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I Work In Marketing And I See A Lot Of Bad Stock Photos, So I Decided To Have Some Fun With Them (32 Pics)
I work in marketing, so I see a lot of stock photos. I thought it would be fun to add animals and descriptions to some of the strange images I found.
So I did that, every day during the month of May.
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"Mittens No!"
Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont
"I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology
"Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"
As a mechanical engineer, I can confirm, we like to wipe about 3-4 fingerprints of grease on our faces before getting to work.
Load More Replies...And that is why she only has one glove, the missing one was used for the smudging and is in the wash.
Load More Replies...The ring and earrings are computers letting her know what is wrong and how to fix it. She named them Rabbit or Rodger and then this Rabbit shows up to work to make it look official and Rodger R. is taking her out after work. So there.
WOW ok then.... can I have some of what you are smoking?
Load More Replies...Jessica was determined to live a normal life. She slipped through the disused passageway and out of the castle late one night, and never looked back. But the forest creatures' natural attraction to her threatened to expose her true identity - until Wrenchhare came along. As her partner, he kept the other animals away, taught her a useful trade, and advised her to disguise her beauty to help avoid detection. She's not very skilled at camouflage, and her insistence on still wearing jewelry poses a constant problem. Will Wrenchie be able to help his friend keep herself hidden? Or will Jessica unwittingly expose herself as a Disney princess?
To be honest I have thought about making a YouTube channel where I videos about simple car repairs etc while dressed in ridiculously formal or frothy dresses. The idea of course to show people that oil changes etc are not that messy if you are prepared and doing them yourself is very easy and can save you money. I would not be this woman and I have a small dog not a rabbit.
"Seriously Karen!?"
Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad
"I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"
"Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry
Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion
Oh come on!! The shoes even match the skateboard!! These pigeons need to grow up!
"Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"
Jeff Knew He Should Be Happy For The Work, But These Toddler Birthday Parties Were Embarrassing
"Oh...uh, Don't Worry. I'm Actually A Very Talented Chef. I'm, Uhh, Here To Make You Better At Cooking Or Whatever." Larry Chuckled. It Was Astonishing How Many Humans Fell For This
Most Humans Choose Flight, Not Fight, When Seeing A Snake, Which Is Why Mortimer Was Wholly Unprepared To Meet Allie, Who Chose Both
"Okay, Apply These Drops To Your Ears And Then Apply This Koala To A Eucalyptus Tree." "What?" "I'm Just Reading What Your Doctor Wrote Lady"
What Does The Fox Say? "Joe, The Saw! Eyes On The Saw!"
It Was On Their Third Date, When There Was Zero Percent Chance Of Rain, That Seymour Realized Anaya Wasn't Joking About Taking Her Umbrella Everywhere
Rain, snow, sunshine even dark outside , don't be caught without your umbrella and a towel.
"So It Looks Like You Drank... Your Entire Mini Bar... Every Day Of Your Five Day Stay." "Yeah... Sandy Can Really Hold Her Liquor"
"We Made Eye Contact While I Put My Headphones On, And He's Still Talking?" Greg Was Starting To Wonder If The Rhino Had Ever Worked In An Office Before
"I Can't Help It If People Want To Keep Buying Me Drinks." "If You Get Tipsy And Fall Off, You're On Your Own." Ladies Night Was Not Going Well For Sarah And Her New Roommate
Was Ed Really Going To Let Mark Take The Fall For Maxing Out Julie's Credit Card On Fortnite V-Bucks? Yes. Yes He Was
The Ref Checked The Rules And The Blue Tornadoes' Coach Was Right: There Was Nothing In There About Swans, Or Flying
Imagine all the people living for today and then along comes a duck to M*uck it up.
Normally Peepers Wouldn't Mind Sitting In The Park With Angela While She Sulked, But This Was Her Fifth Break Up In A Month. Also, It Was Already Thursday And He Still Hadn't Watched This Week's Westworld
"What Are Ya Looking At?" "I Swear To God, Jerome, If You Put Mayonnaise On My Slide Again..."
Sure, Clyde Only Averaged About Two Strokes Per Race, But By God, He Made Them Count
Little Known Fact About Platypuses: They Love Capitalism. Those Critters Are Super Good At Business
I saw this guy's speech: "If I can survive evolutionary pressure, you can survive a little economic competition."
"I'm Telling You Man, A Couple Of Tranquilizers, A Cozy Spot In The Cargo Bay-Its The Best Way To Fly"
This Wasn't The First Time The Producers Of The Jersey Shore Were Unsure About A New Cast Member
Another Triple Bogey. Derrick Was Starting To Question The Authenticity Of His Caddy's Experience
And There She Went, Favoring Bryce's Plan Again. Reggie Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Let Susan's Son Join The Gang
"You Know My Trunk Is Like A Built In Selfie Stick Right?" "Yeah, But...sometimes Your Trunk Is Wet, So..." "Just Take The Stupid Picture Ted"
Horatio Noticed His Customers Were Far More Likely To Buy If They Had To Physically Carry Him Around The Lot While They Shopped. His Human Coworkers Saw Less Success With This Approach
"I Said, 'Of Course I Have A Backup, I'm A Hedgehog.' Get It? Hedge." Pete Was Convinced The Problem With His Jokes Was The Volume, Not The Content. He Just Needed To Project More, That Was All
The secret to puns is not just volume, but repetition. Most people don't laugh the first ten or twenty times they hear one. This is the one lesson I have learned being a dad.
So awesome and clever. Stock photos would actually look better like this.
Thanks! They were fun to make, and a decent way to study lighting.
Load More Replies...So awesome and clever. Stock photos would actually look better like this.
Thanks! They were fun to make, and a decent way to study lighting.
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