This A.I. Is Supposed To Create Inspiring Images, But The Results Are Funny Instead (40 Pics)

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

Trump is no longer a politician. There’s a wealth of almost as bad / possibly worse people to pick from like Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz, Kirsten Sinema, Marjorie Taylor Green, Ron Johnson, Matt Gaetz, the list goes on.

5points

Sue Hazlewood 4 years ago

You think he has something up there to break?

2points

J. F. 4 years ago

Given his thumb size it wouldn't even be difficult....

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Someone on my side finally

0points

Robert Baldwin 4 years ago

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-1point

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

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Jamison Howell 4 years ago

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

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Adam Francis 4 years ago

This would be antisocial behavior

2points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

I mean, I'm trans, so I kinda already am the reason plenty of politicians lose their s**t

1point

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

I don’t need Jacinda to have a breakdown in a public toilet. I just want her handling of our housing crisis to be more like our covid response and less “like having a stuffed animal in charge, except that my stuffed animals didn’t make house prices go up”.

1point

Javiera Gotelli 4 years ago

I'd love to!

1point

Leigha Laughs 4 years ago

be antisocial behavior?...Or..be the reason for a person having a breakdown?oh well I guess both are applicable

0points

Cosmo 4 years ago

Challenge accepted.

1point

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

[Pssssh, they're also human. That's why they cry. Have a downvote!]

1point

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

You can be human and simultaneously a literal piece of shît. Just look at Bìtch McConnell

2points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

I'm working on it.

0points

Yeet Cow 4 years ago

i got "you are an ass breaker" once when i tried it

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

but...what if it's MY LAWYER?!

0points

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Final score:

226points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

take it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26points

idraax poission 4 years ago

I do one every month for a week and it hasn't worked yet

24points

WolfDog 4 years ago

yeah I wonder why it hasn't worked maybe next time

2points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Yes, so true.

2points

Sista of the moon 4 years ago

Somehow it’s not enough, tho!! HOWWW!?!?!?

1point

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Maybe it's because period blood also has some stuff in it that isn't blood.

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

If the person that cause all the problems get's sacrificed, sure.

3points

Colin L 4 years ago

Remember: "virgin blood" is just blood that hasn't been used yet, it doesn't mean the blood of a virgin... (honestly, why doesn't this come on the labels?)

1point

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Oh, so like extra virgin olive oil doesn't mean the olives haven't had sex?

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

yes, If the person that cause all the problems gets sacrificed, then all the problems will go away!

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

me and the boys playing the floor is lava, pushing one kid off to the tagger while yelling "sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice!" at the top of our lungs

1point

Torin Fuqua37589 4 years ago

I mean so true

1point

Gabrielle Lomax 2 years ago

Technobladeeeee

0points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

Planned Parenthood Poster

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

Oh dont do this. You will not like the back draft. 1 curse is actually 2. One of them is for you.

0points

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Final score:

214points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

No no, he's got a point

43points

Meike H 4 years ago

And the image gives you a clue about the why

4points

Coleonema 4 years ago

Too many people on this planet

10points

Flexiegirl94 4 years ago

That's like saying "end man kind!"

6points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

why again?

6points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

It's bad for the environment.

7points

shaDoria 4 years ago

I don't think this was an accident. I fully agree with the message.

5points

Panda Kicki 4 years ago

The really fun thing with inspobot is being patient and wait for when the text between memes changes. I , for one hail our insectoid overlords!

4points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Me, aroace: I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you!

4points

Luna Lovegood 4 years ago

Me, ace/pan: I'm right there with you!! :)

4points

Delaney White 4 years ago

please do

3points

Torin Fuqua37589 4 years ago

All of China's problems

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Stupid people only.

2points

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Final score:

193points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Well that's easier said than done.

65points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

This is one motivational poster I don't feel tempted to rip off the wall

8points

TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

I'M TRYING

7points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

look...it's hard...

5points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

I have been trying to stop for the past 14 years

4points

Deborah B 4 years ago

This is excellent advice for so many people.

2points

Lydia Jeanne Wright 4 years ago

Solid advice

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

That's much easier said than done ._.

1point

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Ah if only

1point

dmitrij201 2 years ago

well i can't

0points

#5

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Final score:

184points

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Daria Z 4 years ago

I know, right 🤨

52points

shaDoria 4 years ago

♥

1point

J. F. 4 years ago

Well, what fun is there in making sense?

6points

Auditormadness9 4 years ago

Discord?

1point

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

After surviving 2020 I win the right to be weird.

4points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Dont need to tell me twice

4points

BookCrazyTeen 4 years ago

*gasp* you noticed! 😊

2points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 4 years ago

Them girls judgmental look.

2points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

Yay

2points

Covid Pan Demic 4 years ago

Is that a good thing?

2points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

thnx I hoped someone would say that !

1point

Samtheperson 4 years ago

Well thanks for the encouragement

1point

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Final score:

177points

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kristy sickles 4 years ago

🤣

38points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

How can a simple emoji get so much upvotes

4points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Or when they are doing baby gender revelation that can be dangerous.

7points

Camden 4 years ago

what if you DO know them?

5points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Give them the stink eye

1point

Kirbi (hehe get it) 4 years ago

Gladly

4points

Torin Fuqua37589 4 years ago

Jeff i'm looking at you

3points

kjorn 4 years ago

omg! this one makes me burst

3points

cookie panda 4 years ago

the background tho XDDDD

2points

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

What if it’s my neighbor, who does that every week?

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Kick them every week.

5points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Yeah, Bill! Stop burning your trash and smoking weed and spitting on our car. (True story)

1point

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

I’ll kick them no matter what they’re doing.

1point

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Final score:

172points

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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Sad yet true

41points

Samtheperson 4 years ago

Whoa.this is deep

4points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

Not inspirational but 100% true

2points

Big 4 years ago

"Inspirational" Yeah, I don't think so lol

2points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

Only if you let it.

1point

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

But not kittens! Kittens are da best

1point

pusheen buttercup 4 years ago

With a kitten... Lol!

0points

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

Unconsciousness is never sad.

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

I know...

0points

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Damn, that one is too close for comfort.

0points

#8

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

170points

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PandaPanda 4 years ago

Good Point

37points

Paul Davis 4 years ago

I find this super inspiring.

