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This 12-Year-Old’s Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever
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This 12-Year-Old’s Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

Do you know why sex education is important? It’s because… Well, actually why don’t we let Tweeter Kiran the Nomad explain this with a real story of his own. A story that you might have a hard time wrapping your head around.

Kiran recently remembered his time in school when he was 12 years old and had a girlfriend who told him she was pregnant. Without much hesitation, Kiran decided that they’re going to keep the baby. The only thing was… they never had sex before.

And though the life lessons presented to Kiran might seem pretty harsh to even an adult person, he manned up and took it all up in a stride. Of a 12-year-old. From a very public birds and bees lecture to accepting the faith of becoming a husband to his soon-to-be teenage mom girlfriend, this story of a young gentleman in distress has it all.

Read below just what on Earth happened in this funny story. It is, indeed, a very informative tale on the importance of sex ed, unplanned teenage pregnancy, and how to deal with it all in a mature-as-possible way. But be warned that there will be some strong language along the way.

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

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Heather Grover
Community Member
5 years ago

I think the real story here is that a twelve year old girl got pregnant. She's still a child! That makes me more livid than any other part. Who is the father?

Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
5 years ago

Prolly another 12 yo.

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Mark Fergel
Community Member
5 years ago

Holy crap..........when did this become 'english'?

Dawn Chappell
Community Member
5 years ago

He says he's from the West Indies. He's writing colloquially like folks from Barbados or Jamaica talk. I teach high school and don't worry, African American kids don't write papers like this. Social media is a whole different genre than formal writing.

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Angie Scanes
Community Member
5 years ago

So he has NO CLUE about sex, but on his way out casually accuses the Head of sleeping with the English Tutor? whaaaat

Isa Car
Community Member
5 years ago

He knew that sex is something that adults do. The principal and the teacher are adults. All the boy needed was to have heard someone saying "those two are sleeping together". No need to understand what it is and what it does to be able to remember gossip :)

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Even though this is a one-sided view of the story, it is quite interesting. This guy seems to be impressively responsible for a 12 year old. Not being educated about sexuality, neither at home not at school, is just sad, though. Quite a story for all the "Preaching abstinence is just as good as sex ed" freaks.

Miss buzz
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm not an abstinence proponent but your statement is incorrect. "Preaching" abstinence is not about avoiding the discussion of sex---it's a philosophy that suggests NOT having any sex is the only and correct method of birth control.

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Ed
Community Member
5 years ago

So you're telling me this dude can be straight up racist and throw out all kinds of racist remarks and no one says shit because he's black? If it was a white kid, everyone would be flaming him.

Sheralyn
Community Member
5 years ago

That's how the world works I guess.

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Wanderlustladies
Community Member
5 years ago

"Best response ever?" He called her a hoe. Even 12 year old kids are slut shaming! Let this be a lesson in why American kids needs comprehensive sex education!

Ben Clarke
Community Member
5 years ago

Slut shaming is calling sexist terms for behavior that SHOULDN'T BE SHAMED. Cheating is a valid reason to be angry. Fuck telling bullshit stories, and especially over Twitter, but the kid in the story did better than many people. Yeah, Hoe is still a sexist term, but the 12 year old wasn't educated about that and was simply following programming at that point. If you knew anything about psychology and biology you would know this kid is not at fault. Now if you call someone a hoe just for having a lot of sex, then that is sexist and shaming, sure.

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago

Note to self: Don't use Twitter to tell a massive story...

kotlety
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5 years ago

*Note to EVERYONE

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Ben Smith
Community Member
5 years ago

Couldn't even understand this mess. What's worse...a 12 year old supposedly getting pregnant or some one thinking that's a passable way of speaking? Whole thing sounds made up anyway.

Evan Giles
Community Member
5 years ago

He said he apologise if the grammar sounds bad he's paraphrasing what he supposedly said as a child I would hope as an adult it would be a lot better

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Wendy Hartling
Community Member
5 years ago

Will somebody PLEASE teach this young man to speak and write English! Two tragedies... a pregnant 12 year old girl and a bit the same age who clearly has been failed by schools and his parents.

MaryAnn McGill Hoffman
Community Member
5 years ago

He writes in the colloquial of a 12 yr old who had been in the country for 2 yrs. writing colloquially is very difficult.

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John L
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5 years ago

Boy, they sure do age quickly in the Hood these days. :O

just a thought !
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm so confused ! She got pregnant at 12 ? I was still counting how many crayons I'd lost at that time ... And after he got to know about sex , he accused the principal of having sex with the English teacher in front of those others ? And she kept quiet ? 😂😂😂whatever it was , it was damn hilarious !

