3-Year-Old Refuses To Celebrate Birthday Party Unless It’s Poop-Themed, Gets The Shittiest Party Ever
Part of being a good parent is accepting your child the way he is, so when a 3-year-old girl is asking for a poop-themed birthday party, you better deliver!
“For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop’ balloons and a poop cake,'” the girl’s mom Rebecca told Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”
The family held the party at their home in St. Louis and invited guests to “pin the poop”, enjoy a poop emoji-designed pinata with Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses inside, and receive whoopee cushion favors. If that wasn’t enough, Rebecca even dressed in a poop costume.
“I expected the grandparents to question it, but they all just laughed when I told them,” mom recalled. She said that everyone loved the toilet-proud party but most importantly it made her daughter happy. “Audrey is definitely her own person. I hope she always has the confidence she has now.”
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I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really s****y birthday party"
I don't see why the poop emoji is so popular. Who poops in a swirl. The first time I saw it I thought it was ice cream.
It was meant to be ice cream. Don't know who started calling it poo.
Load More Replies...I love this family and their willingness to play along with their daughter and give her a great party. Look at that smile on her face!
Im sorry but that party is f*****g genius. Poop is always hilarious to a kid.
All little kids go through stages like this-It's entirely normal. I myself, however, am too embarrassed to say what mine was. Audrey is an adorable little girl, her interests are far, far more sane than mine were. You go girl!
Poop on a cake? Never seen that before :D And what an adorable little girl :)
She wouldn't have a party! Another parent that won't say "no" to her child!
Come on, this is awesome xD 💩💩💩 f**k the disney princesses, i want a poop emoji themed party. its about a character and the message it comunicates, not about s**t itself. Ppl seem to take it way too seriously..
I don't see how thats s****y at all. Well, except for the poop theme.
We potty train them about everybody poops and it's no big thing and even celebrate when they do it. Not surprising a 3 year old took it the extra step lol
I have a stuffed poop emoji bank that I received in a Yankee swap last Xmas. Would love to send it to her as a birthday gift!
Haha she is so happy! I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop ballons etc... The more you know!
We had two dalmatians and guinea pigs for a long time. The funniest thing was watching the guinea pigs roaming around, pooping, and the damnations following behind, policing up the mess. Little girl would get a huge kick out of that.
Usually the guinea pig eats their own poop. If I remember correctly it contains a b vitamin they need to maintain their health. But, I can see how the dogs wanted to keep the house clean. :)
Load More Replies...pathetic....India trying to get rid of the s**t on streets, civilized country bring s**t into the house.
Sad. How about telling her no. She's 3. She doesn't run the show. Spoil entitled snowflake in the making. Those poop things are so dumb. What a disgusting theme for a birthday party! Refuses to have birthday party, then don't have it.
really what I think is the child is really......spoiled ish because she won't celebrate her own party if it is poop themed?! and they had to make a poop cake or whatever and poop pillows and her mom dressed as poop?
yeah she is 3 man so let her have her s****y party! wouldn't you want you kid to be happy? I mean is not as s****y as it seems ...
Load More Replies...I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of U.S. society. That's what I think.
I grew up in a home where natural bodily functions were taken care of in private and not discussed publicly. Therefore, I am disgusted by this whole thing. I would rather teach my children some dignity and class.
... it's a birthday party for a little girl ... relax! She learned a good lesson from her parents - LOVE!
Load More Replies...Just want to be a party pooper, don't you? There's always seems to be one...
Load More Replies...Didn't you read the book Everybody Poops? She is probably in the middle or end of potty training. Plus everyone knows poop jokes are funny. Well my daughter thinks they are.
Load More Replies...That party looks very modest. I think she'll will fine. You on the other hand over here s******g on a toddlers birthday party...
Load More Replies...I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really s****y birthday party"
I don't see why the poop emoji is so popular. Who poops in a swirl. The first time I saw it I thought it was ice cream.
It was meant to be ice cream. Don't know who started calling it poo.
Load More Replies...I love this family and their willingness to play along with their daughter and give her a great party. Look at that smile on her face!
Im sorry but that party is f*****g genius. Poop is always hilarious to a kid.
All little kids go through stages like this-It's entirely normal. I myself, however, am too embarrassed to say what mine was. Audrey is an adorable little girl, her interests are far, far more sane than mine were. You go girl!
Poop on a cake? Never seen that before :D And what an adorable little girl :)
She wouldn't have a party! Another parent that won't say "no" to her child!
Come on, this is awesome xD 💩💩💩 f**k the disney princesses, i want a poop emoji themed party. its about a character and the message it comunicates, not about s**t itself. Ppl seem to take it way too seriously..
I don't see how thats s****y at all. Well, except for the poop theme.
We potty train them about everybody poops and it's no big thing and even celebrate when they do it. Not surprising a 3 year old took it the extra step lol
I have a stuffed poop emoji bank that I received in a Yankee swap last Xmas. Would love to send it to her as a birthday gift!
Haha she is so happy! I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop ballons etc... The more you know!
We had two dalmatians and guinea pigs for a long time. The funniest thing was watching the guinea pigs roaming around, pooping, and the damnations following behind, policing up the mess. Little girl would get a huge kick out of that.
Usually the guinea pig eats their own poop. If I remember correctly it contains a b vitamin they need to maintain their health. But, I can see how the dogs wanted to keep the house clean. :)
Load More Replies...pathetic....India trying to get rid of the s**t on streets, civilized country bring s**t into the house.
Sad. How about telling her no. She's 3. She doesn't run the show. Spoil entitled snowflake in the making. Those poop things are so dumb. What a disgusting theme for a birthday party! Refuses to have birthday party, then don't have it.
really what I think is the child is really......spoiled ish because she won't celebrate her own party if it is poop themed?! and they had to make a poop cake or whatever and poop pillows and her mom dressed as poop?
yeah she is 3 man so let her have her s****y party! wouldn't you want you kid to be happy? I mean is not as s****y as it seems ...
Load More Replies...I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of U.S. society. That's what I think.
I grew up in a home where natural bodily functions were taken care of in private and not discussed publicly. Therefore, I am disgusted by this whole thing. I would rather teach my children some dignity and class.
... it's a birthday party for a little girl ... relax! She learned a good lesson from her parents - LOVE!
Load More Replies...Just want to be a party pooper, don't you? There's always seems to be one...
Load More Replies...Didn't you read the book Everybody Poops? She is probably in the middle or end of potty training. Plus everyone knows poop jokes are funny. Well my daughter thinks they are.
Load More Replies...That party looks very modest. I think she'll will fine. You on the other hand over here s******g on a toddlers birthday party...
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