3-Year-Old Refuses To Celebrate Birthday Party Unless It’s Poop-Themed, Gets The Shittiest Party Ever
Part of being a good parent is accepting your child the way he is, so when a 3-year-old girl is asking for a poop-themed birthday party, you better deliver!
“For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop’ balloons and a poop cake,'” the girl’s mom Rebecca told Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”
The family held the party at their home in St. Louis and invited guests to “pin the poop”, enjoy a poop emoji-designed pinata with Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses inside, and receive whoopee cushion favors. If that wasn’t enough, Rebecca even dressed in a poop costume.
“I expected the grandparents to question it, but they all just laughed when I told them,” mom recalled. She said that everyone loved the toilet-proud party but most importantly it made her daughter happy. “Audrey is definitely her own person. I hope she always has the confidence she has now.”
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I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really shitty birthday party"
Sorry I can't attend, I'm constipated.
Hahahahahahahaha, I didn't expect that.
Omg I have the Dabbits.....
hahah hilarious !!
I'm not sure what to thhink about such a shitty idea :D
I see what you did there :D
It's just downright crappy ;)
Real "Party Poopers"
these guys are great parents!!
when parents go too far....
3 year olds do not always get what 3 year olds wish for in my universe, so this shit never would've happened if It was my kid.
I don't see why the poop emoji is so popular. Who poops in a swirl. The first time I saw it I thought it was ice cream.
It was meant to be ice cream. Don't know who started calling it poo.
"But it's my TURD birthday!"
I love this family and their willingness to play along with their daughter and give her a great party. Look at that smile on her face!
That poor "shitty" emoji. It was meant to be the top of a chocolate cone or ice cream scoop. Wonder what would've happened if it was vanilla? Lol
Even unicorn poop cookies. Nice.
HOLY CRAP!
What's gonna be next year?...
I'm surprised the cake is not made entirely out of Nutella
my name's Audrey too.....I WOULD LOVE THIS PARTY!
This kid has odd ideas about fun.
Im sorry but that party is fucking genius. Poop is always hilarious to a kid.
All little kids go through stages like this-It's entirely normal. I myself, however, am too embarrassed to say what mine was. Audrey is an adorable little girl, her interests are far, far more sane than mine were. You go girl!
sweeeeeeet
Poop on a cake? Never seen that before :D And what an adorable little girl :)
There's a litter box cake, so why not. :).
There is something seriously wrong with these people.
Well shit
Early signs of coprophilia?
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Thats a lot of crap!
She wouldn't have a party! Another parent that won't say "no" to her child!
I know someone who can draw very cool poops
Who cares about the theme they are happy that matters.
Scatology on the way.
Awwwww
how was the party darling? pretty shitty
The shit just got real !!
I stinkin love it
Good sense of humor
Come on, this is awesome xD 💩💩💩 fuck the disney princesses, i want a poop emoji themed party. its about a character and the message it comunicates, not about shit itself. Ppl seem to take it way too seriously..
I don't see how thats shitty at all. Well, except for the poop theme.
what a shitty day for her birthday (;^ o ^;)
I hope she got 3 emojis one for every turd of her life :D.. ..sorry i heard that turd/third pun over 15 years ago and never got to use it
We potty train them about everybody poops and it's no big thing and even celebrate when they do it. Not surprising a 3 year old took it the extra step lol
cute poop
It's my girl;D
I love it the shittiest party ever!!
Audrey is my spirit animal.
I have a stuffed poop emoji bank that I received in a Yankee swap last Xmas. Would love to send it to her as a birthday gift!
In love with Audrey
Poop is luck in Japan...Welp Tell the other kids that.
Her smiling face is everything !
If that's what she wanted , why not !
Haha she is so happy! I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop ballons etc... The more you know!
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I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop balloons. Because crass has no limits anymore.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
We had two dalmatians and guinea pigs for a long time. The funniest thing was watching the guinea pigs roaming around, pooping, and the damnations following behind, policing up the mess. Little girl would get a huge kick out of that.
Usually the guinea pig eats their own poop. If I remember correctly it contains a b vitamin they need to maintain their health. But, I can see how the dogs wanted to keep the house clean. :)
Happy Birthday Poo You!
We have a good game for her: www.ohshitgame.com for kids and all family
Говёная вечеринка 💩
pathetic....India trying to get rid of the shit on streets, civilized country bring shit into the house.
Sad. How about telling her no. She's 3. She doesn't run the show. Spoil entitled snowflake in the making. Those poop things are so dumb. What a disgusting theme for a birthday party! Refuses to have birthday party, then don't have it.
Our game would be perfect for her birthday! www.ohshitgame.com
really what I think is the child is really......spoiled ish because she won't celebrate her own party if it is poop themed?! and they had to make a poop cake or whatever and poop pillows and her mom dressed as poop?
yeah she is 3 man so let her have her shitty party! wouldn't you want you kid to be happy? I mean is not as shitty as it seems ...