Miss Agarwal
Community Member
5 years ago

Assuming the girl was raped or something... 'Still counting how many crayons I'd lost' haha... I think I should count mine too (I'm 13)

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ivan bolitekurac
Community Member
5 years ago

Dont know what sex is but calling someone a hoe?

Popescu Adina
Community Member
5 years ago

Children nowadays might call each other worse but they don't know exactly what it means... just that it's bad word that would hurt the other.

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Jay Broderick
Community Member
5 years ago

And people here in this town are screeching that sex-ed is a bad thing. Pretty stand up of a 12 year old boy to support her, tho'!

Jonathan Eatsalot
Community Member
5 years ago

not even bad funny, just bad fakery

Roberta Bowers Bright
Community Member
5 years ago

Reading that made my teeth itch

Dan H
Community Member
5 years ago

WAIT!!! I want to hear more about the Principal and English Teacher -- I smell some scandal brewing

Claire Kidd
Community Member
5 years ago

It disgusts me that 12 year olds are going out and having sex. It's really trashy AND what the hell are the parents doing, sleeping on the job, and not having a clue what their children are up to? 12 year olds have no business having sex because they can't take responsibility for their actions. Although the boy in the story needs to learn some proper grammar, he seems like a nice kid.

George Andritsakis Ctc
Community Member
5 years ago

I had to read this about TWELF times to figure out wtf he was saying. Remedial English would be a godsend for this kid...

Marina Heilman
Community Member
5 years ago

How many is "TWELF"? Remedial English suggested in the mirror...

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Daphney Salsera
Community Member
5 years ago

FAKE STORY!

Martin
Community Member
5 years ago

Most likely, but the harridans have already approved of his knuckle scraping speech

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John Grahame
Community Member
5 years ago

So no-one is bothered either at the child rape at the centre of the story, nor at the fact that only a couple of years exposure to the US education "system" and the guy is reduced to being functionally illiterate, speaking and writing in almost meaningless gibberish?

Max Vincent
Community Member
5 years ago

Did you understand the story? I did, and it looks like most others did, as well. Social media-speak is different from proper English.

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David Smock
Community Member
5 years ago

I think the real story is our education system let this dumbass down if he writes the way he does.

Beverly Bandy
Community Member
5 years ago

12 year old boys In Country for two years should all sound like ... ? Twelve year old boys from another country who've lived in the USA for only two years.

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TC
Community Member
5 years ago

12 years old and doesn't know how babies are made? What sexual education did he get at school ?

Shari H
Community Member
5 years ago

I had no idea at 12; we didn't get sex ed until I was 13, and while it certainly taught us the theory, I still had very little idea of the mechanics. Of course at 12 & 13 I had no interest in boys or girls beyond who had the same interests. My friends and I were still on the playground pretending our Madballs were evil aliens trying to take over our imaginary planet where we were all ladies and knights with serious sword skills. I really miss those days, no drama, no bills, no stops at the grocery store...I'm to the point that my greatest fantasy is to be a worry free 12 year old again.

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Orsolya
Community Member
5 years ago

Could be an interesting story if I'd managed to get to the end. My English is not perfect either, but I don't live in the US... it hurt my eyes so badly that I gave it up halfway.

Lara B.
Community Member
5 years ago

Mate, that's slang. It is not because he is not capable of writing prober english.

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Bruce Sarte
Community Member
5 years ago

This is torture to read... seriously. The kid has a lot of courage for wanting to take care of his girlfriend and her baby, but reading it is just painful... yo... shawty... *headdesk* *repeat*

Scott Goldstein
Community Member
5 years ago

This story is written like a 12 year old came up with it. That's not even about the grammar, which is a whole 'nother story.

Daphney Salsera
Community Member
5 years ago

fake!

Larry Burris
Community Member
5 years ago

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Barbara Baldwin
Community Member
5 years ago

Was I not paying attention when the word "whore" morphed into the word for a garden tool?

Full Name
Community Member
5 years ago

Whore means you get paid. Hoe means you, well, you cheat on your man, get preggers and lie about it.

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
5 years ago

Couldn't you make this story any longer? There are still a few kilobytes of server space left on the internet.

Grace Childs
Community Member
5 years ago

Bullshit. English accent? My Arse. A cruddy, shitty tale of woeful bull

Sherry Sweeney
Community Member
5 years ago

He needs to stay in school and get an education. His vocabulary is awful. It was almost like reading a different language. I feel sorry for the baby .... and any child that comes into this world with so many strikes against it.

Les Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

Sex isn't the only thing this guy needs an education in! How did he ever pass an English grammar class?

Sue Dean
Community Member
5 years ago

I think sex education IS important as confusion causes embarrassment and fear - I know I was that naïve! However, I would also like to see schools having relationship education as sex is only one part of the picture and the earlier people learn how to manage them, the better chance for their future relationships to work...

