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Sexist Internet Trolls Tell This 16-Year-Old Explorer To “Go Make A Sandwich”, And Her Comeback Is Epic
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Sexist Internet Trolls Tell This 16-Year-Old Explorer To “Go Make A Sandwich”, And Her Comeback Is Epic

16-year-old Australian skier Jade Hameister is the coolest teen. After a grueling 37-day trip through the Antarctic, she became the youngest person to complete the Polar Hat Trick, which includes traversing the North Pole, South Pole, and Greenland ice sheet. Not only that, she schooled her trolls in a way they will never forget.

A couple of years ago, Hameister gave a TEDx talk, explaining her journey towards the Polar Hat Trick and encouraging other young women to follow their dreams. And even though she had already skied to the North Pole at the time, her accomplishments didn’t stop trolls from bombarding her with sexist remarks. One of the most popular ones was “make me a sandwich.” And on January 13th this year, after her biggest life goal yet, Hameister did just that.

After the talk, Jade skied unassisted across the Greenland icecap in 2017, completing the second part of her hat trick. To reach the South Pole, she pulled a 220-pound sled for 373 miles across Antarctica.

There, she took a photo at the Ceremonial South Pole while holding a plate. “I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese),” Jade addressed the trolls. “Now ski <…> to the South Pole and you can eat it.”

“These past couple of years have been filled with crazy new experiences,” the explorer wrote. “Experiences that have transformed me and my soul. New pins on my map, new smells, new tastes, new friends, new cultures and a new mindset. I’ve pushed myself past what I once thought were my boundaries and challenged what other people once thought was possible for young women in particular.”

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16-year-old Australian skier Jade Hameister became the youngest person to complete the Polar Hat Trick

After her TEDx talk 2 years ago, she received some very nasty comments from men, telling her to “go make a sandwich”

To put them to their place, she came up with the perfect revenge plan:

“Now ski <…> to the South Pole and you can eat it”

Congratulations on being such an awesome human, Jade!

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lunagoth
Community Member
4 years ago

My comment might sound sexist as well but I can't helo asking it. Why is the internet full of men who write sexist comments? Being female online, sometimes I'm not comfortable admitting that I'm a girl,, because once the internet knows I am, suddenly anything I said would be irrelevant. Then comes such comments as' you're a girl what do you know?' 'you're just jealous of her'

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

It's not sexist of you. The answer to your question is the same for any bullies: It's their insecurity that they try to mask by abusing others who won't be able to fight back (e.g. by never meeting them). If someone was justifiably self-confident, they wouldn't need to be so pathetic.

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Hari Onago
Community Member
4 years ago

I love TED talks but the horde of misogynistic comments that appear each time a woman is giving a talk kinda ruins the experience for me. TED is all about "ideas worth spreading". Thus, it seems like unlikely place to gather so many angry, retrograde trolls. Kudos to this girl though, she is awesome.

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
4 years ago

It was a difficult habit to break but I made myself stop reading the comments on such talks. But it also inspired me to commit to never making negative comments anywhere online. No matter how stupid or bigoted someone is I refuse to respond. I may correct obvious mistakes or misinformation but I do so politely. I only comment when I have something positive to add to the conversation.

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A S Koziol
Community Member
4 years ago

Thank goodness you didn't bother yourself with the thoughts of small minds and went right ahead, proving them wrong. :) Bonus points on enjoying a laugh at then end.

Ivan Aguilar
Community Member
4 years ago

This young girl has accomplished more in 37 days than most of you "sandwich machos" will achieve in your entire lifetime, and yet she can and she had time to prepare a sandwich...

Luis Sanchez
Community Member
4 years ago

As a young teenager trying to reverse the consequences of patriarchy and toxic masculinity I think empowering women is one of the best things you can do I cringe inside everytime I see another guy randomly insulting another woman for any reason Go girls !

Tamara Laney
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a Hero Sandwich--You go girl!

Shruti Naik
Community Member
4 years ago

kudos to you woman! you're badass!

