Airplane! is widely considered one of the funniest comedy movies of all time. It's is a fast-paced comic parody of the very popular disaster movies of the 1970s (Airport, The Poseidon Adventure) and the clever jokes are completely and utterly over the top. However, nearly 40 years have passed since this comedy gold film was released, so you might've forgotten the scenes and the good humor that had you rolling on the ground. And even though it's impossible to cover all of those dark humor skits, Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the best jokes in the hilariously funny movie to refresh your memory. And if you'll want to rewatch the movie after going through them, feel free to fire it up on Amazon Prime Video.
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Poor guy was driven nearly insane by Ted's back-story which is why he was going to set fire to himself... then thinks he is safe because Ted is going to the 'little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit'. So is he safe???
Holy sh**, i've seen this movie maybe fifty times, but this is the first time i've realised the shelf! Prove that this is the movie with the most jokes per minute!
I'd like a copy of Box Lunch. You know what, I'll take one of everything from that section.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
That movie is such a classic!!! And Leslie Nielsen, oh man, the world is a dimmer place for having lost him... I always watch his movies and no matter how often I see them, they always make me laugh!
"Bad news... the fog's getting thicker..." "And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"
"What do you make of this?' "Lets see-I can make a hat, I can make a brooch...."
My favorite line from any movie at ALL is "They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say LET 'em crash!"
This and the sequel are, in my opinion, the funniest movies ever made. I don't care that the second one was just a lot of the same recycled jokes. For whatever reason it just worked. Over 30 years later both still make me laugh.
Now I really want to see that movie in my language (we do dubs for movies here as a standard procedure) compaired to the original - you just CAN‘T translate those awesome jokes! :D
You missed the one in the air traffic control tower, where Lloyd Bridges I think, has a piece of paper and asks someone "What can you make out of this?" and that funny guy grabs the paper and says "Oh, I can make a hat, a rosette, a terydactel......." hahahaha!!
I wonder what the process of writing these jokes was like. Do they just pour out of the writer's heads or do they labor over them?
"Johnny, what can make of this?" "Oh, I can make a hat, I can make brooch..."
Not one meme about Johnny, my absolute favorite character from the movies.
I'm pretty sure most people are unaware of the fact that this was based on the 1957 "disaster" film Zero Hour. Even the lead character's name was Ted Stryker. Mostr of the dialog was in the original Including the lines: :We have to find someone back there who can not only fly a plane, but didn't have fish for dinner tonight." And "I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you." I found out one day when I flipping around the channels and Zero Hour was on TCM. I filled in the blanks until the end of the film... I was never more proud.
That movie is such a classic!!! And Leslie Nielsen, oh man, the world is a dimmer place for having lost him... I always watch his movies and no matter how often I see them, they always make me laugh!
"Bad news... the fog's getting thicker..." "And Leon's getting laaaaaaaarger!"
"What do you make of this?' "Lets see-I can make a hat, I can make a brooch...."
My favorite line from any movie at ALL is "They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say LET 'em crash!"
This and the sequel are, in my opinion, the funniest movies ever made. I don't care that the second one was just a lot of the same recycled jokes. For whatever reason it just worked. Over 30 years later both still make me laugh.
Now I really want to see that movie in my language (we do dubs for movies here as a standard procedure) compaired to the original - you just CAN‘T translate those awesome jokes! :D
You missed the one in the air traffic control tower, where Lloyd Bridges I think, has a piece of paper and asks someone "What can you make out of this?" and that funny guy grabs the paper and says "Oh, I can make a hat, a rosette, a terydactel......." hahahaha!!
I wonder what the process of writing these jokes was like. Do they just pour out of the writer's heads or do they labor over them?
"Johnny, what can make of this?" "Oh, I can make a hat, I can make brooch..."
Not one meme about Johnny, my absolute favorite character from the movies.
I'm pretty sure most people are unaware of the fact that this was based on the 1957 "disaster" film Zero Hour. Even the lead character's name was Ted Stryker. Mostr of the dialog was in the original Including the lines: :We have to find someone back there who can not only fly a plane, but didn't have fish for dinner tonight." And "I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you." I found out one day when I flipping around the channels and Zero Hour was on TCM. I filled in the blanks until the end of the film... I was never more proud.