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Having lived in this world for almost a quarter-century, I can tell that life is much more absurd than our parents and teachers tell us. Sometimes all you can do is laugh at bizarre situations.

It looks like the Tumblr blog Absurd Life Quote shares the same sentiment. Check out these ridiculously funny one-liners and tell us which ones you can identify with!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tiny Dynamine, you know it's a common fact that people who feel the need to call people losers are the one who actually need to reassure themselves because they are very insecure ? Don't worry, we are not mad at you for being a loser looking for attention :)

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you call back immediately while they are trying to call you back again, so you just have to deal with the answering machine. But you have the feeling you HAVE to be the one who will reach the other one first :D

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha this is great... Maybe in a couple years.. Rn I'm good with cheetos and Netflix...

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then again, no one's coming at me with a sword that's better than my sword in real life, either...

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ggihrvbkojrresdfghkl alchahol mutates your internal organs. Getting overly drunk takes months even years off of your life....

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend likes to say "I have a six pack, it's just very shy"

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your tears ARE precious currency.....to the right banker. :)

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