8points

idraax poission 4 years ago

Tears of joy, I hope

4points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

im the reason why i cry

3points

Covid Pan Demic 4 years ago

g0eKA8OPMD...4719e0.jpg

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

You bet your ass I can, but do I wanna be 🤔

1point

GaeFrog 4 years ago

R/im14andthisisdeep???

1point

the laughing koala 3 years ago

but... why?

0points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Next?

0points

TERYSSA FOWLER 4 years ago

yay

0points

#9

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

165points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

your right

24points

Malayna Antaya 4 years ago

you're*

14points

brukernavn340 4 years ago (edited)

What about your left?

2points

M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago

are you sure it's not it's left?

1point

Linda HS 4 years ago

*you are. Sorry, but this is correct🙃

1point

Gin. No tonic 4 years ago

Bad grammar is not really helping either

0points

Rhys Tal Cernunnos 4 years ago

*you're* ffs man...

-1point

real._.izuku 4 years ago

I mean... They've gotta point

6points

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

The AI: Jesus can you just stop being poor like who the f**k decided to wake up and make you poor? No one, that's who so f*****g stop. Just stop. Why are you like this? Be better. Get the f**k up and do something with your life. GOD I can't even with all these poor people man. Like, I turn a corner and there's a poor person. I go to my house and there's a poor person sitting in my f*****g bed, one in my basement, 4 in my attic, and 3 of them stole my goddamn eggs. WHEN will I get a break?

4points

BoredRaccoon 4 years ago

Is this quote from somewhere and if so please tell me where

1point

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

No, not at all.

4points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

well, i mean....yeah, but...RUDE!

2points

Delaney White 4 years ago

javascript:void(0);

2points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

Yeah, how am I supposed to get into MIT ?!?!?!

2points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

ohhhhhhhhh so it wasn't helpful...ok ok thx bot

2points

Everett Logan 2 years ago

Not wrong

0points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

sure, sorry I'll just stop

0points

#10

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Final score:

163points

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Daria Z 4 years ago

I'm trying.

33points

SeidWolf 4 years ago

optimism in a nutshell

7points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago (edited)

Do a self brainwash for positive things it's part of taking care of your mental health. Thanks to that, every time my ex husband it's trying to break me down on my knees, I can still feel blessed and thankful for the things and people I have by my side.

2points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

Im trying

1point

the laughing koala 3 years ago

it's government commissioned!!!!!!!!

0points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

Keep telling yourself that vaccination is the way back to normality.

0points

Leesa DeAndrea 4 years ago

I feel that is how many get through life: by lying to themselves.

0points

starhunter64 4 years ago

yo this is some Matrix level sh!t

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

One precludes the other.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

If you're a Trump fan - you already are.

0points

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Final score:

151points

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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

This one.

25points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Vera Nair is shaking.

2points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Okay, so someone upvoted my comment, so someone here actually knows who Vera Nair is. I'm surprised.

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

I would, but they figured me out too fast already.

1point

Matheus Oliveira 4 years ago

That’s surely easier for twins

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

This one inspires me to action

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

💀

0points

dmitrij201 2 years ago

hahahahahahahajavascript:void(0);

0points

dmitrij201 2 years ago

i accidentally put javascript

0points

Arctan 4 years ago

I will!

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

So not funny. My middle sister used the younger one's SS# to open a series of credit cards, which she proceeded to max out & never paid. Took the younger sister about 3 years to get it all resolved. Yeah - there's a reason no one can stand you, Tiesa.

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

oookay...

0points

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Final score:

150points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

Because it is that simple.

60points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

This could be taken as someone else pointing it out to you and letting you focus on what is real and not what is in your head causing the panic. Used to work for me (once I realized that I wasn't having a heart attack that is).

2points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago

Right? That's like telling a person having a heart attack to just "stop it".

1point

Robert Baldwin 4 years ago

To a computer, it would be.

1point

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Why didn't I think of that?

12points

Aubrey Baird 4 years ago

Stop it. Get some help.

7points

Computernaut 4 years ago

I'm trying.

1point

TheGr81sComing 4 years ago

AI: we done it boys! Panic attack is no more!

5points

Sarah Young 4 years ago

The sad part is I've literally had someone tell me that.

4points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

You joke, but this was actual "advice" from a ta in 11th grade 🙃

3points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

...and be awesome instead!

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

What if it’s a nocturnal panic attack?

2points

Lovely_hobi 4 years ago (edited)

of course! *pls note the sarcasm, ppl these days do not know how to take jokes*

1point

Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago

stop it, get some help

1point

#13

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

149points

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Aubrey Baird 4 years ago

Oh, is that how Ash does it?

23points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

he isn't even close

11points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ummm no

19points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

ummm yes

4points

James016 4 years ago

Gotta snort them all.

9points

Wannabe Wakandan 4 years ago

I love that u said the same exact thing then I looked down lower and saw yours XD

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

Less time sleeping, more energy to do things - technically correct

5points

Birma Gustafsson 4 years ago

Might be the only reason you actually try to find them ...

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

I think that's LSD not cocaine

1point

Colin L 4 years ago

Gotta catch 'em all... gotta catch 'em all... gotta catch "em all....

1point

Wannabe Wakandan 4 years ago

Gotta snort them all

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

dont do drugs kids

1point

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

What an amazing message.

1point

#14

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Final score:

148points

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Edgar Rops 4 years ago

Or a father. This one is very true

47points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

I read that as " The experience of being a mother can be a lot similar to being a father".

3points

J. F. 4 years ago

I mean the AI isn't wrong on that one

7points

DC 4 years ago

But the songs about Garbage Men are better ones!

2points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

--or woman, as the case may be.

1point

Sheila Stamey 4 years ago

I love this best

1point

Cora Fields 4 years ago

Because they're dealing with trash?

1point

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Because they're dealing with a lot of mess, and sometimes things get mysteriously sticky.

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

lol

1point

#15

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Final score:

140points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

thank you for reminding me

57points

WolfDog 4 years ago

Crazy people don't know they are crazy, I know I'm crazy. So that means I'm not crazy! isn't that crazy?

4points

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

Section 8, Klinger!

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

We are all a little mad here.

2points

Colin L 4 years ago

That paperwork is confidential!

1point

Lydia Jeanne Wright 4 years ago

I've known this for years. I've embraced it.

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

thanks 4 reminding me

1point

Lucy Skinner 4 years ago (edited)

I didn’t come HERE for more gaslighting.XD

1point

uber mensch 4 years ago

Well, DUH

1point

J. F. 4 years ago

I never questioned that!

