The UK and the USA may share a language (mostly) in common, but when it comes to a number of cultural customs, the Atlantic Ocean seems like the smallest thing separating them.

Whether it's their unique accent that somehow carries over into their typing, their obsession with tea, or the fact that they put baked beans on their toast, Brits certainly have a way of making those of us on the Western side of the world scratch our heads with confusion. That's not to say that Americans don't have quirks of their own, but here at Bored Panda, we think Great Britain deserves some special recognition this time around.

Check out the top British moments that left Americans completely stumped below, and be sure to vote for the ones that you're still trying to understand as well.

#1

American Vs British

tommowar Report

Lottie Park
Community Member
3 years ago

Survival of the Brittest

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#2

American Vs British

iwillmindfuckyou Report

Yumeko
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol 😂

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#3

American Vs British

a-thousand-words Report

didi
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually quite useful: "biweekly" is confusing as some may consider that as twice a week or every 2 weeks. "Fortnightly" can only mean once every 2 weeks.

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#4

American Vs British

the-funkiest-penguin Report

Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

why not BBC Radio 5? Just curious

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#5

American Vs British

brigwife Report

E Menendez
Community Member
3 years ago

I am from the US and I have thought the same thing ( why do we call it math when it should be maths) and always assumed I was just overthinking. Then I learned that Brits use maths and now I feel less foolish. Also, I love eagle fucker. Laughed out loud on that.

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#6

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

And Frooty Loop to musicians! Sorry, I had to.

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#7

American Vs British

supremequeenofthenerds Report

Nicola Morley
Community Member
3 years ago

Us British can sneak up on you like a ninja in the night or even an iceberg in open water

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#8

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loveandbones
Community Member
3 years ago

Translation: Friend it's hard to explain, it's just like one day you will be with your friends having a look in a sports shop (called JD) and you might fancy the curry offer that's on at the local pub (called Wetherspoons) but your friend Calum, who is a legend and awesome will be like "Guys let's go to Nando's (a resturant chain in the UK, cheap and good tasting food, hence it feeling a bit cheeky) instead." and you'll think "Great idea. Let's go for it."

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#9

American Vs British

neisner Report

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

As a french, I find this....bizarre

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#10

American Vs British

grincham-n-larry Report

Xmayze
Community Member
3 years ago

Someone told me a lot of Americans don't even own a kettle, I'm slightly scared to ask if that's true....?

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#11

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Sakata Gintoki
Community Member
3 years ago

That's probably because they never had to become an independent country.

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#12

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Claire Kidd
Community Member
3 years ago

Why is that so weird to Americans? You know what I find weird? That Americans make everything sickly sweet and have an unhealthy relationship with Maple Syrup. On bacon? Really people?

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#13

American Vs British

MasterDrank Report

Steve
Community Member
3 years ago

"Pulp" is a band. "Juicy bits" are simply juicy and awesome. I'm ok with this one :D

Mark Penrice
Community Member
3 years ago

There had better be a Pulp tribute act called Juicy Bits...

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Gina Gregory
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy Bits sounds cuter than pulp

Tiggy Darling
Community Member
3 years ago

I refuse to drink juice with "juicy bits" until they specify what the "juicy bits" are. Maybe they wanted to get rid of an employee but couldn't find a reason, and he was leaning over a juice vat one day...

dobisan
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy bits fiction. :D

Maria Beilschmidt
Community Member
3 years ago

The juice bits are the best part! >.<

Markus McCloud
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't care what they're called; they're staying out of MY juice.

Jane Bateman
Community Member
3 years ago

Totally agree with you... nasty stuff

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Bubba Claw
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy bits are the good parts of a book or movie.

Valerie Box
Community Member
3 years ago

They have 'jiggly bits' as well.

Robert O
Community Member
3 years ago

Doesn't "bits" refer to genitalia?

Hope Floats
Community Member
3 years ago

Believe me,in the UK, genitalia is referred to by a whole range of different words..!