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Those dickhead mean saying that already proved that she was far better than them.

Random Internet Person
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen your comments quite often while reading articles on here and I always love what you write. Keep up the good work. I think you're a fantastic human being. :)

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Mae
Community Member
4 years ago

Men who make comments like that need something to make themselves "feel better" because they realize they are not capable of doing something a girl does. That's sad

Tisha Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

Heros come in all ages.

Phoebe Bean
Community Member
4 years ago

That's why the girl is going places!

BunnyBlubber
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the story! Keep it up

Harish Bhardwaj
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahahahaha! Good one superwoman!

MonsterMash
Community Member
4 years ago

Yesssss she is a young queen !!!!❤️❤️❤️

Elizabott
Community Member
4 years ago

BEST. SANDWICH. EVER.

Sudie Faulkner
Community Member
4 years ago

You go girl!! :D :D :D :D Show them how it's done!! :D :D :D :D

varwenea
Community Member
4 years ago

I am so impressed and so proud of her. Meanwhile, what the f is wrong with these sexist trolls online? Get a life!

Devin Robinson
Community Member
4 years ago

You go, girl!

Andrew Keane
Community Member
4 years ago

These trolls will most likely never achieve anything of meaning in their own lives. She has achieved so much more than me and she's half my age. Really savage burn in the end. I hope she goes on and achieved even greater heights

Lu
Community Member
4 years ago

Greatness of spirit, is so vast and courageous that such comments from folks who have no dreams for themselves!

Carmen Elena
Community Member
4 years ago

This is divine!! Keep going girl!

Ana
Community Member
4 years ago

asshole sexist men

Jovy Jergens
Community Member
4 years ago

What a world of cowardly, insecure bullies. It must be terrible when your only claim to fame is your (apparently teeney-tiny male reproductive organs). What a Stone Age mentality. These bottom feeders would deserve our compassion if they weren't so abhorrent. What are you afraid of and what went wrong with potty-traiining?

Bella Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

I heard about this before she is an amazing woman you should definitely watch the ted talk it is inspiring

Pragya Fating
Community Member
4 years ago

Just castrate them it will be more fun. And nobody needs their demon spawns.

Derpicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this! She I sighed so awesome, I want to meet her.

Derpicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

Is.. not I sighed... geez autocorrect is weird these days

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I Love My Dog
Community Member
4 years ago

YOU ARE SO AMAZING. Congratulations on your wonderful achievements. You are an incredible and inspirational young lady who I cannot help but admire so much. I honestly hope your life is full of happiness and many more fulfilled goals and dreams. You deserve all the good things that life has to offer. WELL DONE

Suburbs
Community Member
4 years ago

Aw, come on. Why would people say that to a kid? She's done more than than those keyboard warriors ever will.

Jim
Community Member
4 years ago

She's a good deal tougher than me so as far as I'm concerned, she is a badass. We are only limited by our own perceived limitations.

Cathy Carey
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents must be so proud of her. What an amazing young woman. I wonder what her diet was during the treks.

Donut_Addiction
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow this is amazing and can I have your sandwich? ( they don't deserve it )

Charles Gervais
Community Member
4 years ago

She should have said "come get it , bitch".

Marion Friedl
Community Member
4 years ago

Good job Jade, #TimesUp to stop those sexistic morons!!!

bill marsano
Community Member
4 years ago

An idea worth spreading in the next TED talk is that troll comments need an identifying flag so readers can scroll right past them. Mean-spirited comments are inevitable but needn't be unavoidable.

Dutch Sinco
Community Member
4 years ago

I love her wit. Humiliate them sexists

Maria K
Community Member
4 years ago

Awesome. <3

Jim
Community Member
4 years ago

She tougher than me, she can do whatever she wants as far as I am concerned. We are only limited by our own perceived limitations. This girl is a badass.

