Far be it from me to judge those people who have the perfectly planned evening for their special someone every 14th of February. Oh, I’m sure coming home from a hard days work to a candlelit dinner found by following a trail of hand-plucked rose petals that lead to fireflies you trained from birth for the sole purpose of spelling out “I Love You” over your head would make anyone weak in the knees…

But for the rest of us, sometimes it’s all we can do to hurriedly scrape together a box of chocolates and a sappy card from Walgreen’s on the way home. So, here’s 8 of our favorite funny Valentine’s Day cards for those of us on team “Romantically Hopeless” that might just give you the edge you need when the only thing you could manage to train your fireflies to spell was “I Lurp Ert”.

More info: paperfreckles.com

You may need to fatten them up… just in case.

Serve with Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits…

Your choice of hats, though? Well…

Some guys have all the luck…

Evidence notwithstanding…

Screw unicorns and narwhals.

This may be pushing things a bit…

Bowel movements = True love