.

Bored Panda was also interested to find out where the founder of the page sees the line between an animal with a Powerful aura and a Weak one. "I think you just know it when you see it," they said, adding that they "pretty much enjoy all animal pictures."

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Some of the content featured on the page is a bit more mature than just merely bizarre animal photos: there are a lot of edgy pictures there that walk the knife's edge between hilarity and insanity.

For instance, some of the memes that the founder of the page posts have a lot to do with urine as a way to make fun of the so-called 'urine healers' who believe that people's pee possesses alchemical and healing properties. The founder feels so strongly on the issue that they even asked us to include a direct quote from them regarding this: "I love piss," they said. We're not here to judge—to each their own on God's green Earth.

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The ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ page is full of comedy gold and it’s edgy and humorous through-and-through. For example, while that’s the name of the page, the link to it is titled ‘Real Goblin Hours.’

What’s more, the page has declared itself to be a religious organization on Facebook, even though it’s nothing of the sort. Well, unless we consider humor that’ll have you in stitches and internet memes to be a religion. In that case—carry on.

If that wasn’t enough tongue-in-cheek humor for you, the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ page also has a Patreon account dedicated to the founder and administrator. There’s only one financial goal listed and it calls for a very specific monthly sum of 1,680.71 euros so that fans can help the founder quit their job.

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Currently, the founder of the page is receiving slightly under 1 percent of their goal, standing at 16.38 euros per month. Their Patreon page has 6 different tiers of support, the biggest of which calls for 862.50 euros per month (we assume, to cover the rent, utilities, and other basic survival costs) and is titled “I will mow your lawn.” Now that sounds like a promise.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so cute. I realize that not all animals are photogenic, especially some of the ones from this thread, but this cat really does take a good picture.

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“Hello, I'm the admin and I'm here to beg like for your help like the coward that I am. I need your money to buy pizza and build a throne of trash to rival the Tower of Babel,” the founder of the page writes. “Jokes aside, I could really use your help. I currently work in healthcare. I work a lot. I want to spend less time testing body fluids and more time writing jokes and making memes about them.”

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The founder explained that they run the Facebook page in their spare time and wants to raise the quality of the content that they post. Though we think it’s pretty good as it currently stands, despite “pretty much everything” being done on their phone.

“Ideally, I'd like to have more time to design [stuff] and branch out onto some other platforms like Instagram, Twitter, and Club Penguin, and be able to afford enough space to have a computer to photoshop things again. I also want to work on other side project pages and groups.”

“Pros: More original content. More content. More animal memes. More memes. Cons: you give me some of your money,” the founder of the Facebook page joked on their Patreon account as to why people should consider supporting the project.

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Which photo was your favorite one and why, dear Readers? What do you think of the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ project? What’s your opinion on the other non-animal content that the page posts? Let us know what you think below.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Edit: Why does it look like a bald man and a dog fused together?

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Marianne Contrino
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While this picture is clearly fake, the nightmares it's about to usher in, I assure you, most DEFINITELY are not!!!

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Raine Soo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, Lord! This scared the bejeezus out of me! And, those glowing eyes don't help either!

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Emmy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is a labradoodle. my friend has one. Let's just hope she doesn't decide to do this.

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Bored Little Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sadly became a tiktok trend but it died off quickly idk why people do this to their doggos

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Angela B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. My. The back story..... there HAS to be a back story!

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Alias Delfs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it is join him as have i and become one with the hive

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know whether the man is cuter or the dog is more handsome.

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23AClark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What happened? Is this a scene from the 1978 version of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," this is frightening!!!

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enjoyinglife
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is morphed with a human. Look at his ears. Very creepy

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B Hobbit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They put a latex bald head "mask" on the dog. What a scary vision!

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the redqueen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Jesus, I swear to you now, I will never, ever drink again..........

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Jonathan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was an April Fools photo so it shouldn't be on here.

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꼬리스토리
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not Photoshop and if it's deliberately shaved for fun. Shame on you. It is aniaml abuse.

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aphmau
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me; minight i have to go peeeeep my dog sleeping in front of the door look like a dam devil me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah oo wait thats my dog goooood dog mind lest i didn't s**t my self

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Rannveig Ess
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a rubber Halloween mas cut to fit the dog. Yikes, anyway

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Debbie Lavender
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real goblin has been very busy photoshopping and that one is just weird.

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Theron Carpenter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NOOOOOOOOO Thank you. I Pledge Myself to our lord and savior Jesus Crist. MAy The power of him compel you demon dog?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Takes a good minute to realize that this isn't a case of canine alopecia... I've never heard of alopecia being able to alter and transform ears from doggo to human.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What on EARTH even is that second pic? It’s dark here and I’m creeped out beyond belief...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh run boy run, dont look back. "all the national guard" "National guard, do we know what were delling with here:

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ryan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if a dog and a human had kids... thats creepyyyyyy

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This actually scared me. I don't know if this is one hundred percent a dog or not, if it is,I'm sure it's a good boy, but for all the good sweet things on earth, buy it a wig! Or a hat! Something! It deserves better! Yeesh! Poor baby.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I never thought I would see one smiling tapir let alone two, and in the same article.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your chances of getting killed by an army of toads is low, but never zero.

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