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If you’re not sure whether a bad review can make or break a business, 79 percent of consumers say they trust online feedback as much as recommendations from their friends or family. However, when anyone with an internet connection can leave a couple of short sentences blaring their priceless wisdom, some reviews are bound to be completely absurd.

In fact, people stumble upon so many odd evaluations, they had to create not one, but two online groups to laugh and cringe about them. Full of humorous and ridiculous reviews, these communities remind us just how “creative” some people can be.

From oddly specific to painfully entertaining, Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts these groups had to offer. So continue scrolling, upvote the ones that made you chuckle, and make sure to share your thoughts in the comments below!

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At Home Restaurant Review

At Home Restaurant Review

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#2

Indestructible Leggings

Indestructible Leggings

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Wistiti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.... I would also like to know what pants they are exactly. I wouldn't want silly copies that will rip when I move.

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We reached out to the creator of one of these online communities full of ridiculous and bizarre customer comments that have been entertaining their 17.4K members since 2018. The moderator was kind enough to have a little chat with us about the subreddit and the secrets behind successful reviews.

When asked about the inspiration behind creating this online group, the mod revealed that they didn’t really have any. However, they knew there’s “a trend on Reddit where people respond to a post or comment with a subreddit name, such as, when a joke flies over somebody’s head, they respond with r/woosh, or something similar.”

“There was no subreddit on this site, at least that I was aware of then and now, that would act as a compendium for reviews both ridiculous and outlandish, and so I decided I’d make it and see where it went,” they explained. “It slowly grew and somehow got into the tens-of-thousands of subscribers, so I suppose it was a wise choice.”

#3

Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

Hilarious Review Of An EA Game

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Talking about the community, the moderator believes that the majority of the members are just regular people, “with not a huge amount of commonality, who all come together to have a laugh or discussion around reviews of any nature.” They noticed that reviews of a hypocritical or unreasonable nature tend to get a lot of interaction from the community.

“With the COVID-19 pandemic, many angry reviews of people bashing a company for enforcing mask mandates, especially in states where they don’t even have a say, seem quite popular as people point out how outlandish it is to blame a store for choosing public health and safety, or even when the decision is out of their hands.”

“Second place seems to be humorous reviews,” the mod added. “On the weekends, joke and satire reviews are allowed, and whether it’s a review that’s genuine or satirical, funny reviews seem to do quite well, giving everyone a laugh in the process.”

When asked about what they define as a successful post on their sub, the creator thinks it’s typically one of the bizarre ones. They told us that some people are plain mad or outright lying in their reviews. Others are even harassing workers over policies put in place for the sake of public health. Still, often they get called out by the staff of the place being reviewed.

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It seems that absurd and odd judgments are more successful “than joke reviews because there is a discussion to be had around it. People tend to engage more with posts where the review is less silly in its outlandishness, such as the (quite common) elderly person leaving a 1-star review saying ‘I have never been here’ or something similar.”

#7

Obsessed

Obsessed

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha that last sentence... Seriously, most reviews are full of sh!t.

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My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

My Fiancé Was Browsing The Internet For Bags Of Dirt And Came Across This Review

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“Reviews made out of malice, spite, or lies, tend to have engagement around them.” The mod mentioned that people who have worked in jobs that would be suspect to such feedback can find a common thread and come together.

Workers can discuss “how, despite what some may think, the customer is not always right, and they lash out in reviews when they find out so. Posts with room for discussion almost always become popular from what I’ve seen.”

#9

Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

Kid Friendly For Friendly Kids. Give The Gators The Others

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#10

Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

Beds Shouldn't Be Edible!

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The creator of this subreddit mentioned that they really enjoy moderating it. “Outside of people spamming their social media links or ads here, the community is well-behaved,” they revealed that very little actual moderation is needed.

“Any time I get a report for something, it’s a report sent almost always for spam, so the subreddit hardly needs moderating outside of removing spam posts,” the mod added. Still, they do appreciate being a part of it because some of the posts give them a good laugh. “I’m glad I made a community where people can come together over the ever-chaotic internet review.”

#11

The Food At This Shop Sucked!