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Daniel Marsh
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy bits sounds like a slutty girl band.

bigoldthor
Community Member
3 years ago

They made a movie about this: "Pulp Fiction"

Kathy N Mike Chu
Community Member
3 years ago

In England, it's called Juicy Bits Fiction

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Marty BlackEagle-Carl
Community Member
3 years ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm juicy bits

TheCuteOrpington
Community Member
3 years ago

"Juicy bits" are a more "attractive" word. Can't you Americans get a bit of sense?

Dustin Allen
Community Member
3 years ago

This one got me rolling!!

Kane Cheung
Community Member
3 years ago

Saucy

Frida Hannerz
Community Member
3 years ago

I always thought "pulp" as a word sounds pretty gross... but maybe not as gross as the one we use, which would be directly translated into "fruit meat"... ummmm... 😂

Susanne Pachtmann
Community Member
3 years ago

Fruchtfleisch sounds always disgusting. No need to translate it! XD

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WhiteFox
Community Member
2 years ago

i'll let this one slide, since it is clearer so you know

Sophie Talia
Community Member
3 years ago

its because if it said with pulp we might think it had bits of jarvis cocker in it

Tim Duenkel
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like someone's genitals.

Mindy Keys
Community Member
3 years ago

And here I thought bits were naughty. Juicy bits even more so! Then again, I giggle every time I walk past the frozen fish sticks in the market: "Made with minced Cod Pieces". Yes, I am 40 going on 12...

Mark Jaress
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like porn

Cheryl Birkhimer
Community Member
3 years ago

Pulp fiction

Teri Donovan
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy bits make me think of naughty bits....so it's all good.

Jeff Schwab
Community Member
3 years ago

But isn't pulp kind of the opposite of the juicy bits?

Elizabeth
Community Member
3 years ago

Juicy Bits..No Bits. Love it!

Andrei Dima
Community Member
3 years ago

Oo0oO

Susann Campbell
Community Member
3 years ago

You also have naughty bits.

Laughinmydreams
Community Member
3 years ago

Like the term. So friendly.

Jose Baeyens
Community Member
3 years ago

.... come to think of it: I've never tried British juicy bits ;)

Nicola Morley
Community Member
3 years ago

Guys, in America there's a chocolate bar called Dove!!!

Victoria Swire
Community Member
3 years ago

Im saying it WTF

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

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i too have a juicy bit

darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the second time we've had this conversation. stop talking about your tiny little penis on bored panda!!!! if you feel the need to say it's big it's probably pretty much microscopic. Go grab a pair of tweezers and go jack off in the corner. nobody wants to know.

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#14

American Vs British

keelahtequila Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

I suppose people in the USA get a compulsory tip because the don't earn enough from their employers and have to life on their clients charity...?

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#15

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Mateusz Mróz
Community Member
3 years ago

Same in Poland

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#16

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DestinyDreadful Report

Fire Bird
Community Member
3 years ago

If you youtube Anglophenia she explains why there are two taps. They didnt want the hot water being contaminated by the cold water as they had seperate tanks. This was back in the day, they just do it now as nostalgia thing.

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#17

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fialleril Report

Anete Evelone
Community Member
3 years ago

That still would make a sick tattoo with a STORY

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#18

American Vs British

emmybeezyk Report

Nicola Morley
Community Member
3 years ago

And you thought us Brits were straight laced and uppity. Mr Blobby is proof, do not mess with the Brits if you don't want the nightmares Freddy Kruger gets when sick.

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#19

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nymerosmartell Report

Wanda Queen
Community Member
3 years ago

*also true in the North Eastern US

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#20

American Vs British

flomation Report

didi
Community Member
3 years ago

Due to the common market trade agreements, there was something of a campaign a while back for food terminology in Europe: They basically wanted all British chocolate renaming as chocolate candy because it wasn't pure enough by their standards (too much milk fat and sugar, not enough cocoa).

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#21

American Vs British

hahahhahanono Report

I❤️My cat
Community Member
3 years ago

Wtf is wrong w ur name!

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#22

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selenasbieber Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

They see me rolling, they hatin'...

