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This 12-Year-Old’s Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever
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This 12-Year-Old’s Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

Do you know why sex education is important? It’s because… Well, actually why don’t we let Tweeter Kiran the Nomad explain this with a real story of his own. A story that you might have a hard time wrapping your head around.

Kiran recently remembered his time in school when he was 12 years old and had a girlfriend who told him she was pregnant. Without much hesitation, Kiran decided that they’re going to keep the baby. The only thing was… they never had sex before.

And though the life lessons presented to Kiran might seem pretty harsh to even an adult person, he manned up and took it all up in a stride. Of a 12-year-old. From a very public birds and bees lecture to accepting the faith of becoming a husband to his soon-to-be teenage mom girlfriend, this story of a young gentleman in distress has it all.

Read below just what on Earth happened in this funny story. It is, indeed, a very informative tale on the importance of sex ed, unplanned teenage pregnancy, and how to deal with it all in a mature-as-possible way. But be warned that there will be some strong language along the way.

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

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Heather Grover
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the real story here is that a twelve year old girl got pregnant. She's still a child! That makes me more livid than any other part. Who is the father?

Mark Fergel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy crap..........when did this become 'english'?

Dawn Chappell
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He says he's from the West Indies. He's writing colloquially like folks from Barbados or Jamaica talk. I teach high school and don't worry, African American kids don't write papers like this. Social media is a whole different genre than formal writing.

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Angie Scanes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So he has NO CLUE about sex, but on his way out casually accuses the Head of sleeping with the English Tutor? whaaaat

Isa Car
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He knew that sex is something that adults do. The principal and the teacher are adults. All the boy needed was to have heard someone saying "those two are sleeping together". No need to understand what it is and what it does to be able to remember gossip :)

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Heather Grover
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the real story here is that a twelve year old girl got pregnant. She's still a child! That makes me more livid than any other part. Who is the father?

Mark Fergel
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy crap..........when did this become 'english'?

Dawn Chappell
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He says he's from the West Indies. He's writing colloquially like folks from Barbados or Jamaica talk. I teach high school and don't worry, African American kids don't write papers like this. Social media is a whole different genre than formal writing.

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