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The 1970s must have taken place on a different planet. These photos of men’s clothing from that decade leave us drowning in astounding mustard knits, loud patterns, high waists, way-too-skimpy briefs, and other men's fashion faux pas that we don't have enough of imagination to describe 40 years later.

As synthetics fell in price, casual men's style garbs were suddenly available to many fashion-forward young men looking to cut loose. Since polyester doesn’t require ironing, the “wash and wear” revolution is in full view of these models with their skin-tight threads and jumpsuits that leave nothing to the imagination. A 70s fashion Travelknit suit jumps out of the suitcase ready to wear, keeping with the decade’s focus on spontaneity and indulgence.

Scroll down for our pick of the worst 70s men's fashion pieces. And as a final note, don’t look at the prices in the funny ads! You’ll only resent H&M even more!

(h/t: flashbak)

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AndrewBeierle
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear 1970s knitters: I am from the future and I bring you a warning. If God had intended sweaters to have belts, he would have included them in the original design manual. Sweaters do NOT have belts. But they do, in all cases, have sleeves. For God's sake, don't forget the sleeves!

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LynneDarroch
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know what to get my husband for father's day. Running downstairs now for my knitting needles.

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HollyJonson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something tells me someone thought this style was going to make men look like Robin Hood. Epic Fail.

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JeffTerry
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've obviously regressed. Seems that walking away from belted sweaters left the door wide open for the barbarians to overthrow civilization. Which is why we have the Kardashians.

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MartiTaylor
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it wrong to want the Blue belted sweater and red hat for myself :D :D

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KalileDestructeur
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was there really a mag called Men in Belted Sweaters? I mean,wad that enough of a thing to be a thing?

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cest_nayce
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH WOW! LOL it's like I don't even know what to say to this!

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TcherekKamstra
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John Davidson wannabe wins the prize for being being slightly more embarrassing than JD was.

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pay1370
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh god, no. nope. extradoublenope. get it away from me. NOW.

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Daniel I
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The belted sweaters are just hilarious. I actually kind of want one!

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Daniel I
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The belted sweaters are hilarious. I actually kind of want one!

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Diane Booth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone ever knitted their man one of these I am pretty sure it remained in the bottom of a drawer and never taken out and worn.

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Michael Cavalier
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like they got into the wardrobe trunk for the Mamas and the Papas.

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Elke Borchert
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!!!! Kaum zu glauben, aber wir haben es überlebt (und hoffentlich kommt es nicht wieder)!!!!!

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Volkan Ersoy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's make alist of today's fashion items that our grandchildren will laugh at. Lace women's shorts, UGG boots, ultra low-rise jeans, the complete hipster fashion....

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Lisa R
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I saw anyone wearing that coming my way, I would have moved to the opposite side of the street.

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Katrina Walker
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The photo on the upper right looks suspiciously like my husband...think we may have to talk about his "past"...

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PavelLujardo
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy in red sleeves is saying "Look at mw, my nipples are so sharp they show though two katers of cloth!"

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IbisFernandez
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you ignore the colors this looks straight out of Game of Thrones... There goes Jaimie Lanister on the second pic.

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ShielahAndersen
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the one in the yellow looks like a Lannister in that sweater...oddly this one works!

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FrédéricEeckman
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The upper middle one looks like a rejected suit for Captain America.

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SarahEasteal
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like washing my eyes out with soap. But I know it wouldn't work.

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NikkiOBrien
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite like that middle bottom one ... in a different colour ... on a chick!

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RebekkaBowater
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

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1970s Men’s Fashion

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AlexPeters
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

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NatalieRudley
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

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MarisaDelgado
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

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So Much Derp

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NicoleRoberts
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

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Adri Stone
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with guys in their underwear at the beach?!? "Hey guys, I just got some new skivvies! Let's go down to the beach and show them off!"

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