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The 1970s must have taken place on a different planet. These photos of men’s clothing from that decade leave us drowning in astounding mustard knits, loud patterns, high waists, way-too-skimpy briefs, and other men's fashion faux pas that we don't have enough of imagination to describe 40 years later.

As synthetics fell in price, casual men's style garbs were suddenly available to many fashion-forward young men looking to cut loose. Since polyester doesn’t require ironing, the “wash and wear” revolution is in full view of these models with their skin-tight threads and jumpsuits that leave nothing to the imagination. A 70s fashion Travelknit suit jumps out of the suitcase ready to wear, keeping with the decade’s focus on spontaneity and indulgence.

Scroll down for our pick of the worst 70s men's fashion pieces. And as a final note, don’t look at the prices in the funny ads! You’ll only resent H&M even more!

(h/t: flashbak)

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" Lemme just stand here looking sexy while i hold this Chicken upside down" WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE LOL!! xD

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AlexPeters
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I know the apocalypse will be crocheted!!! OMG. My eyes, my eyes!!

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NatalieRudley
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we weight these knits down with enough rocks we can drown them and no one will ever know!

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MarkDunlavey
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know you look bad when you review your latest 'sexy pose' photo and women are laughing at you behind your back.

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PaulTincher
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The girl on the left shouldn't be laughing so hard, but I really understand.

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ZofiaTeresiak
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't keep thinking about how panicked those guys were when they had unexpected diarrhea attack.

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RachaelCook
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

definitely from a men's magazine.... lmao that they think a one peice will attract women... funny as

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RickKorman
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this is what the Gieco caveman did before he got in the insurance business

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Daniel Ray
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Queen, the Yachting Years." Starring Cheryl Ladd and Tom Selleck as Freddy Mercury.

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Mitch Hagan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So there was a book called The Sensuous Man that was popular about the time of this ad and it said things like a man should always be ready for sex so alway wear zippers, nothing that buttons, no underwear or socks and loafers so you can get naked as fast as possible. I think this jumpsuit was in response to that. Such a weird time.

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GregAbolins
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what you see when you walk into the wrong room at the Motel 6

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PavelLujardo
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Douglas Bull's mustache can be detached and used as a boomerang when he is fighting criminals under his secret identity "Pornoman"

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BrianElliott
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah the 70s, when men were allowed to have body hair... (not necessarily a fan of the "pornstar" style mo', but I like moustaches in general.

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CarolynBagley
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one gets that Sublime song that mentions Ron Jeremy going in my head. And that description on right...how did this ever go to print, even in the 70's?

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KristenNelson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had no idea that Ron Jeremy worked as a fashion model prior to embarking on his career in the porn industry.

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KristiJordan
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello world! I found what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!

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JulieWhitham
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brian Fantana!!!....just needs the sex panther aftershave to pull the ladieees

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PaulaHaller
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheryl Tiegs laughing her head off because no one's gonna remember the Bull, not even wikipedia

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JuliaBurke
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey isn't the guy on the right in all the Hangover movies?

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MorRioghan
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the description is actually auto-erotic, that's a narc getting of on how hot he surely must seem to the rest of the world.. ;)

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LuluGirard
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can always be headed in the ultimate fashion climax when you have a big rod. Are YOU man enough to wear a onesie?

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MarisaDelgado
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pierce Brosnan? George Lopez?!! Didnt expect to see so many celebs in these ads lol

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NicoleRoberts
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kid in the bird shirt is slowly realizing that this photo shoot was a bad idea.

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Adri Stone
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with guys in their underwear at the beach?!? "Hey guys, I just got some new skivvies! Let's go down to the beach and show them off!"

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