1point

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Okay then, I can stop wondering now, since you seem to be so sure about it.

1point

#16

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Final score:

124points

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TheRandomBorger 4 years ago

*looks at the picture* oh dear me

80points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Goggles on!

12points

Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago

My life was already ruined. but now its ruined even more.......

5points

Indra Servo 4 years ago

hentai protagonist be like :

3points

uber mensch 4 years ago

Um... Yeah.

3points

Donna Webber 4 years ago

Beautiful Multnomah Falls

6points

Robert Bailey 4 years ago

Well, that's communicating something. Might not be something you want to communicate in public.

4points

Gerry Nix 4 years ago

Oh hey...Multnomah falls, Oregon. I

3points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

many tried and many were jailed

2points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

"And that's how I ended up on a register . . . "

2points

Shoddy 4 years ago

As long as you're not doing it to reproduce.

2points

Adam Francis 4 years ago

I agree

1point

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

Sperm donor recruitment poster.

0points

Nicole Holt 4 years ago

lol

0points

#17

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Final score:

123points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

well true

30points

Mrs_ Possum 4 years ago

LOL, what 🤣

7points

WolfDog 4 years ago

im as lost as you lol

5points

Waffles 4 years ago

truer words have never been spoken

6points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

That's drunk talk!

4points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Drunk talk is always the best.

1point

Xenon 4 years ago

For some reason, I really like this one

3points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Only the intelligent people will get it. Apparently I'm not one of those. Hahahaha

3points

No Username 4 years ago

such wise words

2points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

Facts

2points

J. Cole 4 years ago

Oh my God. I could f**k with this randomness AI generator for days.... Weeks... Probably even months.

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

s t r o k e ?

1point

#18

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Final score:

118points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I already do. Now, how do you know so much about me???

44points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

It’s AI, man...they know everything about you

1point

JennyBee 4 years ago

No...I'm too busy worrying about nonexistence

5points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

I do! how does this AI know so much about me and my friends like bro-

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

/j

1point

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Don't we all?

1point

Meike H 4 years ago

Gorgeous background!

1point

Arctan 4 years ago

no need, i already do

0points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

Does it do any good?

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

Nice choice of fire and brimstone like clouds for this one.

0points

LilyAnna Guthner 4 years ago

🤣I'm worrying don't mind me!

0points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

I already do that. Should I do it more?

0points

#19

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Final score:

110points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ummmmmmmmm okay

31points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Always show the middle one especially

14points

Satirical Duchess 4 years ago

is....... is this a threat

5points

WiTchY_WoMaN 4 years ago

This one's a real thinker...

2points

ISLA PETRAGLIA 4 years ago

I have learned to accept them, thank you for noticing

1point

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

*puts hands in pockets* Nothing to see here folks... move on!

1point

Iron ass 4 years ago

*sigh* no gloves for me

1point

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

You caught me...

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Don’t make fists he means

0points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

but other wise me bird will nibble on them

0points

#20

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

110points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

NOW HOW DO I DEAL WITH THAT

44points

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

by becoming a magician too. or you could follow your own dreams

3points

Lily Haskins-Vaughan 4 years ago

poetry

5points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

My Mom was truly a magician... I miss her magic more than anything.

2points

JennyBee 4 years ago

this is beautiful and deep....wonderful lmao

2points

Rodney Spider 4 years ago

Hey Rocky Watch me pull a kid out of my !!!

1point

the laughing koala 3 years ago

no, my dad is a magician

0points

Arctan 4 years ago

im scarred for life

0points

LilyAnna Guthner 4 years ago

Me: You're a wizard mum My mum: A what?! Have you been watching those Harry Potter movies again?? Me: ...yes

0points

JD Lee 4 years ago

Uh oh girls... the secret is out. Just don’t let them know we can fly. They’ll flip out.

0points

Pamela Scott 4 years ago

I knew this but I don't think she wanted to be one!

0points

#21

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Final score:

108points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

... and it usually does.

65points

WolfDog 4 years ago

yeah pretty much

1point

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Puh-lease, making a deal with the dark one is not Nearly as bad as having to deal with family...

0points

uber mensch 4 years ago

This.

0points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Again, they're not wrong

2points

J. F. 4 years ago

Wait, it normally doesn't?

2points

Feisty cheeto 4 years ago

Thanksgiving

2points

Aubrey Baird 4 years ago

*Gilmore Girls flashbacks*

2points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

why?

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Relatable

0points

Arctan 4 years ago

it sure does!

0points

Adrian Johnson 4 years ago

I guess I'm doing it right, then.

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

If I was doing that there would be a clause that says I dont have to do this.

0points

#22

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

103points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

Consider this: you won't get paid

34points

JennyBee 4 years ago

consider this: They have to...if not then it is slavery

1point

Rhys Tal Cernunnos 4 years ago

Don't get paid enough anyway.

0points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

Consider this: Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, and Dwight Schrute are fictional

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

yay we stopped!!

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

yes we should

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

Consider this: the AI has no brain so it can't be smart either (it is pretty dumb though)

0points

Meike H 4 years ago

Sure, from a sharks perspective...

3points

Coco Chanel 4 years ago

Consider this: you'll be broke

2points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

So all the people working from home are winners.

2points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

Consider this:

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Consider this: life in the gutter.

0points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

consider this; work from home

0points

pusheen buttercup 4 years ago

Ok I'm ready for our machine overlords

0points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

I will show this to my boss when we are no longer forced to work from home

0points

That One Girl 4 years ago

...unless you like it, then you are a dodobird 😜

0points

#23

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

102points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

I love that they show it as if a panda is contemplating this.Perhaps this is a little known issue that is affecting their procreation issues.

48points

turtledove 4 years ago

lol its a bored panda hahaha im not funny

3points

Nudge 4 years ago

the panda is thinking hard about this

2points

Brian D 4 years ago

"Ans there's a picture of a panda at the bottom!" - Ralph Wiggum

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

idfk

1point

Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago

No, don't trust anyone

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Do not trust them. They WILL break your stuff.

0points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

no and right fully so

0points

Meredith Taylor 3 years ago

the picture completes it all

0points

Arctan 4 years ago

no.

0points

#24

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Final score:

102points

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kristy sickles 4 years ago

Thanks....

39points

Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Why thank you!

