I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.
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C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape
Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It
My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It
Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion
Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima
Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In
This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life
My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It
Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??
A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years
This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me
I went to target a few days ago and saw this. I almost got it but I didn’t
A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic
Imagine driving aroudn with that on your hood! <3 But people would steal it, so it's safer on a desk.
I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.
Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice
Soooooo... 50%milk, add a scoop of vanilla icecream, dump half a pack (a full pack?) Of oreo inside and top it off with whipped cream?
"What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It
that looks like something from doctor who! Do you like doctor who?
Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!
A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.
This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!
And for a second I thought it was a bust of Benedict Cumberbatch...
Piggy Light!
Power Torch
Chia Rhett & Link. I Can't Grow Plants So I Painted Them. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
This Picture Of The Time When My Sister Had To Pose As A Piece Of Artwork
A Small Selection Of The 90s I Can't Get Rid Of
Did Some Painting Outside, And Splatter Happened So I Kept And Preserved These That Leaves.
These Light Shades That My Parents Bought In 1976 When I Was A Year Old. I Love Them Because They Travelled Everywhere We Went And I Don't Remember My Life Without Them. That, And They Are So 1970s. They Really Capture The Zeitgeist Of The Time.
Random Stranger Handed This To Me
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
I have a seventy-some carat Asher cut cubic zirconia from QVC. Why? Because it's pretty and I'm distracted by shiny objects. I think it's in the attic though and I'm not going up there (it's 95 degrees outside), so you'll have to use your imagination. It's the size of my palm and about 3" thick. It will blind you in the sunlight.
OK OK i dont have it on me right now but i do have a bottle opener made of a kangaroo's balls