I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of U.S. society. That's what I think.
I grew up in a home where natural bodily functions were taken care of in private and not discussed publicly. Therefore, I am disgusted by this whole thing. I would rather teach my children some dignity and class.
... it's a birthday party for a little girl ... relax! She learned a good lesson from her parents - LOVE!
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As a parent, it is okay and encouraged to use the word NO. This was what they should have done.
Just want to be a party pooper, don't you? There's always seems to be one...
Yeah, there is ALWAYS someone who wants to hold people to standard and proper decorum, shame on me. Heaven forbid a child is given limits or told no, a bathroom party is not appropriate. She is 3. That is all her parents doing and they are teaching her poorly.
Get over yourself. It's not like they were using real poop. If we want a class on etiquette and how to put a stick up their ass, we'll let you know.
Gee heather, I see you are a classless thing. No doubt you'd throw a party with real poop and think it was chocolate. Sorry you have no class or manners, blame your parents.
Also I'm human not a thing!!
I was raised to be polite, quiet, and to help others. I don't see this as classless. I just believe a little girl should have a happy birthday. What if she wanted a G.I. Joe themed party? Would you say no bc she's a girl?
If you're implying I ignored the whole I would eat shit and my parents should be blamed. I got it. Now, if that's not what you meant explain, but please dumb it down for me. Evidently I'm slow.
heather, you are a daft crass thing. Learn to read and comprehend what you read.
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LOL! i'd expect this for a boy, but a girl??? So funny!
Didn't you read the book Everybody Poops? She is probably in the middle or end of potty training. Plus everyone knows poop jokes are funny. Well my daughter thinks they are.
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This is why I don't want children. They have no taste.
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I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of society. That's what I think.
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Get the kid some help and take some parenting classes. This kid is gonna end up a special little snowflake. JUST SAY NO!
That party looks very modest. I think she'll will fine. You on the other hand over here shitting on a toddlers birthday party...
I'm an only child and my parents said no a lot. I was in no way spoiled. That being said they allowed me to be an individual. When I started picking out my own clothes and dressing myself I'd be as I called myself a rainbow. Pink pants, orange shirt, blue socks, etc. Now I'm 39 and I'm glad they let me be who I am. Everyone needs to learn their own individuallity. A conformist world would be a boring one.
I think you missed my point. Would every kid choose that maybe not, but letting her make her own choices allow her to grow.
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It is one thing to allow your child to express themselves through clothing, it is another to encourage or promote a party pertaining to poop. Where did a 2.5 3 year old learn about the emoji? Someone showed her and encouraged her to enjoy the whole thing. That is bad parenting.
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Finally, a 3-year-old that isn't fat!...
I can only imagine why other kids didn't participate: "Hey jill, do you want to bring your kids over, we're throwing my daughter this really shitty birthday party"
Sorry I can't attend, I'm constipated.
Hahahahahahahaha, I didn't expect that.
Omg I have the Dabbits.....
hahah hilarious !!
I'm not sure what to thhink about such a shitty idea :D
I see what you did there :D
It's just downright crappy ;)
Real "Party Poopers"
these guys are great parents!!
when parents go too far....
3 year olds do not always get what 3 year olds wish for in my universe, so this shit never would've happened if It was my kid.
I don't see why the poop emoji is so popular. Who poops in a swirl. The first time I saw it I thought it was ice cream.
It was meant to be ice cream. Don't know who started calling it poo.
"But it's my TURD birthday!"
I love this family and their willingness to play along with their daughter and give her a great party. Look at that smile on her face!
That poor "shitty" emoji. It was meant to be the top of a chocolate cone or ice cream scoop. Wonder what would've happened if it was vanilla? Lol
Even unicorn poop cookies. Nice.
HOLY CRAP!
What's gonna be next year?...
I'm surprised the cake is not made entirely out of Nutella
my name's Audrey too.....I WOULD LOVE THIS PARTY!
This kid has odd ideas about fun.
Im sorry but that party is fucking genius. Poop is always hilarious to a kid.
All little kids go through stages like this-It's entirely normal. I myself, however, am too embarrassed to say what mine was. Audrey is an adorable little girl, her interests are far, far more sane than mine were. You go girl!
sweeeeeeet
Poop on a cake? Never seen that before :D And what an adorable little girl :)
There's a litter box cake, so why not. :).
There is something seriously wrong with these people.
Well shit
Early signs of coprophilia?
💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUDREY 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
Thats a lot of crap!
She wouldn't have a party! Another parent that won't say "no" to her child!
I know someone who can draw very cool poops
Who cares about the theme they are happy that matters.
Scatology on the way.
Awwwww
how was the party darling? pretty shitty
The shit just got real !!
I stinkin love it
Good sense of humor
Come on, this is awesome xD 💩💩💩 fuck the disney princesses, i want a poop emoji themed party. its about a character and the message it comunicates, not about shit itself. Ppl seem to take it way too seriously..