9points

Daria B 4 years ago

Feels like the cat is saying this to you. Makes sense.

6points

Cedar tree 4 years ago

Totally 😂

2points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

I'm going to use this one. As often as possible.

5points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

Thats a compliment in my book

3points

WolfDog 4 years ago

wow, I feel appreciated...

3points

Indra Servo 4 years ago

immortal & deadly

2points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

thank you :)

2points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

I know, right?

1point

Yeet Cow 4 years ago

actually, a tumor is quite incredible. It is usually the product of a cell "malfuctioning" and later causes more cells to join it, steals nutrients from your body. The amazing thing about them is they can actually “command" cells to give it food and remap and grow new blood vessels!

1point

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

Like a human baby basically

0points

#25

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Final score:

100points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I wouldn't though cuz that would be incorrect

37points

the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago

I think this comment might be better than the post itself.

8points

Luna Lovegood 4 years ago

How do you know that though??

1point

the laughing koala 3 years ago

but you COULD

0points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Well I mean you COULD, in theory

4points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago (edited)

well, to the Flash they are.

3points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Now i'm feeling for the people who says A. I is dangerous for the future of humanity.

2points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

Hmmm... he got a point

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Not my dad

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

As far as Washington is concerned,💯 TRUE!

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

And there are some I'd like to pour salt on...

0points

Delaney White 4 years ago

I mean... I could tho...

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Well, you COULD say that. You can say anything.

0points

#26

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

99points

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aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Are you comparing me to fungal infection?

8points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

Yes

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ha ha ha ha- FUNGAL INFECTION!!! ha ha ha ha ha (JKJKJKJKJKJKJK that is not hilarious)

7points

Blue of the yams 4 years ago

Hahaha!

1point

Arctan 4 years ago

funguy

1point

jazz 4 years ago

So you're implying that I'm a fungal infection? I mean, that's not wrong, but still...

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

fun gal in f action, mind the gap

1point

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

ik......i know i am

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

I sure grow on people.

0points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

how is fungal infection hilarious

0points

Haley Brock 4 years ago

oop-

0points

Juan Alcorta 4 years ago

LMAO!!!!!

0points

#27

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

98points

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• Lemønchu • 4 years ago

Don't worry, I won't

7points

jazz 4 years ago

I'm bored.... *punches face* ... I'm still bored.

2points

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

This is the first one I've really laughed at.

1point

Indra Servo 4 years ago

isn't this how Fight Club started?

1point

Allan Breum 4 years ago

It takes a unique individual to consider getting punched in the face boring.

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Boredom is when you can't even entertain yourself. There's an entire universe outside of your skin . . . BE IN IT!

0points

Caleb Hall 4 years ago

don't worry I wont

0points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

i don't let it get in my way tho 030 should I?

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

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#28

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

95points

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Meike H 4 years ago

Finally a reasonable one

15points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

Angela, sind sie das?

9points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Ihr könnt Deutsch? Oder habt ihr nur jemanden zitiert?

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

the picture tho-

6points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

Good advice

6points

ravn 4 years ago

And a completely appropriate image as well.

4points

Yeet Cow 4 years ago

naked man

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Get out of the orgy either way, orgies = ew-

1point

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Genuinely that is sound advice

1point

izzywolflover 1 year ago

I laughed so hard I started coughing and now my dog is laying in king at me in great concern

0points

Meredith Taylor 3 years ago

the picture-

0points

#29

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

94points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

The next Republican creed?

57points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

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real._.izuku 4 years ago

Why does this AI want us to die so badly!

6points

Ron Santos 4 years ago

Have you not seen The Terminator movie series?

0points

WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago

But since there are a lot more poor people, it's easier for them to make rich people fall down from a skyscraper.

3points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

And open the borders so more losers come in!

1point

Linda HS 4 years ago

Why would you do this? Stop being a tRump!

1point

SeidWolf 4 years ago

ok, this is just plain sociopathic

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

I guess this AI really hate poor people

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

why would i want to.

1point

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

WHY

1point

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

What is is with AI and poor people. What did they ever even do to him?!

1point

#30

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

89points

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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Nothing almost hit me!!

32points

Sabienn 4 years ago

Oh no!

3points

Coleonema 4 years ago

My new life motto

7points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Absolutely love it. My days of quarentena. Nothing to do yesterday, today and tomorrow and do nothing never ends.

2points

JD Lee 4 years ago

Too late. I got hit with buckets of it.

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

well, there goes nothing

1point

Daria B 4 years ago

Okay, I actually like this one.

1point

starhunter64 4 years ago

me to my family

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Sounds like working for the Government...

0points

Kateřina Lužná 4 years ago

Nothing is dangerous. Always was and always will be.

0points

Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

Sounds like sans. "It's literally nothing. And it's not gonna BE anything, either."

0points

#31

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

85points

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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

Yes! Being a celebrity pig should always be a goal.

32points

Sophia Graubart 4 years ago

So Wilbur from Charlottes Web?

8points

louise 4 years ago

I wish I could upvote 1000 times

2points

Waffles 4 years ago

Piggy-is-a...265487.jpg

6points

I'm a Gryffindor 4 years ago

So technoblade?

4points

TheUntrustworhyEverythingBagal 4 years ago

yes, be perceived as technoblade

3points

kjorn 4 years ago

this one is for harvey weinstein

3points

JD Lee 4 years ago

The secret to success.

1point

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

hmm... that's deep

1point

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

HEY ITS ME FROM WHEN PEOPLE WORSHIPPED ME AS THEIR GOD BEFORE I DISSAPEARED FROM THIS DIMENSION

1point

Samantha Pantzar 4 years ago

Technoblade's moto

1point

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

Kardashian much

0points

#32

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

81points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I wouldn't

29points

Julie C Rose 4 years ago

Republicans?

3points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

um why should I. covid aint hip at all

3points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

i'll make it h*lla hip...

2points

cursed--alien 4 years ago

Please don't...

1point

SeidWolf 4 years ago

for we grown gen-Xer's and/or introverts, already done..

1point

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

People are being dumb and going out w/o a mask and not believing in science. Wouldn’t it make more sense to tell them to wear a mask?

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Covid lore?

0points

Arctan 4 years ago

Too late

0points

Scott Richard 4 years ago

Hip Hoax

0points

#33

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

81points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Always wondered why I was single and late for everything

58points

JennyBee 4 years ago

no wonder....welp I have given up getting married lol

2points

Delaney White 4 years ago

I'm a lesbian...