Tom Foolery
Community Member
4 years ago

Forget that nonsense. I love to cook too much to let a woman make me a sandwich. Instead, I'd make her a sandwich and it'd be delicious.

paulo marreco
Community Member
4 years ago

Way to go, girl!

Allen John
Community Member
4 years ago

MEN don't make comments like "go make a sandwich" to women who are accomplished or accomplishing things. Only boys do that.

Chiraphan Sakwatharak
Community Member
4 years ago

Only if the commenters can ski to eat the sandwiches she made...

bubamara
Community Member
4 years ago

Bravo, girl! Have a wonderful life ahead!!!

danielw
Community Member
4 years ago

First thought- that's an impressive feat. second thought- those men are jerks. Third thought? that sandwhich looks tasty. Okay. so I'm hungry.

Victor Vakaras
Community Member
4 years ago

Where are these men making these comments? On YouTube?

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

YouTube, Bored Panda, Facebook, real life. Men are trash everywhere.

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Igor Kovács
Community Member
3 years ago

She could've put one slice of bread on the North Pole and another on the South Pole, and she could've 'I made an Earth sandwich. Do it after me!'

MaxSteele
Community Member
3 years ago

This was a cool story. Unfortunately there's too much misogyny and misandry out there.

Sophia Cai
Community Member
4 years ago

Kudos to you! Boo sexism.

Hannah McGowen
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn! This girl trolled them

Ginny Boston
Community Member
4 years ago

All I can say is.....***YOU GO GIRLFRIEND*** !!!!!

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
4 years ago

Grrrrl!! What a badass!! Love it!

Sam Iza
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm proud even though I don't know her

Louise leGresley
Community Member
4 years ago

this is priceless. what a comeback! bravo!

Ivan Sudakov
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, now she has to make two sandwiches :)

Echo
Community Member
4 years ago

Just trying to wrap my head around how the comment section here some how found a way to add Trump to the conversation. It really is sad that so many of us have differing opinions, and yet we can't take a breath and write a statement without having to write curse words or directly attack others. Kinda sucks. We could actually have pretty good discussions from the breadth of people I have come to know comment here. Instead we always fall in to the same old trap of calling names, mentioning Trump, insulting someone's intelligence etc. It's kind of pathetic. Not only that it seems to be what people do when they converse on the internet. If this how you folks actually act in person I would hate to have to deal with you on a daily basis.

Echo
Community Member
4 years ago

Holy cow did I step on a land mine or what. Wow

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Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago

Normally I hate these "Someone said something mean to this person and their response was epic" posts but this one was actually pretty funny. Well played. As for the commenters though: take your virtue signalling recreational outrage elsewhere. Bitch bitch bitch, stop making this about you.

Mangoes'nRum
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4 years ago

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Meh.. leave 'em. What matters is your image of yourself. I'm sure you realize that your accomplishment is nothing to scoff at, attested by your excellent 'in your face' twitter post. Every other opinion is next. Those you can chose to use or ignore. There're lots of people who will respect you for what you have accomplished, irrelevant of gender, but will not vocalize it. You do no need to hear it, but simply to know that it is there. This is because those who understand their abilities, advantages and disadvantages and work to exceed them have no need or desire to bring you down. From them you receive constructive criticism, support and competition. Feel sorry for those who disparage against hate you for your achievements, because they know they haven't yet achieved anything that they are honestly proud of and are frustrated by it. They are afraid.

Rick Sanchez
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4 years ago

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She could work fo me

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

You don’t have enough money to pay her.

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El Char (E)
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4 years ago

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From my perspective, it is possible that some of these sexist remarks that are displayed come from children and shouldn't be taken seriously. Kind of like in the Southern US when a dense person does something dense and the little old church lady says "bless your heart". Beyond that, this young woman is awesome. Keep it up!

John Smith
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4 years ago

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So she still made the sandwich. Good girl.

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor you. Must be shitty, but you deserve it.

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Gourd Stuff
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4 years ago

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sometimes it's just a joke people stop getting so bent out of shape

Patti
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you call yourself Gourd because your body is shaped like one? Or just your face is? Don't get bent out of shape, I might be joking.