I don't see how thats shitty at all. Well, except for the poop theme.
what a shitty day for her birthday (;^ o ^;)
I hope she got 3 emojis one for every turd of her life :D.. ..sorry i heard that turd/third pun over 15 years ago and never got to use it
We potty train them about everybody poops and it's no big thing and even celebrate when they do it. Not surprising a 3 year old took it the extra step lol
cute poop
It's my girl;D
I love it the shittiest party ever!!
Audrey is my spirit animal.
I have a stuffed poop emoji bank that I received in a Yankee swap last Xmas. Would love to send it to her as a birthday gift!
In love with Audrey
Poop is luck in Japan...Welp Tell the other kids that.
Her smiling face is everything !
If that's what she wanted , why not !
Haha she is so happy! I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop ballons etc... The more you know!
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
I never knew you could buy poop pinatas and poop balloons. Because crass has no limits anymore.
Best. Birthday. Ever.
We had two dalmatians and guinea pigs for a long time. The funniest thing was watching the guinea pigs roaming around, pooping, and the damnations following behind, policing up the mess. Little girl would get a huge kick out of that.
Usually the guinea pig eats their own poop. If I remember correctly it contains a b vitamin they need to maintain their health. But, I can see how the dogs wanted to keep the house clean. :)
Happy Birthday Poo You!
We have a good game for her: www.ohshitgame.com for kids and all family
Говёная вечеринка 💩
pathetic....India trying to get rid of the shit on streets, civilized country bring shit into the house.
Sad. How about telling her no. She's 3. She doesn't run the show. Spoil entitled snowflake in the making. Those poop things are so dumb. What a disgusting theme for a birthday party! Refuses to have birthday party, then don't have it.
Our game would be perfect for her birthday! www.ohshitgame.com
really what I think is the child is really......spoiled ish because she won't celebrate her own party if it is poop themed?! and they had to make a poop cake or whatever and poop pillows and her mom dressed as poop?
yeah she is 3 man so let her have her shitty party! wouldn't you want you kid to be happy? I mean is not as shitty as it seems ...
I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of U.S. society. That's what I think.
I grew up in a home where natural bodily functions were taken care of in private and not discussed publicly. Therefore, I am disgusted by this whole thing. I would rather teach my children some dignity and class.
... it's a birthday party for a little girl ... relax! She learned a good lesson from her parents - LOVE!
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
As a parent, it is okay and encouraged to use the word NO. This was what they should have done.
Just want to be a party pooper, don't you? There's always seems to be one...
Yeah, there is ALWAYS someone who wants to hold people to standard and proper decorum, shame on me. Heaven forbid a child is given limits or told no, a bathroom party is not appropriate. She is 3. That is all her parents doing and they are teaching her poorly.
Get over yourself. It's not like they were using real poop. If we want a class on etiquette and how to put a stick up their ass, we'll let you know.
Gee heather, I see you are a classless thing. No doubt you'd throw a party with real poop and think it was chocolate. Sorry you have no class or manners, blame your parents.
Also I'm human not a thing!!
I was raised to be polite, quiet, and to help others. I don't see this as classless. I just believe a little girl should have a happy birthday. What if she wanted a G.I. Joe themed party? Would you say no bc she's a girl?
If you're implying I ignored the whole I would eat shit and my parents should be blamed. I got it. Now, if that's not what you meant explain, but please dumb it down for me. Evidently I'm slow.
heather, you are a daft crass thing. Learn to read and comprehend what you read.
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LOL! i'd expect this for a boy, but a girl??? So funny!
Didn't you read the book Everybody Poops? She is probably in the middle or end of potty training. Plus everyone knows poop jokes are funny. Well my daughter thinks they are.
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This is why I don't want children. They have no taste.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
I think Bored Panda's staff & readers need to stop the over-utilization & glamorization of words like "*$$hole," "sh*t," & "f*ck." It's contributing to the slow decay of society. That's what I think.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Get the kid some help and take some parenting classes. This kid is gonna end up a special little snowflake. JUST SAY NO!
That party looks very modest. I think she'll will fine. You on the other hand over here shitting on a toddlers birthday party...
I'm an only child and my parents said no a lot. I was in no way spoiled. That being said they allowed me to be an individual. When I started picking out my own clothes and dressing myself I'd be as I called myself a rainbow. Pink pants, orange shirt, blue socks, etc. Now I'm 39 and I'm glad they let me be who I am. Everyone needs to learn their own individuallity. A conformist world would be a boring one.
I think you missed my point. Would every kid choose that maybe not, but letting her make her own choices allow her to grow.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
It is one thing to allow your child to express themselves through clothing, it is another to encourage or promote a party pertaining to poop. Where did a 2.5 3 year old learn about the emoji? Someone showed her and encouraged her to enjoy the whole thing. That is bad parenting.
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Finally, a 3-year-old that isn't fat!...