This 7-Year-Old Is Going Places (16 Pics)
Meet 7-year-old Bea, whose conversations with her mom are taking over the Internet. Her mother Kelly Oxford posts them on her incredibly popular Twitter account that is being followed by more than 636K people.
Bea is not the only child. New York Times best-seller author and screenwriter Kelly also posts about her other two kids, but her 7-year-old daughter takes the spotlight.
Below are some of their funny conversations. You can follow Kelly Oxford on twitter for more!
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Meet 7-year-old Bea, whose conversations with her mom are taking over the Internet
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Holy YES! I never understood this habit of most of the english speaking channel I watched
I'm just glad I'm not the only parent who has had to have the "we don't eat people" conversation.
Huh, I had the opposite reaction when I learned. I thought it was strange people could be paid for something they love so much! It's like being paid to eat pizza! I didn't get the downside.
Hahahahahah, this is adorable! And so much fun! You can almost see the little trinkets in her head go on overload. :'D
If you grew up on a farm, the question is usually the opposite. "wait, humans make babies the same way animals do?"
I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.
Sorry, thes ring true for me. Our daughter has come up with similar comments and questions before she was seven and still does. No, her tv is restricted to age appropriate programs and her internet usage is also monitored. She's deep thinker who also likes to shit stir her parents. I try to answer her questions truthfully and in an appropriate way. Very few topics are taboo, I believe kids need to be informed so they can make their own mind up on life matters. Also, I've found kids can detect BS from adults very quickly.
Who cares if a kid is a bs detector you're the parent not their friend, you don't tell a kid the brutal truth about life because their brains and emotions aren't developed enough to deal with adult issues. FFS let them be kids, they are adults for the rest. I also think these are either made up, or at least elaborated on by Mum. Kids don't talk like that! They haven't developed the extent of sarcasm an adult has after a lifetime of crap. Additionally I also think they are letting this 7 yr old watch too much inappropriate TV/internet. As per "James" telling her Kardashians isn't appropriate you'd never have that conversation with a 7 yr old in my house because it would just be turned off. Why does this child get a vote?
So glad I'm not the only one ... No 7 year old should know this much... she's lost her innocence way too early.... watching the Kardashians explains a lot.
Just how far up your add did your panties bunch?
I thought the same thing, then I saw they live in LA, so now I don't know what to think. It could be either the mom is making stuff up for attention, or the kid is broken. Could be either with those kooks.
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I'm sorry, are you familiar with these things called "jokes"? They're really popular on Twitter right now.
Well, is his defense ,she does claim that what she is quoting is real , at least the description applies that
I think it's all made up, or made much more dramatic than it actually was. Just stuff to make the mother 'Internet famous'. Sorry to burst you bubble.
Or perhaps like all kids they grow up much faster with every answer to every question. They can think of on the Internet.
Doubt it. I've lived to long not to be able to recognise the tricks of the trade.
Kids these days learn not so much from watching TV but from watching other adults. Their young minds soak up much more than you realize. My little sister was saying stuff like this at this age as well.
For those saying 7 year Olds don't talk like this or know about weed, sex, Kardashians etc apparently don't pay attention to what happens in schools, with their friends, what they see on TV, YouTube, and I could go on. My boys was asking me simular questions in elementary school and I'd ask where they heard that from... Their answer.. School, friends, etc. And just cause you have never heard it from your kids mouth doesn't mean they are not talking about it. Kids are growing up way to fast now a days. I didn't know half the things in middles school that kids in elementary school know now. I believe in being open with my kids. Depending on the question and age is how I would word my answer. My youngest son has corrected kids in middle school and teachers in health class about certain issues, and that's because he grew up in a family with medical backgrounds. If my kid had a legitimate question about something he heard from friends or school id answer it correctly in a "professional" way
Thank God! Kids on my side of the world are still cute and innocent... And No, they don't know about the Kardashia or Bachelor stuffs...
this is a bullshit if the kid was this smart shed be tweeting it herself
You can try to restrict what your 7 year olds watch but remember they aren’t home schooled
What I want to know, is why a 7 yr old is wearing eye liner???
For those of you freaking out because a 7 year old knows about sex, think about this: would you want your child to find out about it form you or someone else? Would you want your child to be prepared when they hit puberty or be caught off guard and have no clue what's happening? When I was seven, one of the girls at my school was going around talking about stuff she'd heard from her older sister, so my mother finally sat me down and gave me "the talk" because she wanted me to learn it about sex from her and not some other child. She also had me well informed about periods; so well in fact that when I had my first one I knew exactly what it was (I was twelve and that's when she started, so it was about the right time anyway), cursed because now I had to deal with it, grabbed a pad and moved on with life. Leaving a kid in the dark and/or letting them find out about stuff from other kids who have no idea what they're talking about is a good way to lead to teenage pregnancy.
I'm really more concerned about her language? Such a potty mouth!!! Why the need to swear so wickedly? I'm willing to bet my salary that, this stuff isn't true either.
Our 7 year old says this sort of stuff all the time. Tonight she was writing something about chickens (she likes to give herself homework) and declared that she would list its classification ("bird") and the other interesting facts such as: chickens can only have babies if the egg has been fertilised. We have no idea how she knows this stuff!