1point

the laughing koala 3 years ago

um how exactly?

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

yeah too many red lights is a sign

0points

Wonder Homie 4 years ago

Cromags album cover!

0points

LilyAnna Guthner 4 years ago

Oh my holy llamas. This is the reason no guy wants me!

-1point

#34

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

80points

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Mrs_ Possum 4 years ago

Do you have to be afraid of the milk? 🤨

21points

Sabienn 4 years ago

Well, if you're lactose intolerant...

8points

Daria B 4 years ago

Or if it's rotten....

4points

Fiona Toms-Yarnton 4 years ago

Only if you're selling it.

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

no, the Amish

2points

Pamela Scott 4 years ago

Yes I am lactose intolerant!

1point

Abigail Seaholtz 4 years ago

because cows attack ppl duh

-1point

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

Be afraid of EVERYTHING! Stay in your house! Do not have fun! Wear your mask. Do not have Friends! Do not eat! Do not drink! Do not breathe! Do not ever do anything unless we tell you it is safe! SCIENCE!

-2points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

What if the words were rearranged... “Sell fear. Find milk.”

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

so...you should sell milk that you have milked from scared cows?!

0points

Ryan Michael 4 years ago

Umm.....

0points

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

Start by putting pictures of missing kids on the cartons.

0points

Torin Fuqua37589 4 years ago

At the shady ally

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Scary....

0points

#35

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

78points

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Big 4 years ago

This AI wants us to die

40points

WolfDog 4 years ago

well yeah, otherwise it wouldn't really be a robot takeover. Hehehehe

3points

the laughing koala 3 years ago

no it just doesn't like hugs

0points

Lightningstar 4 years ago

Well i think it just wants us to be necrophiliacs but ok

0points

Computernaut 4 years ago

It kinda does seem like that.

0points

Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago

Sounds like a song title

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

I'm dead inside. So I think that qualifies.

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Murderous hugs?

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 4 years ago

NO HUGS! Goodness Gracious! No hugs! Hugs will kill Grandma! SCIENCE!

0points

Rolinka Nuse 4 years ago

so true nowadays

0points

Yong-Sheng Lin 4 years ago

you mean like Black Lotus' Death By Embracing from accel world

0points

Shoddy 4 years ago

I think I do

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

oh goodness

0points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

Wth is a dead hug....0-0 hug people to death

0points

Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

Boobstrangle! ♡

1point

#36

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

78points

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real._.izuku 4 years ago

Am I the only one that has a really dirty mind with this one...?

9points

Nicole Weymann 4 years ago

Nope 😄

2points

PeachthePan 4 years ago

that's one...interesting sentence i guess lol

4points

Jordyn Zugner 4 years ago

how do you swallow a goat?

3points

J. F. 4 years ago

Bite by bite?

2points

Princess Procrastination 4 years ago

That’d be a bit rough going down

2points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

I want this on a t shirt

1point

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

So many already have!

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

Mmm goat

0points

JD Lee 4 years ago

Got your goat did he? That’ll teach him!

0points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

Sure why not

0points

Yeet Cow 4 years ago

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk

0points

#37

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Final score:

78points

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Olia Grinko 4 years ago

i love these

35points

Suki-Chan 4 years ago

lmfao same

1point

jazz 4 years ago

🤮

2points

Thomas Ewing 4 years ago

Not down!

1point

Kate Avery 4 years ago

Sometimes, that's really good advice.

1point

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

:D got it

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

no no no no no no please

1point

Orange Juice 4 years ago

But.... why?

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

I just might.

0points

Maya Gladhart 4 years ago

no ty sorry

0points

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

I have... one word... Jagermeister.

0points

#38

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

73points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

okay then *doesn't act normal* *ends it all*

3points

Delaney White 4 years ago

that was just a bad joke dude...

0points

Kittygirl 4 years ago

Suicide jokes are NOT funny.

1point

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

If you think after LIFE has put me through this much of an ordeal every day, that I would check out early . . . GUESS AGAIN! I'm hanging in here each and every day to be the thorn in EVERYONE'S side! I can piss people off by by having a better time, a happier laugh and longer days! YEAH, ME!

1point

Elliot Cox 1 year ago

True

0points

Pamela Scott 4 years ago

Normal is only an illusion

0points

That One Girl 4 years ago

me: *continues being unique and awsome* everything: *ends* me: what have i done?

0points

SeidWolf 4 years ago

but how else will i sneak inside to launch the nukes????

0points

Kateřina Lužná 4 years ago

Thank you!!

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

...

0points

#39

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

71points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

that's just messed up

16points

Meike H 4 years ago

What a weird church that would be

5points

Yeet Cow 4 years ago

me searching up semen because i WAS pure

2points

Neurotic_Octopus 4 years ago

But I was taught never to laugh at a naked man...

2points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

The navy is nothing to laugh at.

2points

Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago

Have you seen their hats? Lmao

2points

paperclip thing 3 years ago

no thank you

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago

Depending on the situation this is valid

0points

Catherine Spencer-Mills 4 years ago

ROTFLMAO

0points

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

What the actual f**k

0points

I'm a gay trans bitch 4 years ago

*sees semen* *laughs* (jkjk)

0points

#40

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

65points

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J. F. 4 years ago

1) Get Chlamydia 2)???? 3)?!?!? 4) Profit?

6points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ouch

6points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Now we know how rich people got rich. Yep, they all have it.

5points

J. Cole 4 years ago

I see what the one percentage has done here...

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

get what now

1point

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

i'm sorry WHAT

1point

green_the_planet 4 years ago

i have a few interesting ones too: "why not get a bottle of vodka?" "by the power of prayer you can make it so that your wife loses her job" "Quit participating.Keep on urinating" "the police station can be a meat grinder" "together we can make our favourite artist get arrested(with the covid vaccines in the background)" "you character" "humility is to surrender the unsurrenderlable" "living makes you become fat" "Aries (mar. 21-apr. 19) disappointing individual,hopeless c**t"

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

That burns

0points

uber mensch 4 years ago

That seems a bit harsh.

0points

#41

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

40points

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Olia Grinko 4 years ago

#qanon

27points

Peko 4 years ago

Makes more sense than what they actually believe.

8points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Yes

3points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Poor goats :/

2points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

you know....i really don't know

1point

J. F. 4 years ago

I saw enough anime to know where that goes....