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Gerry Higgins
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4 years ago

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I meant a HOT sandwich!

Luis Sanchez
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4 years ago

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I could not agree with el char Better

Patti
Community Member
4 years ago

If that's your picture Luis, you are so handsome, to bad you're a jerk

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Paul Osborne
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4 years ago

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Can we have a story where women are the villains for a change? Or even better, something that isn't rooted in social justice

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

No.

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Jonathan Eatsalot
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4 years ago

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Well, she did follow the instruction and made the sandwich.

Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

Admit it, you were one of those limp-dicks on TED.

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fovizenoy
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4 years ago

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lunagoth
Community Member
4 years ago

My comment might sound sexist as well but I can't helo asking it. Why is the internet full of men who write sexist comments? Being female online, sometimes I'm not comfortable admitting that I'm a girl,, because once the internet knows I am, suddenly anything I said would be irrelevant. Then comes such comments as' you're a girl what do you know?' 'you're just jealous of her'

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

It's not sexist of you. The answer to your question is the same for any bullies: It's their insecurity that they try to mask by abusing others who won't be able to fight back (e.g. by never meeting them). If someone was justifiably self-confident, they wouldn't need to be so pathetic.

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Hari Onago
Community Member
4 years ago

I love TED talks but the horde of misogynistic comments that appear each time a woman is giving a talk kinda ruins the experience for me. TED is all about "ideas worth spreading". Thus, it seems like unlikely place to gather so many angry, retrograde trolls. Kudos to this girl though, she is awesome.

Stannous Flouride
Community Member
4 years ago

It was a difficult habit to break but I made myself stop reading the comments on such talks. But it also inspired me to commit to never making negative comments anywhere online. No matter how stupid or bigoted someone is I refuse to respond. I may correct obvious mistakes or misinformation but I do so politely. I only comment when I have something positive to add to the conversation.

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A S Koziol
Community Member
4 years ago

Thank goodness you didn't bother yourself with the thoughts of small minds and went right ahead, proving them wrong. :) Bonus points on enjoying a laugh at then end.

Ivan Aguilar
Community Member
4 years ago

This young girl has accomplished more in 37 days than most of you "sandwich machos" will achieve in your entire lifetime, and yet she can and she had time to prepare a sandwich...

Luis Sanchez
Community Member
4 years ago

As a young teenager trying to reverse the consequences of patriarchy and toxic masculinity I think empowering women is one of the best things you can do I cringe inside everytime I see another guy randomly insulting another woman for any reason Go girls !

Tamara Laney
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a Hero Sandwich--You go girl!

Shruti Naik
Community Member
4 years ago

kudos to you woman! you're badass!

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Those dickhead mean saying that already proved that she was far better than them.

Random Internet Person
Community Member
4 years ago

I've seen your comments quite often while reading articles on here and I always love what you write. Keep up the good work. I think you're a fantastic human being. :)

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Mae
Community Member
4 years ago

Men who make comments like that need something to make themselves "feel better" because they realize they are not capable of doing something a girl does. That's sad

Tisha Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

Heros come in all ages.

Phoebe Bean
Community Member
4 years ago

That's why the girl is going places!

BunnyBlubber
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the story! Keep it up

Harish Bhardwaj
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahahahaha! Good one superwoman!

MonsterMash
Community Member
4 years ago

Yesssss she is a young queen !!!!❤️❤️❤️

Elizabott
Community Member
4 years ago

BEST. SANDWICH. EVER.

Sudie Faulkner
Community Member
4 years ago

You go girl!! :D :D :D :D Show them how it's done!! :D :D :D :D

varwenea
Community Member
4 years ago

I am so impressed and so proud of her. Meanwhile, what the f is wrong with these sexist trolls online? Get a life!

Devin Robinson
Community Member
4 years ago

You go, girl!