This isn't cute or funny.
wow cool funny :O
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Has even ONE of these of things or cringey live tweets EVER ended up being true? Didn't think so
#ShitMyDadSays #ShitThatNeverHappened
If they aren't made up, than this young child is being exposed to way more than she should at her age. She lets her daughter watch Survivor? Listen to Beyonce? and understands the lyrics??? She's a single mom isnt' she??!! sad....
This bitch is straight up lying. Please.
looks eerily like Rowdy, no wonder she fight's so hard eh
if this is true then lil missy is góing to Oxford ;0)
I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.
Sorry, thes ring true for me. Our daughter has come up with similar comments and questions before she was seven and still does. No, her tv is restricted to age appropriate programs and her internet usage is also monitored. She's deep thinker who also likes to shit stir her parents. I try to answer her questions truthfully and in an appropriate way. Very few topics are taboo, I believe kids need to be informed so they can make their own mind up on life matters. Also, I've found kids can detect BS from adults very quickly.
Who cares if a kid is a bs detector you're the parent not their friend, you don't tell a kid the brutal truth about life because their brains and emotions aren't developed enough to deal with adult issues. FFS let them be kids, they are adults for the rest. I also think these are either made up, or at least elaborated on by Mum. Kids don't talk like that! They haven't developed the extent of sarcasm an adult has after a lifetime of crap. Additionally I also think they are letting this 7 yr old watch too much inappropriate TV/internet. As per "James" telling her Kardashians isn't appropriate you'd never have that conversation with a 7 yr old in my house because it would just be turned off. Why does this child get a vote?
So glad I'm not the only one ... No 7 year old should know this much... she's lost her innocence way too early.... watching the Kardashians explains a lot.
Just how far up your add did your panties bunch?
I thought the same thing, then I saw they live in LA, so now I don't know what to think. It could be either the mom is making stuff up for attention, or the kid is broken. Could be either with those kooks.
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I'm sorry, are you familiar with these things called "jokes"? They're really popular on Twitter right now.
Well, is his defense ,she does claim that what she is quoting is real , at least the description applies that
I think it's all made up, or made much more dramatic than it actually was. Just stuff to make the mother 'Internet famous'. Sorry to burst you bubble.
Or perhaps like all kids they grow up much faster with every answer to every question. They can think of on the Internet.
Doubt it. I've lived to long not to be able to recognise the tricks of the trade.
Kids these days learn not so much from watching TV but from watching other adults. Their young minds soak up much more than you realize. My little sister was saying stuff like this at this age as well.
For those saying 7 year Olds don't talk like this or know about weed, sex, Kardashians etc apparently don't pay attention to what happens in schools, with their friends, what they see on TV, YouTube, and I could go on. My boys was asking me simular questions in elementary school and I'd ask where they heard that from... Their answer.. School, friends, etc. And just cause you have never heard it from your kids mouth doesn't mean they are not talking about it. Kids are growing up way to fast now a days. I didn't know half the things in middles school that kids in elementary school know now. I believe in being open with my kids. Depending on the question and age is how I would word my answer. My youngest son has corrected kids in middle school and teachers in health class about certain issues, and that's because he grew up in a family with medical backgrounds. If my kid had a legitimate question about something he heard from friends or school id answer it correctly in a "professional" way
Thank God! Kids on my side of the world are still cute and innocent... And No, they don't know about the Kardashia or Bachelor stuffs...
this is a bullshit if the kid was this smart shed be tweeting it herself
You can try to restrict what your 7 year olds watch but remember they aren’t home schooled
What I want to know, is why a 7 yr old is wearing eye liner???
For those of you freaking out because a 7 year old knows about sex, think about this: would you want your child to find out about it form you or someone else? Would you want your child to be prepared when they hit puberty or be caught off guard and have no clue what's happening? When I was seven, one of the girls at my school was going around talking about stuff she'd heard from her older sister, so my mother finally sat me down and gave me "the talk" because she wanted me to learn it about sex from her and not some other child. She also had me well informed about periods; so well in fact that when I had my first one I knew exactly what it was (I was twelve and that's when she started, so it was about the right time anyway), cursed because now I had to deal with it, grabbed a pad and moved on with life. Leaving a kid in the dark and/or letting them find out about stuff from other kids who have no idea what they're talking about is a good way to lead to teenage pregnancy.
I'm really more concerned about her language? Such a potty mouth!!! Why the need to swear so wickedly? I'm willing to bet my salary that, this stuff isn't true either.
Our 7 year old says this sort of stuff all the time. Tonight she was writing something about chickens (she likes to give herself homework) and declared that she would list its classification ("bird") and the other interesting facts such as: chickens can only have babies if the egg has been fertilised. We have no idea how she knows this stuff!
This isn't cute or funny.
wow cool funny :O
zxczxxzczx
Has even ONE of these of things or cringey live tweets EVER ended up being true? Didn't think so
#ShitMyDadSays #ShitThatNeverHappened
If they aren't made up, than this young child is being exposed to way more than she should at her age. She lets her daughter watch Survivor? Listen to Beyonce? and understands the lyrics??? She's a single mom isnt' she??!! sad....
This bitch is straight up lying. Please.
looks eerily like Rowdy, no wonder she fight's so hard eh
if this is true then lil missy is góing to Oxford ;0)