The 1970s must have taken place on a different planet. These photos of men’s clothing from that decade leave us drowning in astounding mustard knits, loud patterns, high waists, way-too-skimpy briefs, and other men's fashion faux pas that we don't have enough of imagination to describe 40 years later.

As synthetics fell in price, casual men's style garbs were suddenly available to many fashion-forward young men looking to cut loose. Since polyester doesn’t require ironing, the “wash and wear” revolution is in full view of these models with their skin-tight threads and jumpsuits that leave nothing to the imagination. A 70s fashion Travelknit suit jumps out of the suitcase ready to wear, keeping with the decade’s focus on spontaneity and indulgence.

Scroll down for our pick of the worst 70s men's fashion pieces. And as a final note, don’t look at the prices in the funny ads! You’ll only resent H&M even more!

(h/t: flashbak)

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CarolineCordery 4 years ago

Men in Belted Sweaters would be a good band name.

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KerrieMantei 4 years ago

Damn hipsters

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MorriMiele 4 years ago

I found Waldo

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KatKotka 4 years ago

It was definitely the era of the crotch...

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KerrieMantei 4 years ago

Is that a Onesie?

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LaurelCrooks 4 years ago

The jumpsuits on the right are just awful.

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KittyBuns 4 years ago

I would love if my partner dressed like this.

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BeckyBlake 4 years ago

Is he lactating!

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DrgnflyMoon 4 years ago

Pimps on the left. Ho's on the right:)

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RobynScott 4 years ago

That could spoil a third date.....

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Hunter

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RebekkaBowater 4 years ago

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

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HeatherCrawford 4 years ago

im speechless.

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AlexPeters 4 years ago

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

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DominikaFutó 4 years ago

Standing ovation for the designer.

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JulieMolina 4 years ago

More things should be in giraffe pattern.

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GillianMcGown 4 years ago

on the right. Bay City rollers had a lot to answer for!!!

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KaiChu 4 years ago

Mondrian-like briefs!

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dani 4 years ago

thunderbirds are go!

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RachelMcPeak 4 years ago

That magazine title though.

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SusanWilkinson 4 years ago

My dad had one of these!

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NatalieRudley 4 years ago

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

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FranFoley 4 years ago

You know you're all thinking it.

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NatalieRudley 4 years ago

The description on this is strangely erotic!

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BrettValentine 4 years ago

but I can say a whole LOT about this!

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LauraD'Costa 4 years ago

Lmao anyone for tennis?

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JulieMolina 4 years ago

Those two guys are really avoiding eye contact.

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FranFoley 4 years ago

See what they did there? Those tricksters.

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Carsuals

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ArturKlassen 4 years ago

LSD was much more popular those days.

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TraceyGjosund 4 years ago

Guy on the right looks like he just did a hit of something

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MarisaDelgado 4 years ago

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

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DianeHume 4 years ago

Makes me want to sing the YMCA song

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WendyReaser 4 years ago

Yep because real men wear underwear and tshirts

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EmilyPilc 4 years ago

Fruit of the doom. These guys look like serial killers.

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#36

In 2015.

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SandyGalbraith 4 years ago

Well... Hello sailor!

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#37

Dee Eye Ess See Oh

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NealGraves 4 years ago

Xanaduuuuuuuuuu!!!

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#38

Square To The Hips

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NicoleRoberts 4 years ago

Because two big shit-brown patches on a guy's butt cheeks is what the ladies love!

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#39

So Much Derp

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NicoleRoberts 4 years ago

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

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Dusty Day 2 years ago

Da da da daaaaaaa! CATALOGUE MAAAAAAAAN!

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Starsky & Hutch Style Knit Jacket

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CindiNeumann 4 years ago

starsky and hutch

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Real Men Have Molester Mustaches. And Wear Slipper Socks.

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NicoleRoberts 4 years ago

Wanna ride on my Terry Go Round?

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