Andrew Keane
Community Member
4 years ago

These trolls will most likely never achieve anything of meaning in their own lives. She has achieved so much more than me and she's half my age. Really savage burn in the end. I hope she goes on and achieved even greater heights

Lu
Community Member
4 years ago

Greatness of spirit, is so vast and courageous that such comments from folks who have no dreams for themselves!

Carmen Elena
Community Member
4 years ago

This is divine!! Keep going girl!

Ana
Community Member
4 years ago

asshole sexist men

Jovy Jergens
Community Member
4 years ago

What a world of cowardly, insecure bullies. It must be terrible when your only claim to fame is your (apparently teeney-tiny male reproductive organs). What a Stone Age mentality. These bottom feeders would deserve our compassion if they weren't so abhorrent. What are you afraid of and what went wrong with potty-traiining?

Bella Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

I heard about this before she is an amazing woman you should definitely watch the ted talk it is inspiring

Pragya Fating
Community Member
4 years ago

Just castrate them it will be more fun. And nobody needs their demon spawns.

Derpicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this! She I sighed so awesome, I want to meet her.

Derpicorn
Community Member
4 years ago

Is.. not I sighed... geez autocorrect is weird these days

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I Love My Dog
Community Member
4 years ago

YOU ARE SO AMAZING. Congratulations on your wonderful achievements. You are an incredible and inspirational young lady who I cannot help but admire so much. I honestly hope your life is full of happiness and many more fulfilled goals and dreams. You deserve all the good things that life has to offer. WELL DONE

Suburbs
Community Member
4 years ago

Aw, come on. Why would people say that to a kid? She's done more than than those keyboard warriors ever will.

Jim
Community Member
4 years ago

She's a good deal tougher than me so as far as I'm concerned, she is a badass. We are only limited by our own perceived limitations.

Cathy Carey
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents must be so proud of her. What an amazing young woman. I wonder what her diet was during the treks.

Donut_Addiction
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow this is amazing and can I have your sandwich? ( they don't deserve it )

Charles Gervais
Community Member
4 years ago

She should have said "come get it , bitch".

Marion Friedl
Community Member
4 years ago

Good job Jade, #TimesUp to stop those sexistic morons!!!

bill marsano
Community Member
4 years ago

An idea worth spreading in the next TED talk is that troll comments need an identifying flag so readers can scroll right past them. Mean-spirited comments are inevitable but needn't be unavoidable.

Dutch Sinco
Community Member
4 years ago

I love her wit. Humiliate them sexists

Maria K
Community Member
4 years ago

Awesome. <3

Jim
Community Member
4 years ago

She tougher than me, she can do whatever she wants as far as I am concerned. We are only limited by our own perceived limitations. This girl is a badass.

Tom Foolery
Community Member
4 years ago

Forget that nonsense. I love to cook too much to let a woman make me a sandwich. Instead, I'd make her a sandwich and it'd be delicious.

paulo marreco
Community Member
4 years ago

Way to go, girl!

Allen John
Community Member
4 years ago

MEN don't make comments like "go make a sandwich" to women who are accomplished or accomplishing things. Only boys do that.

Chiraphan Sakwatharak
Community Member
4 years ago

Only if the commenters can ski to eat the sandwiches she made...

bubamara
Community Member
4 years ago

Bravo, girl! Have a wonderful life ahead!!!

danielw
Community Member
4 years ago

First thought- that's an impressive feat. second thought- those men are jerks. Third thought? that sandwhich looks tasty. Okay. so I'm hungry.

Victor Vakaras
Community Member
4 years ago

Where are these men making these comments? On YouTube?

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

YouTube, Bored Panda, Facebook, real life. Men are trash everywhere.

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Igor Kovács
Community Member
3 years ago

She could've put one slice of bread on the North Pole and another on the South Pole, and she could've 'I made an Earth sandwich. Do it after me!'

MaxSteele
Community Member
3 years ago

This was a cool story. Unfortunately there's too much misogyny and misandry out there.

