For those of you not familiar with Reddit AMAs, the AMA stands for Ask Me Anything and they're famous for providing fascinating personal insights into the lives of those who choose to participate in them. Previous guests have included everybody from Snoop Dogg and Barack Obama, to a former member of a religious cult and a guy who got sued by a girl he saved from drowning.
None of them come close to being as interesting as the one you'll find below however, because the AMA was conducted by none other than a 3-year-old boy from Texas called Caleb. If you think that means his answers aren't worthy of your time though, think again, because this kid is a regular oracle. He even knows the meaning of life, and it's just as profound as you'd expect. Scroll down to see some of his best answers, which were typed up with the help of his dad Matthew (who goes by the username myunalteredmind). Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Three year old logic: if you don't acknowledge it, you won't have to deal with it!
I think he meant all voices... Not the one in his head. Like he's sleeping when he can't hear anything. :D
Okay I tend to give a really long explanation for everything CAN SOMEONE LET ME MEET THIS KID?
Oh, come on, it's a little kid's answer. This means we should take it literally and not politically. White ia indeed a big colour because all the papers you write and draw onto are white before you put colour on them, tissue you use in the bathroom is white, most home appliances are white, underwear, bedsheet etc etc. Also, from a painter's perspective, you'll need white the most to regulate your tones and reach the colours you're trying to get.
hey hes a scientist too! Understands cause and effect. smart kid! (smarter than some people these days)
Snacks are very important. I'm a lot less grumpy when I've had my snack! We could resolve a lot of world conflicts if people had more naps and snacks.
I never understood the existence of "Hawaii pizza". And I never will. But everyone's taste is different.
Funny I got spankings when I didn't listen and somehow I turned out to be a pretty ok person. I take responsibility for my own actions and I became a productive member of society.... parent how you like as long as u aren't beating them
Spanking is beating. My eldest brother turned out ok despite being beaten half to death most of his young life, and that's not even the worst that happened to him. Just because it didn't kill you doesn't mean it made you stronger.
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You are all assuming that pow pow is spanking. Don't make assumptions.
I was spanked as a child and I don't face any of these issues you're trying to put all on a spanking. Sometimes kids just don't want to listen no matter how you parented them, just like sometimes adults don't want to listen!! Spanking is by no means the same as abuse!!! If you don't wanna spank your kids, you have every right not to, but if the next person does, they also have every right to do what they feel they need to do in order to parent. Obviously I'm not talking about beating your child, and if anyone tries to say that it's the same thing, or says "well where do you draw the line" (because any f*****g person w common sense can draw a clear line and distinguish a smack on the a*s from child abuse) I'll come to you and beatYOUR a*s!!
No wonder kid likes mom better. I mean - "he's liar. He wasn't listening...pow pow!" The kid is not a liar, kid has feelings that pow pow! needs to be a little secret. With 3 years old, NO kid can't do anything ANYTHING to deserve spanking. Until 4 yo, EVERYTHING is classified as parents fault. This one makes me mad
Also whose to say mom doesn't spank? Just because it's not something you would do doesn't mean at all they it's wrong. I'm not advocating for beating the c**p out of a child but a seat on the butt IS NOT ABUSE!!
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Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
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Why should I believe that a 3 year old is answering those deep answers? It's not live. a guy who has a three year old son is spending his time on Reddit..
Idk... if I had a kid like him I would think it's cute at first but then he'd just seem spoiled and would be annoying to me personally. Sorry
I would say the same ;) not sorry :D Actually this boy has an answer to everything, but it's obvious he doesn't know everything. And it would be better for his future self esteem to know that not everything he says is the correct answer.
Load More Replies... Why should I believe that a 3 year old is answering those deep answers? It's not live. a guy who has a three year old son is spending his time on Reddit..