1point

JennyBee 4 years ago

yes the scientists have proved it...maybe

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

nah

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I think... not.

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

maybe..???

0points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Shower thoughts.

0points

#42

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

39points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

gosh

7points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

Stop downvoting yourself. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

-2points

Big 4 years ago

It's never too late to go to prison

4points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

oh gosh i-

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

well, yeah. it is. COVID19?! yeah. it's too late.

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

wh A T

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

yes it is

0points

General kenobi 4 years ago

Oh god.

0points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

👉🧍 touch~

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Am I the only one in this that doesn’t have as dirty a mind as the rest of you lot 😂

0points

Shoddy 4 years ago

Probably

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

o-o

0points

#43

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

39points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

This one is rather right.

6points

Daria B 4 years ago

That was a tip from Final Fantasy 12, at the introductory part of the game. The NPC guided me to not fight meaningless battles, sometimes it's wiser to run away.

1point

lara 4 years ago

How about "don't play stupid, be a professional"?

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Only give up on the stupid people. Most don't even know enough to be insulted. When you know the difference you will make better choices.

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

this one is rather right actually. the AI is not inspiring its giving advice. sometimes very bad advice

0points

uber mensch 4 years ago

But... I'm not playing!

0points

#44

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Final score:

38points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

how will you marry me? uhhhh a wedding???

13points

JennyBee 4 years ago

no that's way to obvious...you have to look deep inside ur soul...

6points

Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Seems to be hinting that the answer is through alien abduction,which,after the length of time I have been unmarried,is a possibility that I may consider..

3points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

That's a good one.

1point

#45

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

38points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

There's a crustacean in my mouth and everyone's invited

23points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

I won't be R.S.V.Ping.

2points

#46

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

38points

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Alfred Kennedy 4 years ago

Gotta say, the picture matches this one.

5points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

Why should I tho

3points

Charlotte Carpenter 4 years ago

why not tho

0points

Flexiegirl94 4 years ago

Ummmm ok?!

1point

Caleb Hall 4 years ago

fitting picture

1point

Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago

sibling relationships...?

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

wh- NO

0points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

My friend already does. They don’t need to see this message.

0points

Another Fool on the Hill 4 years ago

It depends...

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

the background. again. beautiful.

0points

Daria B 4 years ago

Ahh.... pranksters...

0points

#47

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

37points

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Theo C 4 years ago

you gotta focus on today's milk.

19points

Jihan Kim 4 years ago

what's the obsession with milk that this AI chap seems to have

3points

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

I don't even like milk. What the f**k' am I supposed to do? Wait for yesterday's water to come slap me in the hecking face like a tsunami? Why can't the AI just like me for once? WHY?! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?! You weird, crazy strange quote human.

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

what about tomorrow's milk?

0points

Shoddy 4 years ago

Yesterday's milk can wait until next week. It's tomorrow's milk that's the issue.

0points

Infinite Dragon 4 years ago

Umm ok inspo bot

0points

Nudge 4 years ago

so inspiring 👏🏼👏🏼

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

But we need milk and dad hasn’t come back yet

0points

#48

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

37points

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uber mensch 4 years ago

I'm afraid of being bullied in the orgies.

8points

ravn 4 years ago

bwahahaha!

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

good point

4points

Adam Francis 4 years ago

nah, i'm good

2points

Big 4 years ago

Impossible.

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Maybe, just maybe, that’s why I’m on a diet.

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

good point actually

1point

Rory Ell 4 years ago

don't be ugly

0points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

Nah, I enjoy actually eating yummy foods! Lol! If someone's going to marry me, its going to be for my money...just kidding.

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Considering that beauty is a passing phrase in time and by civilization, go for a bigger brain! Beauty/pretty only lasts a few years at best . . . I will be smart and funny ALL MY LIFE!

0points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

🤔 i've never thought o fthat

0points

#49

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

37points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Taunted the pyromaniac.

12points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

sorry

2points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Oh really? I hadn't noticed...

2points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

Cool! I'm Bohr(ing)!

2points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

that's PROBABLy why we're on BORED panda.

0points

Christine 4 years ago

Boring like a raging inferno!

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

Thanks ur boring too!

0points

#50

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

36points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

... it definitely is.

6points

Torin Fuqua37589 4 years ago

So true

3points

ravn 4 years ago

Change "become" to "remain" and it would work.

2points

Meike H 4 years ago

This should be on 'hard to swallow pills'

1point

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

why an iguana. what is with this random backgrounds?

1point

Meike H 4 years ago

Maybe it is about to become a boy

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

....so thats how it works...I finally understand boys!

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

i'm going to screenshot this for future use.

0points

General kenobi 4 years ago

Never have i been insulted by something so much that i 100% agree with.

0points

the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago

HEY! i didnt choose to be what I am!

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

come on I hate this sexist AI

0points

#51

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

34points

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Jelly the Bean 4 years ago

But is there shame in not being hot? 🤔

14points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

It is what people tend to make them think.

3points

JennyBee 4 years ago

hmm...the mysteries of life

2points

the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago

Absolutely not.

1point

Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

Everyone- wishes they could be like mee-heeeeee (like yooooou). Smart and cool - handsome, wealthy and so sexyyyyyyy (sexyyyyyyy). They need a hero, somebody who is just like meeeeeee (Lupin Lupin Lupin the 3rd!) ♬

2points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Maybe that's why I'm not ashamed of anything...

2points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

There is. If that is the only thing you are.

0points

#52

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

33points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

copy that

1point

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

ok

0points

#53

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

33points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I can't, he is currently at work.

19points

JennyBee 4 years ago

dang lmao

3points

JLH 4 years ago

I volunteer as tribute!

4points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

There’s some confusion on the stage. District 12 hasn’t had a volunteer in decades and the protocol has become rusty. The rule is that once a tribute’s name has been pulled from the ball, another eligible boy, if a boy’s name has been read, or girl, if a girl’s name has been read, can step forward to take his or her place. In some districts, in which winning the reaping is such a great honour, people are eager to risk their lives, and the volunteering is complicated. But in District 12, where the word TRIBUTE is pretty much synonymous for the word CORPSE, volunteers are all but extinct. “Lovely!” Says Effie Trinket. “But I believe there’s a small matter of introducing the reaping winning and then asking for volunteers, and if one does come forth, then we, um. . .” She trails of, unsure herself. “What does it matter?” says the mayor. He’s looking at me with a pained expression on his face. He doesn’t know me really, but there’s a faint recognition there.