Jason Dire
Community Member
5 years ago

That was completely uninteresting

Lena Chabot
Community Member
5 years ago

I think that his first instinct was to step up and take on the world to protect what he considers his responsibility ..that he was 12 shows he has good role models ..that he doesn't connect sex to pregnancy shows his cultural diversity ..I love how he says the baby's cute and was so mature ..good on him ..that the young lady is 12 is a fact of our society..that he supports her over her own ..well until he gets angry ..and the principal should have recommended services to that family if she didn't..he handles it better than a 45 year old man I know and he was 12.. may they all be blessed..good job young man

Ana T.
Community Member
5 years ago

i have a mental seizure after reading this.

Diana Edgar
Community Member
5 years ago

I agree he gonna be a great dad one day!!

Sheryl Gay
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh god save us from the ignorant. So the church doesn't want sex education in schools, good one. The other thing is, who is (not) teaching these people grammar and spelling? Seriously "tryna" WTF?

Susan Robinson-Collins
Community Member
5 years ago

Is this story even legit? It's very weird and the dialect is difficult to read. He "just remembered?" What was the purpose of publishing this, Buzzfeed?

Gregor Miller
Community Member
5 years ago

I only came here because it said he was 12 then I saw his picture!

Kei Sha
Community Member
5 years ago

That confused me too. I gather tgis story is from years ago, but they used a recent photo of him for this post. No way that's a 12yo in the main pic.

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Barbara Villegas
Community Member
5 years ago

So this guy does some reading, tryng to imorove on his knowledge, learns about the birds and the bee's, yet he still can't grasp the concept of basic language? GET back to school!!

Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
5 years ago

relax, it's slang.

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Shane Freund
Community Member
5 years ago

Please work on your English young man. Intelligent people don't write slang. Shawty is not a word.

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
5 years ago

HAHAHAAHAHA the part yelling at the principal made me pee myself

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
5 years ago

Btw.. just because a guy posted this doesn't mean it's all true, so cool down a little bit and enjoy a good story. Don't start judging, or trying to fill in the blanks. Is just a story, nothing more.

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

Here is MY first question...WHY, would that girl think this kid would buy this?! She couldnt have known he was THAT naive!!! RIGHT?!

Diane Moffatt
Community Member
5 years ago

I didn't read where she said it was his.

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Magpie
Community Member
5 years ago

Shaming the girl is unfair too.

ugaas wiilhoog
Community Member
5 years ago

Even after she tried to convince this poor sap he was the father. Besides a little shaming is needed in today's society, for God's sake she was TWELVE years old if she had a bit of shame she could had enjoyed her child just a bit more.

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Black Dahlia
Community Member
5 years ago

Some subtitles would have been nice.

Cat person
Community Member
5 years ago

That was so hard reading that because of the horrid grammar and spelling

Wayne Beesley
Community Member
5 years ago

English ???? He's not speaking any English ...,

Jeanna Valmont
Community Member
5 years ago

This is so fake. Nobody talks like that. Not even West Indians.

Enea
Community Member
5 years ago

This story is horrible on so many levels (is there anyone not totally humiliated at the end?). And I find the choice of title quite upsetting: Bored Panda, do you really believe that telling a 12-year-old that she is a whore is the "best response ever"? Please stop with the exaggerating click-bait titles - and also these kind of retaliative stories.

Lee from Phoenix
Community Member
5 years ago

It is possible that this story was made up or at least seriously embellished. Never talked to the girl again, but knows the baby is beautiful now? Didn't know about sex, but tried to embarrass the principle by pointing out that he's sleeping with the English teacher? (Does he think they just sleep?) At 12 years old he should be in 7th grade and is on the basketball team. Are we to believe the boys didn't talk about sex, at least to speculate about it? I'm old but I have a very good memory and the boys most certainly talked about such things even before 7th grade back in 1960.

Diana Rauen
Community Member
5 years ago

Twitter is not the forum for this story - 140 character pieces is annoying.

Damian Porter
Community Member
5 years ago

No 12year old should be having sex period wtf doesnt matter if they are educated or not shit sounds fucking stupid some adults aren't responsible to have sex let alone create a child. If they not aware of their children they are clearly not be doing well academiclly.

Hugh Mungus
Community Member
5 years ago

Romans 3:23? Please... Ezekiel 23:20

Gerard Van der Leun
Community Member
5 years ago

This is really just sad and perverted. Shame on you idiots for tryingt to make it into something nobel.

Marie Aniscao
Community Member
5 years ago

Thank you for the laugh, i've never laugh so hard in my life..if i have i can't remember.

borklaser
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm still dying over scallywag

blugeagua
Community Member
5 years ago

Wow this was horrible. Not to mention racist and misogynist.