The Food At This Shop Sucked!

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#12

Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

Five Stars For The Sheriff's Department

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Tolga ÜSTÜN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh they did! You can count on it. You just could'n turn your head to see it.

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Yet, the moderator wished to add that while many people write their judgments on how good a place or a business is, “It’s important now more than ever to leave reviews for proper reasons.”

“Personally, I have worked both retail and foodservice, and 99% of problems are completely outside the hands of everyone in the store, yet people leave bad reviews,” the moderator said. “I understand and sympathize with people who have bad experiences, but if your experience was bad, I can almost guarantee nobody there wanted it to be bad.”

#13

Not Much More To Say

Not Much More To Say

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#14

I Was Told You Would Enjoy This Quite A Bit

I Was Told You Would Enjoy This Quite A Bit

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Evil Hornet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So where can I buy this stuff? Peeing blood is not a big price for a clean apartament :P

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BWC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

5 hour energy isn't a fountain drink. 22 bottles would cost around $40 (in bulk). They can be dangerous if consumed too frequently. My friend drank 2 within 3 hours on a long trip to Florida and had to pull over and call 911. They found him pulled over on the side of the road passed out from the niacin rush and with heart palpitations.

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd strongly suggest a trip to the doctor for a prostate and bowel check.

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Scagsy
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure I read in the UK news that a man was admitted to hospital suffering a suspected heart attack. After they had run all the tests, it turns out he had drunk a copious amount of Red Bull energy drink and that had brought on his symptoms. He must be the first person ever to have been admitted as a heart attack and then ran home. Maybe an urban myth but I'm serving it up on here as the truth.

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Lou Cam
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my housemates years ago had a heart attack after 5 redbulls. Anything over 3 can be lethal depending on how sensitive someone is to caffeine. He wasn't the running type though so not your urban legend guy.

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BasedWang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ope. and ceffeine OD is not that fun. Im talkin drippin sweat but freezing. Like my nipples were able to cut diamonds. They definitely divided the streams of salt water running down my chest into smaller streams. I wanted to stand up and scream but I was in the middle of class trying to write my name on a paper with a hand that I no longer controlled .

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mixed a 5 hr energy with my morning coffee and now I can hear colors...

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great way to shorten your day or your life, toxic shock from too much caffeine can be lethal

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Valley Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm glad they shared, cuz 44 oz of 5 hour energy was my plan for tonight.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People have died from excessive consumption of energy drinks. Not a game to play.

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JACOB CHRISTOPHER
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i tried it and i have run 4 miles around my house screaming at the top of my lungs

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Anita
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hardly a fair review! Reviewer deserves one star. 5 Hour Energy performed as promised, exponential to the amount consumed. 5 Stars!

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rese_nese
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I CAN READ MINDS" BRUH?? IDEK ABT THE CONS, GIMME SOME OF THAT!!

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Michelle C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question....If you drank 22 5 hour energys in less than 2 minutes wouldn't all 22 of those 5 hours be served concurrently instead of consecutively? Like you body don't know how to line that s**t up!! So you wouldn't get 110 hours of energy you'd still get 5 hours and possibly 1 eternity in the afterlife.

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend was promoting stuff like this to game all night. Well he ended up with dozens of rotten teeth and last time I saw him he looked like a zombie and was unable to talk to me. Anything can become an addiction...

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Auntriarch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before you go to see the doctor, would you mind dropping round my house, and bring your karcher

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AquariusDawn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just need you to know that I absolutely Love your CallSign, and believe that this should be a whole movement/community.

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the awesome Piplup
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can read minds....... what's the mental Asylum's number? I need to make a phone call for 2 people.

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Jessica Julian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, he is lucky he isn't dead. People have died from consuming far less caffeine. Holy cow...😳

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Raptor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that has a very high caffeine content then they shouldn't be reviewing it, they should be in hospital. They probably drank the equivalent of about 60 cups of standard coffee. If they drank any more than that they could have died. I'm seriously worried about this person.

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then the review should be 5 star. It worked as advertised.