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#23

American Vs British

broderick Report

Brigitte
Community Member
3 years ago

Actually all over Europe it's pretty common to have your washing machine in the kitchen. If the bathroom is too small and there is no extra room, where else would you put it? Also in some apartments the water/drain pipes for washing machines are installed in the kitchen only, so you really have no other choice.

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#24

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worldsenough Report

ispeak catanese
Community Member
3 years ago

We've been watching Vera, The Loch, Unforgotten, Happy Valley, Scott & Bailey & Shetland and have added so many great new insults and idioms to our speech! It's fun yelling knobhead and calling each other cow. I think I have developed a Scottish, Yorkshire, Puerto Rican accent.

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#25

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flapperwitch Report

Aegon VI Targaryen
Community Member
3 years ago

can't beat a good chip butty :P

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#26

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freetobegrace Report

Ninshi TheImp
Community Member
3 years ago

That reminds me of something I read. In germany the waterworks have to perpare for the breaks during important football games.

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#27

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Alex Chobanyan
Community Member
3 years ago

oh, the grammar

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#28

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actuallyiscoops Report

Kori K. Warriner
Community Member
3 years ago

I like knobjockey. I might have to use it.

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#29

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tyleroakley Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Makes sense, but.... I'm sure U.S.A. doesn't have the same accent in each state, just like the U.K. accents vary by countries and regions. Even in one single city of London you can differentiate between particular accents depending on the part of the city, no? Sorry, I'm an overthinker. *shrug*

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#30

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
Community Member
3 years ago

Im british and have never seen, heardor tasted this. And i think it sounds terrible

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#31

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beta-sheratan Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Sandy is more cool than Frank? o_O

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#32

American Vs British

megganrenayorf_ Report

Andrew Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Um. Yeah. Maybe because a "fanny" is something else.

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#33

American Vs British

beyoneeche Report

Steve
Community Member
3 years ago

Because it saves on plug-ware. I save pounds every year on not having to replace plugs for my sink.

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#34

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seavaynay Report

Cynthia McDonald
Community Member
3 years ago

so... you know those little plastic packs that hot dogs come in have a salty liquid in them, right? They're not vacuum sealed in there all dry.

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#35

American Vs British

CrossRdsCollins Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

faith sadly did not understand the concept of an egg cup. They are for boiled eggs, which are then eaten with a spoon.

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#36

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jokebud Report

Claire Kidd
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, Americans have this weird view of the British. In their TV shows EVERY British person either speaks in a really posh voice or is a cockney. WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

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#37

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cheikothings Report

Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

Isnt a willy a dick?

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#38

American Vs British

britishjoe Report

Steve
Community Member
3 years ago

Celebrating the day King James I survived what was essentially a terrorist plot to blow up the House of Lords. Interestingly we celebrate by blowing stuff up whilst freezing our collective backsides off and waving sparklers about.

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#39

American Vs British

brokeymcpoverty Report

Ines Äffchen
Community Member
3 years ago

when I first moved to the UK and switched on the TV I learned that this is a show about people who have some complaint that's "too embarrassing to show your doctor". But yeah, let's ALL have a look at that on national TV, why not.

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#40

American Vs British

cloandfriends Report

Rose Jones
Community Member
3 years ago

It's actually quite delicious, economical and takes 5 min to prepare

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#41

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obvz Report

John Doe
Community Member
3 years ago

exactly, that's just what you say!! or may be "past midnight" as well

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#42

American Vs British

written-is-written Report

Wanda Sochacki-Suridge
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm Australian - we grew up with Freddo Frogs!

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#43

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verityglasses Report

Neil Adams
Community Member
3 years ago

It's correctly pronounced 'aitch', without the aspirant. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/aitch

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#44

American Vs British

bathadah Report

Lottie Park
Community Member
3 years ago

Says the Americans with their VERY dodgy definition of a biscuit.

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#45

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theonlyvun Report

Kori K. Warriner
Community Member
3 years ago

Americans do that too. All the time.

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#46

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anbrll00 Report

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i hope it's a joke. nobody can be so stupid

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#47

American Vs British

moteIboy Report

Sherlock Holmes
Community Member
3 years ago

X = kiss. xoxo

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