Sophia Cai
Community Member
4 years ago

Kudos to you! Boo sexism.

Hannah McGowen
Community Member
4 years ago

Damn! This girl trolled them

Ginny Boston
Community Member
4 years ago

All I can say is.....***YOU GO GIRLFRIEND*** !!!!!

Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
4 years ago

Grrrrl!! What a badass!! Love it!

Sam Iza
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm proud even though I don't know her

Louise leGresley
Community Member
4 years ago

this is priceless. what a comeback! bravo!

Ivan Sudakov
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, now she has to make two sandwiches :)

Echo
Community Member
4 years ago

Just trying to wrap my head around how the comment section here some how found a way to add Trump to the conversation. It really is sad that so many of us have differing opinions, and yet we can't take a breath and write a statement without having to write curse words or directly attack others. Kinda sucks. We could actually have pretty good discussions from the breadth of people I have come to know comment here. Instead we always fall in to the same old trap of calling names, mentioning Trump, insulting someone's intelligence etc. It's kind of pathetic. Not only that it seems to be what people do when they converse on the internet. If this how you folks actually act in person I would hate to have to deal with you on a daily basis.

Echo
Community Member
4 years ago

Holy cow did I step on a land mine or what. Wow

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Full Name
Community Member
4 years ago

Normally I hate these "Someone said something mean to this person and their response was epic" posts but this one was actually pretty funny. Well played. As for the commenters though: take your virtue signalling recreational outrage elsewhere. Bitch bitch bitch, stop making this about you.

Mangoes'nRum
Community Member
4 years ago

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Meh.. leave 'em. What matters is your image of yourself. I'm sure you realize that your accomplishment is nothing to scoff at, attested by your excellent 'in your face' twitter post. Every other opinion is next. Those you can chose to use or ignore. There're lots of people who will respect you for what you have accomplished, irrelevant of gender, but will not vocalize it. You do no need to hear it, but simply to know that it is there. This is because those who understand their abilities, advantages and disadvantages and work to exceed them have no need or desire to bring you down. From them you receive constructive criticism, support and competition. Feel sorry for those who disparage against hate you for your achievements, because they know they haven't yet achieved anything that they are honestly proud of and are frustrated by it. They are afraid.

Rick Sanchez
Community Member
4 years ago

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She could work fo me

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

You don’t have enough money to pay her.

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El Char (E)
Community Member
4 years ago

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From my perspective, it is possible that some of these sexist remarks that are displayed come from children and shouldn't be taken seriously. Kind of like in the Southern US when a dense person does something dense and the little old church lady says "bless your heart". Beyond that, this young woman is awesome. Keep it up!

John Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

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So she still made the sandwich. Good girl.

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor you. Must be shitty, but you deserve it.

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Gourd Stuff
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4 years ago

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sometimes it's just a joke people stop getting so bent out of shape

Patti
Community Member
4 years ago

Do you call yourself Gourd because your body is shaped like one? Or just your face is? Don't get bent out of shape, I might be joking.

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Gerry Higgins
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4 years ago

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I meant a HOT sandwich!

Luis Sanchez
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4 years ago

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I could not agree with el char Better

Patti
Community Member
4 years ago

If that's your picture Luis, you are so handsome, to bad you're a jerk

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Paul Osborne
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4 years ago

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Can we have a story where women are the villains for a change? Or even better, something that isn't rooted in social justice

Meowton Mewsk
Community Member
4 years ago

No.

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Jonathan Eatsalot
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4 years ago

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Well, she did follow the instruction and made the sandwich.

Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

Admit it, you were one of those limp-dicks on TED.

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fovizenoy
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4 years ago

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simply Google paid each week on-line from home over $4000+ simply by operating merely on-line. Last month I actually have got paid $19523 simply by operating four weeks on-line. Its simply wonderful and my earnings ar currently far better than regular nine to five workplace job. This job is simply outstanding. attempt currently to induce additional money on-line from the small print here...... http://bit.ly/2mgS6mW

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