65 Absurd Life Quotes That Everyone Can Relate To

Ha

That and having a maid named mom....missing her nightly cooking

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Only sad losers can relate to this.

i agree with this one, not remotely photogenic, me!

You have two!?! Damn it!

¡Muy bueno!

Totalmente de acuerdo, siempre que se pueda se debe hacer.

Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.

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No. No soy anoréxica. Soy normal. Como medido, pero como.

..me...

Or you call back immediately while they are trying to call you back again, so you just have to deal with the answering machine. But you have the feeling you HAVE to be the one who will reach the other one first :D

Not yet

Perfect.

This is my mantra!

Haha this is great... Maybe in a couple years.. Rn I'm good with cheetos and Netflix...

seems like we are same for this point :D

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No you don't. Ever.

Love it !

<3

LMAO

Or "Eye of the Tiger."

Exercise*

Too bad they all say princess or superhero! Lol

Me exactly

No one gives a shit.

I totally agree

Remember #26

My life exactly.

Then again, no one's coming at me with a sword that's better than my sword in real life, either...

Ggihrvbkojrresdfghkl alchahol mutates your internal organs. Getting overly drunk takes months even years off of your life....

Me...

me too

the first part was the most absurd. girl logic... where

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stolen from twitter

true

This one is spot on!

omg my ex use to say this

#25

Not me! Lol

Your tears ARE precious currency.....to the right banker. :)

yes

why do peo- that one is so true

🤣🤣🤣True people need to do that🤣🤣🤣

Ah....the modern day Ouroboros.

Maybe he has a secret identity we don't know of?

Yep!

I know like this is my food 🤣🤣

Omgosh yes😂😂

Ikr so true

omg so true

I lov😂😂