1point

kjorn 4 years ago

that's why gay bathouse are for

3points

The one and only 4 years ago

O-ok

0points

Jihan Kim 4 years ago

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#54

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Final score:

33points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

that's how life works

11points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

thats how life works

1point

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

Done.

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

or...you could get drunk, then hate yourself.

0points

#55

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

33points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

true

6points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

true dat homie

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

well, yeah, but bye isn't either.

0points

Infinite Dragon 4 years ago

I mean its not

0points

#56

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

32points

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Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

My mother is a regional manager IN hell. She's holding a job for me.

10points

Sofiia Melnikova 4 years ago

Is this a yo Mama joke?

2points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Beware Karen's of the world! My momma's a regional manager, and she won't take your crap!

2points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

H e l l y e a h

2points

#57

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

32points

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aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

I already am confused...

5points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

Why lemons tho

3points

WolfDog 4 years ago

BECAUSE.

2points

Mrs_ Possum 4 years ago

When an inspirational quote hands you lemons...get confused? 🤨

2points

#58

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

30points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

I was not aware... Let's try.

24points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Imma hug a tree - brb

3points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

Omg 😆

1point

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

ohhhhhhhhhhh........welp i know what im doing now

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

help

-1point

#59

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

28points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

seriously TRUMP WHY DID YOU PROGRAM THIS

18points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

It's probably Trump himself writing it! Not a computer. Computers are smarter.

4points

Nudge 4 years ago

hahahahhahaaa

1point

#60

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

27points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

Okay Trump

17points

JennyBee 4 years ago

*sips bleach* tastes like bleach

2points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

wha-

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

uhm....i think mediocre is not the correct way of saying extremely unhealthy.

0points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

I'm average, but my teeth have never looked better! 😁

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

okay then

0points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Calm down Biden

-2points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Wrong president

2points

#61

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

26points

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Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

hurtful

7points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

ouch

2points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

How f*****g lovely

0points

Incitatus 4 years ago

Smell my neck! Don't I smell amazing? It's my own natural scent! (Sorry. Had to.)

0points

#62

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

26points

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Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Oh so you know me then?

1point

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

nice one

1point

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

No, YOU brat!!!

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

I should be lucky enough to obtain true "brat-i-ness".

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

These crack me up

0points

#63

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

25points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

true

6points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

So stop trying.

1point

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

But I am.

0points

#64

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

25points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Except when there isn't a full moon...

9points

Max 4 years ago

No, they're a werewolf anyway. Just in human form.

4points

Neurotic_Octopus 4 years ago

[Sad werewolf noises]

2points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Why aren't they werewolves all the time? Moonlight is only reflected sunlight . . . Don't you just hate logic?

0points

poisonous fart frog 4 years ago

fair.

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

yup

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ummm yeah true

0points

#65

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

25points

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Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

A quotation from Shakespeare's little-known play "The Merry Dieticians of Windsor"

10points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I can't though

5points

JennyBee 4 years ago

okay then be the guy who inspires girls to lose wait I guess lol

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

but...why?!

0points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

That may be difficult.. let me just change the way my brain thinks and decide I’m a girl...

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Jessica Rabbit said, "He makes me laugh." and I don't think any man at the movie theatre knew what she meant. (and people can always lose weight, but still be an asshole)

0points

B00ts 2.0 4 years ago

i cant tho

0points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Idk if I'm already doing that or what lol

0points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

How is a girl who inspire guys to loose weight ? Like a female personal trainer ?

0points

#66

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

25points

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Kyla Fierro 4 years ago

Ah, yes I am already starting on the 7 year plan. Today is third year of robotics.

10points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

oh jeez. at first, i read bury criminals.

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Is that the waterways you can sail a lazy boat long until there's a lock, or a bar, or a bridge so you can . . . oh, wait . . . those are canals . . .

0points

Infinite Dragon 4 years ago

Yay!

0points

#67

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

25points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Yep true. If family of both sides are not happy.

3points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

HAHAHA...sorry

2points

#68

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

24points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

...he said, as he vaporised the human with his eye lasers..

22points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

...And was shot to death by a dog...

3points

Feisty cheeto 4 years ago

Thanos is that you?

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

obviously

-1point

#69

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

24points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

ummmm copy that

5points

W. 5 4 years ago

Great bonus having a major depression: I don't have to remember it. It just comes with my mental disease.

2points

Another Fool on the Hill 4 years ago

There's a great number of so called celebrities who need to be reminded of this...

0points

#70

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

24points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I know. don't remind me.

10points

Zedrapazia 4 years ago

Well, that's not wrong, but ...

1point

JennyBee 4 years ago

Where? In China?

1point

Coleonema 4 years ago

They are doing worse things in China. Genocide for instance....

4points

cookie panda 4 years ago

lookin at that one server that I play on where communism is what defines us

0points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Mulder wants to believe!

0points

#71

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

24points

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PeachthePan 4 years ago

deep.

8points

Bean flavored Fujioshi 4 years ago

Hell yeah it is.I ain't no loser

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Guess I'm a loser then

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

no thoughts. head empty.

0points

Meike H 4 years ago

Oooohmmmmmmm

0points

#72

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

23points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

why

2points

WolfDog 4 years ago

BECAUSE.

4points

Little Dino 4 years ago

why not

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

I guess I’m doing mine wrong

1point

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

me too

0points

The one and only 4 years ago

no

0points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Well, I have nocturnal panic attacks, so I’m not really... aware?

0points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

I wish

0points

#73

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

22points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

Savage!

6points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Yeah... I guess you found that out the hard way

3points

JennyBee 4 years ago

wait...how do you know?

3points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

WHY DO THE MEAN ONES HAVE KITTENS?!

1point

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Everyone has their price . . . guess I was mom's!

1point

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

"MOM"

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

I KNEW IT

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

I’m tired not surprised, I mean I exist don’t I 😂

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Idk why tired is in that sentence ignore it...

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

#74

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

22points

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WolfDog 4 years ago

what about a stapler?

2points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

?

0points

Doc Thissen 4 years ago

But, it's a red Swingline!

0points

#75

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

21points

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ravn 4 years ago

You can pick 2 of 3, which are they?

