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The 1970s must have taken place on a different planet. These photos of men’s clothing from that decade leave us drowning in astounding mustard knits, loud patterns, high waists, way-too-skimpy briefs, and other men's fashion faux pas that we don't have enough of imagination to describe 40 years later.

As synthetics fell in price, casual men's style garbs were suddenly available to many fashion-forward young men looking to cut loose. Since polyester doesn’t require ironing, the “wash and wear” revolution is in full view of these models with their skin-tight threads and jumpsuits that leave nothing to the imagination. A 70s fashion Travelknit suit jumps out of the suitcase ready to wear, keeping with the decade’s focus on spontaneity and indulgence.

Scroll down for our pick of the worst 70s men's fashion pieces. And as a final note, don’t look at the prices in the funny ads! You’ll only resent H&M even more!

(h/t: flashbak)

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RebekkaBowater
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

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AlexPeters
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

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SarahPackard
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And why is the man on the left wearing his sister's very short dress? I'm afraid if he decides to move what we all might see. Lol!

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TennoAndra
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The, ugly, belted (or un-belted!!) sweater-vest was the (inherently pointless) "hoodie" of the '70s! (y) (y)

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SadieMadrid
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanna play volleyball? Wait, let me grab my crocheted poncho!

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KarenClarke
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boys, your Grammy went to a lot of trouble to crochet these outfits specially for you. The least you can do in return is pose for ONE picture to show how much you appreciate her efforts. Now wipe those smirks off your faces.

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HollyJonson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ken Barbie called. He says "Hey! You forgot to put my pants on!"

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Kerin Schiesser
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG who stole my great-aunt's zig-zag, crocheted couch afghan and cut a neck-hole in it! aaAAAAArrrgh. CAN NOT UN-SEE!!!!

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Mitch Hagan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a good thing they put that volleyball in the shot, otherwise we might question these dudes masculinity.

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Jennifer St-Laurent
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy on the left is like "Why did I sign in for this photoshoot!? I look ridiculous!! Okay, calm down and smile, or they won't pay me!" XD

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MichaelThornton
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thanks for the offer of volleyball guys,but ,i might give it a miss

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HelenJohnson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's impossible but... every photo is even more awful than the last one! A dress, a football, a bedspread... What kind of 'sport' is this?

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IreneMay
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because I lost the volleyball game. O.k., o.k., those guys lost, too.

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ShielahAndersen
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aka...drunk and fell over couch...tangled in afghan...managed to bite a head hole and comb hair for pose...

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LauraSwingle
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You too, Callierose2013? My Nana made those same afghans. But no one ever played Soccer in one.

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FrédéricEeckman
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, let's make it clear, it's a women's catalogue, but they couldn't find women to wear the clothes ?

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PattiHauschildHoffman
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cause nothing says "I'm up for a game of volleyball" like a crocheted sweater!

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D.B.Myrrha
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that poncho when I was six (and yeah, it was in the 70s.) Didn't know my dad and I could have matched!

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KristinGiulino
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'I'd love to go to the beach with you, just let me get my knitted poncho.. '

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TraciCuller
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom had a poncho made out of crocheted granny squares. It was metro sexual apparently. LOL

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DeeDiddlee
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just watched Anchorman 2 and Ron Burgundy was wearing the poncho in his lighthouse!

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DanHawkes
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he'll wear your grandma's clothes, he'll look incredible!

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TraceyGjosund
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never saw men wearing these at the beach when I was growing up

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NatalieRudley
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

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MarisaDelgado
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

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NicoleRoberts
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

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Adri Stone
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with guys in their underwear at the beach?!? "Hey guys, I just got some new skivvies! Let's go down to the beach and show them off!"

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