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A rat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else read this really really really really really really really fast

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Gary Rhodes
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a similar dumbass here at work that drank five large Monsters in a two hour period. They hauled his pansy a*s out of here in a ambulance lol

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Arizona
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can somebody tell me where this comment was left like, what product I have to see this for myself lmaoooo

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Sarah Berkner
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to believe either they're joking or they have super human resistance to caffeine because they should've had a heart attack.

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Midoribird Aoi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes. Just one of those things made me pass out. I don't drink coffee or tea, so it was too much to handle.

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Kathy Cathcart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...as the brain cells fade out 1 by 1. I'll Take that back 10 by 10

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SobyKay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This review is funny & probably quite exaggerated (I think the danger zone is way fewer than 22 drinks?), but I honestly dont understand why ppl do this. Those drinks are genuinely dangerous, ppl have had severe reactions after drinking only a few 🤢😣

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KateKat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate to say this, but I don't believe it. That would be an avg of 4500 mg of caffeine. Since seizures can be induced with 1200mg, I would think 4500 would be lethal

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Desiree Dehner
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I’m calling b******t on this one. You wouldn’t be still standing if you had 22 shots of 5-hour energy in a cup. Sorry. One original shot alone has 200mg of caffeine. The daily recommended intake of caffeine for an adult is 400mg. They’re trying to say that they consumed 4400mg of caffeine in two minutes? Yeah, okay.

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Klaatu Verrata (Cough)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where can I find this flavor of big gulp? Really, I'd be elated for 5 MINUTES of energy. 110 hours and I might even get through a few pages of my TO DO list.

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Terri Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Healthy" young people have died from heart attacks from drinking less...not funny. I hope people understand that.

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Jessica Macklemoore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering the types of choices this person makes, I dont see them surviving through adulthood

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beau danner
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It says right on the bottle "don't consume more than 2 a day" Another example of youth being wasted on the young 😳

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moose toes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I CAN READ MINDS! that’s awesome. might get the Super Big Gulp

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“If the customers are having a bad experience, so too are the workers, and now more than ever, [they] are pushed mentally and physically to the limit,” the mod asks to have some empathy for the people out there doing their jobs. “Don’t leave reviews because a minimum-wage worker made an honest mistake. More often than not, it can come back to hurt him, even if it was outside his control.”

On a final note, the creator of the sub mentioned that reviews are used too often to slander workers who are trying their hardest and can’t change whatever challenge or issues might be happening. “So think before you leave a 1-star review, and think before you point a finger and blame someone because something went wrong.”

#15

The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

The Craziest One I’ve Seen So Far

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mulk
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Monica is devil! But wait until you see Karen, the CEO...

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#18

How Dumb Can You Be?

How Dumb Can You Be?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a common problem with many products. Label the protective film at least.

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#19

Disappointed

Disappointed

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#20

Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

Tfw An Author Just Assumes 2020 Is Going To Be Pandemic-Free

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...so you're telling me the book I bought yesterday that's set in 2025 isn't going to tell me the future? What a waste....

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Would Consider Going Back

Would Consider Going Back

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#22

This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

This Creepy Coin-Eating Bank

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#23

Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

Slice Was A Bit Dry, Otherwise I Would Have Given Them 5 Stars

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of shark? which island? what booths? how is the cook? what type of tea? what slice? so many questions left unanswered. Just irresponsible reporting.

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#27

You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

You Can Really Taste The Gorilla

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#28

I Love This New Translator App

I Love This New Translator App

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't laugh as I had to learn English at some point but come on "gently massage my grandmother" this is gold lmao

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#29

Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

Found On A Pair Of Socks I Was Looking At Online

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#30

Absolute Gold From Amazon

Absolute Gold From Amazon

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#32

Most Of It Was Just Water

Most Of It Was Just Water

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#33

Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

Great Shampoo, Subpar Snack

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Monday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn...I hate it when my shampoo bottle doesn't tell me that eating it is a bad idea.

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One Way Of Describing It

One Way Of Describing It

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Johnny Pierce
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best review of P&P ever. The same applies to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

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#39

So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

So Apparently The Sydney Opera House Isn't In Australia. Wow

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#40

He Makes Compelling Points!

He Makes Compelling Points!

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