Captain Planet
Community Member
5 years ago

I think you could make this story longer Boredpanda. It just got exciting. Work out the details more pls.

Nia Hilton Wohl
Community Member
5 years ago

Kids need sex education. All 12 year olds should know where babies come from. That said, despite his ignorance he acted very honorably, taking responsibility and supporting the girl he thought he got pregnant.

Mixedupste
Community Member
5 years ago

erm........ why this couldn't be typed up in proper English I'll never know!

coffee zombie
Community Member
5 years ago

The in unproper English made it more interesting. Brought out his character more :)

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Renee C.
Community Member
1 year ago

Mom of now 4 adult men, father of my son's is West Indian from Guyana. They don't speak about sex at all with their kids, and other things aren't in their culture or wasn't available or affordable to them in a third world country. Literally had to have a talk wwith him about underarm deoderant, why it was necessary, what to buy and how to use it. I was 17 myself. When raising my son's as a single mom, (we divorced, another story) I told my boys about sex and safe sex when they turned 10. I always !are sure there were condoms and feminine products for girls that came to the house also. Always told them, we can handle of a girl gets pregnant,but HIV is for life, and will take your life. Was an open door policy, if they needed more condoms, they could ask and I wouldn't ask any questions except for when do you need them. Immediately or? Tha t was the deal so they would feel comfortable asking for something they needed without extra bullshit.

Hannah Dobbins
Community Member
3 years ago

12. Damn. You poor baby.

Bev Cee
Community Member
4 years ago

Why post something with those profane words in it? It’s nit cool, cute, or funny. But you get mad if white people use them against you?

Elisabeth Henley
Community Member
4 years ago

hey I am 12 and I became pregnant Aug-31-201...c84adc.jpg Aug-31-2016-1_25_46-PM-5a5e5b0c84adc.jpg

Rello DizObeyish
Community Member
4 years ago

"Dusty Great Value Hawaiian" LOL 😂😅😬😂

Kawaii Arii
Community Member
4 years ago

DAYUM that's harsh but I'm glad he handled it like a man god bless de boy ✌

Kelly Folger
Community Member
4 years ago

Half the time I couldn't tell what the hell he was saying. Don't care if that's how they talk in West Indies. He stated he's been in this country for two years so he should have learned to speak understandable English by now.

I am your fan
Community Member
5 years ago

I wasted my time reading this. And the language...

Vic Stevins-Owens
Community Member
5 years ago

A lot of kids get pregnant because they are equally as ignorant about sex. It's interesting to read his recollections wondering WHY his mom would keep bringing up sex when he was talking about pregnancy.

Zoe Cambridge
Community Member
5 years ago

THIS IS FAKE NEWS! Dude looks 32 not 12! and he's straight up racist with his rude jabs at his ex girls race. He is a moron. No way a 12 year old in this era of access to anything doesn't know what SEX is!!!!! And she's a dumb hoe all of 12 years on earth and now a parent? Mandatory abortion for that age

Chad Small
Community Member
5 years ago

This dude is my spirit guide. I'm ignoring the abhorrent English because of how awesomely he handled that situation. I'm 30 and I wouldn't have handled that situation with such finesse.

Sky Buger
Community Member
5 years ago

I knew how sex worked when I was six

Keith Paxton
Community Member
5 years ago

We can't give kids sex ed, because idiot parents think being taught about sex will turn them all into crazed sex maniacs. Instead of, you know, people educated in how life works. Parents shouldn't be allowed to exclude their kids from sex ed, if you're worried, teach them before the school has to. Just like you shouldn't be able to exclude them from science because you don't like evolution or climate change, let the kids make decisions based on reality.

Geoff O'Conn
Community Member
5 years ago

get used to it

Michael Alford
Community Member
5 years ago

They saddest part of this story is the grammar and spelling.

Mrs. C. B. L.
Community Member
5 years ago

Somthing missing in this story....

Cheryl White
Community Member
5 years ago

Doesn't understand sex, but understands adultery? I call bullshit.

Richard Phillips
Community Member
5 years ago

"Embarassed infront of these oriental niggas" had me rolling laughing

Wyatt James
Community Member
5 years ago

Even being from the west Indies, geez, what horrendous language.

Lira Mai
Community Member
5 years ago

good story but i had a headache after reading it.

Zachary Strunk
Community Member
5 years ago

Find it a lil funny how people keep going to the whole "kids can't give consent" thing. Have u seen schools nowadays and the current generation? Legally they can't but by consents actual definition they definitely can. I know an insane amount of 13-16 year olds got pregnant at my high school and majority were to guys ver