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The 1970s must have taken place on a different planet. These photos of men’s clothing from that decade leave us drowning in astounding mustard knits, loud patterns, high waists, way-too-skimpy briefs, and other men's fashion faux pas that we don't have enough of imagination to describe 40 years later.

As synthetics fell in price, casual men's style garbs were suddenly available to many fashion-forward young men looking to cut loose. Since polyester doesn’t require ironing, the “wash and wear” revolution is in full view of these models with their skin-tight threads and jumpsuits that leave nothing to the imagination. A 70s fashion Travelknit suit jumps out of the suitcase ready to wear, keeping with the decade’s focus on spontaneity and indulgence.

Scroll down for our pick of the worst 70s men's fashion pieces. And as a final note, don’t look at the prices in the funny ads! You’ll only resent H&M even more!

(h/t: flashbak)

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sneakcollector
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I think the light in bedroom went out itself immediately when they came in dressed like this...

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TreyEvitt
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm reminded of the gay couple in "Best in Show" The guy who is David St. Hubbins in "Spinal Tap"says, "We're in town 2 nights; how many tea ceremonies can you do?"

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LynnThompson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guys in the left photo look like they're thinking, "Dear God, why have they put us in these ridiculous matching robes? Are we about to make a gay porno movie? My father tried to tell me that I'd never make a career out of modeling!"

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KarenClarke
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say French women have a terrific sense of style. French men- not so much.

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Mitch Hagan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The models on the left are thinking "Is the money I'm getting for this photo worth my dignity?"

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Mitch Hagan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The model's on the left look sad...probably thinking "is my dignity worth the money?"

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Lisa R
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These guys would have done a lot of selfies if it had been available.

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MelBox
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the pic on the right looks like dudes genitals are about to fall out of those tight undies.

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MarkVahlkamp
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember those shirts (on the right). The onesie design was to keep the shirt from coming untucked.

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KristenHz
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silk pajamas, silk sheets... they were all the rage among the players in the 70s. I don't know why. Dress in silk pajamas and try to sleep in a bed covered with silk sheets. Not at all comfortable...

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AshleyBergen
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys on left "There's no coke?" Guy on Right: sniffed it all and some PCP too to be smiling like he looks good

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JenniferMcMahon
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how the one on the left is teasing us with the gap in his robe running almost all the way up.... ooooh! :-)

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JuandelBarrio
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Maybe if I pop this collar a bit harder it'll kill me and put me out of my misery."

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TreyEvitt
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I"m reminded of the gay couple in "Best In Show" "We're in town 2 nights how many tea ceremonies can you do?"

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ReneeLewis
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think, I would die laughing if my husband approached me in one of these. lol.

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NatalieAldrich
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That robe has to be some kind of reference to "The King and I".

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MelissaWelch
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fella in the plaid body suit is VERY impressed with himself.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

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NatalieRudley
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

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MarisaDelgado
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

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NicoleRoberts
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

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Adri Stone
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with guys in their underwear at the beach?!? "Hey guys, I just got some new skivvies! Let's go down to the beach and show them off!"

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