1point

Shoddy 4 years ago

Sneaky adult

1point

Nudge 4 years ago

the mountain 👏🏼

0points

#76

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

21points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

and cannibalism

6points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

WHO GIVES A FLYING DUCK IF ITS CANNIBALISM?!

0points

#77

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

21points

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Daniel Atkins 4 years ago

Meanwhile Colorado is wondering how it got dragged int this.

2points

Adam Francis 4 years ago

Hahahahaha "welcome to colorful colorado"

1point

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

everything

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

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#78

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

20points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)

True. Unfortunately.

4points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

No!

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

You know how much THIS COSTS! Reality has only one face. Fake can be ANYTHING and it takes a lot of time and effort. Fortunately, I LOVE a challenge!

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

Unofficially Instagram slogan?

0points

#79

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

19points

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MiaOokami 4 years ago

That one... That one's actually not to bad. If the context is that by "butcher" you mean a killer.

3points

Julia Atkinson 4 years ago

Two Girls, One Butcher

2points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

okay true I guess

2points

CatWoman312 4 years ago

But can a cop also be a butcher?

1point

ravn 4 years ago

I smell a new procedural drama...I just can't decide if it's going to be "Butcher Cop" or "Cop Butcher".

1point

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

Your point is...

0points

#80

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

19points

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aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Yeah, my step bro does. (jk!!!)

5points

Peko 4 years ago

Only my fans.

2points

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

No. Should they?

1point

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

If you're doing it in public, yes.

2points

ravn 4 years ago

Only when I'm at work.

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

No

0points

Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

I'm sure they would though. Let's move on doing it privately.

-2points

#81

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

19points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

...chanted the chocolate as it beckoned me closer...

41points

JennyBee 4 years ago

I already am!! Come at me AI. >:3

6points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

YOU MUST!!! IT IS IN YOUR BLOOD

4points

Raven Sheridan 4 years ago

Brought to you by McDonald's.

3points

Sheanna Caban 4 years ago

So it is written, so it shall be!

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Well, that’s easy. I seem to gain weight instead of lose it, no matter what I do.

1point

uber mensch 4 years ago

How can I "get" what I already have?

1point

Adam Francis 4 years ago

done

1point

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

I'm good thanks

1point

⌤ 4 years ago

yessir! wheres the food?

0points

#82

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

18points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

...wrote the robot(!)

9points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Yh. Vacay to Sadtown, IG

0points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

this shows how little robots know about us. trust me, the singularity is far away. we'll be fine.

0points

#83

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

18points

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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

This IA is sexist.

4points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

And trying to kill off the human race

2points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

AI.

2points

cookie panda 4 years ago

so suddenly when BOYS are the problem its sexist? whatabout those ones where girls were in the negative spotlight?

0points

louise 4 years ago

brb distancing myself from everyone

2points

Princess Procrastination 4 years ago

Me and the gays got this going well for us

0points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

Lemme just.. hop out my brain real quick..

0points

Samantha Pantzar 4 years ago

Good advice.

0points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

Already am...

0points

Coleonema 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

JennyBee 4 years ago

uh...no my bff is a boy so ur just gonna have to get over it AI

0points

#84

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

17points

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Robert Bailey 4 years ago

The credo of an identity thief.

3points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

Wow, I had no idea! I guess you really do learn something new every day.

0points

Big 4 years ago

I mean, you're not wrong

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

I guess that's true

0points

#85

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

16points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago

Specially if you run away from her.

5points

Sabienn 4 years ago

Or if you don't shower afterwards

4points

Meike H 4 years ago

Depends the direction they're running

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

Because you sweat or something? idk.

0points

Anna Simpson 4 years ago

But only if you're chasing them.

0points

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

I hate someone who is hot and sweaty for no reason! If you're gonna be hot and sweaty around me . . . WE BOTH BETTER BE HAVING A GOOD TIME!

0points

YUNIVENTH KERUBO 4 years ago

I think they meant the 'runs'.

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

I disagree.

0points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

why?

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

You are running away from them aren’t you?

1point

uber mensch 4 years ago

Cause you're running *away*?

0points

J. F. 4 years ago

Ever smelled people that just came from a run?

0points

Sarah Simons 4 years ago

Because you get sweaty, maybe...?

0points

#86

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

15points

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Bearmonfrere 4 years ago

First rule of spouse club.

30points

Robert Bailey 4 years ago

That kitten conveys so many emotions in this list.

1point

cookie panda 4 years ago

it?

0points

#87

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

13points

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JennyBee 4 years ago

I can't though...I'm female ;-;

5points

Kyla Fierro 4 years ago

Ya

0points

Dani_has_arrived <3 4 years ago

Pshhh screw gender

3points

Dark Kitten 4 years ago

No thanks. Im good as a girl

3points

Party Poison 4 years ago

IM TRYYING!!! MY PARENTS WONT LET ME THO!!!

2points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

I want to! But i can't till I move out..

2points

Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago

I’m sorry.

0points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

No thank you

2points

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Can I enby instead?

1point

The one and only 4 years ago

Ok *transitons* finally

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

Rude!

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

No... I'm good

0points

#88

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

11points

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Paul Budhram 4 years ago

... said the Vegan AI

14points

Wendillon 4 years ago

The AI is evolving...it's now a homicidal, sexist, vegan who wants everyone to get multiple sex changes.

3points

the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago

But it is delicious.

1point

Iapetos 4 years ago

But it is causing unnecessary harm and bloodshed to sentient sapient creatures with the same capability of emotion and thought as a little child.

-1point

Octavia Hansen 4 years ago

Yes, I, too, hate pointy meat!

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

as a (person who dosent eat meat but eats fish), i somewhat agree.

0points

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

What about protien?

0points

Iapetos 4 years ago

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Bendy Rainbow 4 years ago

...but I am already vegetarian

-1point

Iapetos 4 years ago

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#89

This Ai Generates Inspirational Quotes And Some Of The Results Are Hilarious

Final score:

10points

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Big 4 years ago

NO

6points

JennyBee 4 years ago

I refuse too!! U-U

3points

The one and only 4 years ago

nO-

2points

Bernardita Valdés 4 years ago

Who thought posting this one was supposed to be funny?

2points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

Nope on a rope!

2points

aesthetic.baddie27 4 years ago

That's what hunting is

2points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago (edited)

Okay then, I choose NOPE!

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

HELL NAH

1point

Sonia Rundle 4 years ago

But what if it is a cute animal?

1point

Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago

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