This 12-Year-Old’s Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever
Do you know why sex education is important? It’s because… Well, actually why don’t we let Tweeter Kiran the Nomad explain this with a real story of his own. A story that you might have a hard time wrapping your head around.
Kiran recently remembered his time in school when he was 12 years old and had a girlfriend who told him she was pregnant. Without much hesitation, Kiran decided that they’re going to keep the baby. The only thing was… they never had sex before.
And though the life lessons presented to Kiran might seem pretty harsh to even an adult person, he manned up and took it all up in a stride. Of a 12-year-old. From a very public birds and bees lecture to accepting the faith of becoming a husband to his soon-to-be teenage mom girlfriend, this story of a young gentleman in distress has it all.
Read below just what on Earth happened in this funny story. It is, indeed, a very informative tale on the importance of sex ed, unplanned teenage pregnancy, and how to deal with it all in a mature-as-possible way. But be warned that there will be some strong language along the way.
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Share on FacebookI think the real story here is that a twelve year old girl got pregnant. She's still a child! That makes me more livid than any other part. Who is the father?
He says he's from the West Indies. He's writing colloquially like folks from Barbados or Jamaica talk. I teach high school and don't worry, African American kids don't write papers like this. Social media is a whole different genre than formal writing.
Load More Replies...So he has NO CLUE about sex, but on his way out casually accuses the Head of sleeping with the English Tutor? whaaaat
He knew that sex is something that adults do. The principal and the teacher are adults. All the boy needed was to have heard someone saying "those two are sleeping together". No need to understand what it is and what it does to be able to remember gossip :)
Load More Replies...Even though this is a one-sided view of the story, it is quite interesting. This guy seems to be impressively responsible for a 12 year old. Not being educated about sexuality, neither at home not at school, is just sad, though. Quite a story for all the "Preaching abstinence is just as good as sex ed" freaks.
I'm not an abstinence proponent but your statement is incorrect. "Preaching" abstinence is not about avoiding the discussion of sex---it's a philosophy that suggests NOT having any sex is the only and correct method of birth control.
Load More Replies...So you're telling me this dude can be straight up racist and throw out all kinds of racist remarks and no one says s**t because he's black? If it was a white kid, everyone would be flaming him.
"Best response ever?" He called her a hoe. Even 12 year old kids are s**t shaming! Let this be a lesson in why American kids needs comprehensive sex education!
S**t shaming is calling sexist terms for behavior that SHOULDN'T BE SHAMED. Cheating is a valid reason to be angry. F**k telling b******t stories, and especially over Twitter, but the kid in the story did better than many people. Yeah, Hoe is still a sexist term, but the 12 year old wasn't educated about that and was simply following programming at that point. If you knew anything about psychology and biology you would know this kid is not at fault. Now if you call someone a hoe just for having a lot of sex, then that is sexist and shaming, sure.
Load More Replies...Couldn't even understand this mess. What's worse...a 12 year old supposedly getting pregnant or some one thinking that's a passable way of speaking? Whole thing sounds made up anyway.
He said he apologise if the grammar sounds bad he's paraphrasing what he supposedly said as a child I would hope as an adult it would be a lot better
Load More Replies...Will somebody PLEASE teach this young man to speak and write English! Two tragedies... a pregnant 12 year old girl and a bit the same age who clearly has been failed by schools and his parents.
He writes in the colloquial of a 12 yr old who had been in the country for 2 yrs. writing colloquially is very difficult.
Load More Replies...I'm so confused ! She got pregnant at 12 ? I was still counting how many crayons I'd lost at that time ... And after he got to know about sex , he accused the principal of having sex with the English teacher in front of those others ? And she kept quiet ? 😂😂😂whatever it was , it was damn hilarious !
Assuming the girl was raped or something... 'Still counting how many crayons I'd lost' haha... I think I should count mine too (I'm 13)
Load More Replies...Children nowadays might call each other worse but they don't know exactly what it means... just that it's bad word that would hurt the other.
Load More Replies...And people here in this town are screeching that sex-ed is a bad thing. Pretty stand up of a 12 year old boy to support her, tho'!
It disgusts me that 12 year olds are going out and having sex. It's really trashy AND what the hell are the parents doing, sleeping on the job, and not having a clue what their children are up to? 12 year olds have no business having sex because they can't take responsibility for their actions. Although the boy in the story needs to learn some proper grammar, he seems like a nice kid.
I had to read this about TWELF times to figure out wtf he was saying. Remedial English would be a godsend for this kid...
How many is "TWELF"? Remedial English suggested in the mirror...
Load More Replies...Most likely, but the harridans have already approved of his knuckle scraping speech
Load More Replies...So no-one is bothered either at the child rape at the centre of the story, nor at the fact that only a couple of years exposure to the US education "system" and the guy is reduced to being functionally illiterate, speaking and writing in almost meaningless gibberish?
Did you understand the story? I did, and it looks like most others did, as well. Social media-speak is different from proper English.
Load More Replies...I think the real story is our education system let this dumbass down if he writes the way he does.
12 year old boys In Country for two years should all sound like ... ? Twelve year old boys from another country who've lived in the USA for only two years.
Load More Replies...12 years old and doesn't know how babies are made? What sexual education did he get at school ?
I had no idea at 12; we didn't get sex ed until I was 13, and while it certainly taught us the theory, I still had very little idea of the mechanics. Of course at 12 & 13 I had no interest in boys or girls beyond who had the same interests. My friends and I were still on the playground pretending our Madballs were evil aliens trying to take over our imaginary planet where we were all ladies and knights with serious sword skills. I really miss those days, no drama, no bills, no stops at the grocery store...I'm to the point that my greatest fantasy is to be a worry free 12 year old again.
Load More Replies...Could be an interesting story if I'd managed to get to the end. My English is not perfect either, but I don't live in the US... it hurt my eyes so badly that I gave it up halfway.
Mate, that's slang. It is not because he is not capable of writing prober english.
Load More Replies...This is torture to read... seriously. The kid has a lot of courage for wanting to take care of his girlfriend and her baby, but reading it is just painful... yo... shawty... *headdesk* *repeat*
This story is written like a 12 year old came up with it. That's not even about the grammar, which is a whole 'nother story.
Was I not paying attention when the word "whore" morphed into the word for a garden tool?
Whore means you get paid. Hoe means you, well, you cheat on your man, get preggers and lie about it.
Load More Replies...Couldn't you make this story any longer? There are still a few kilobytes of server space left on the internet.
B******t. English accent? My A**e. A cruddy, s****y tale of woeful bull
He needs to stay in school and get an education. His vocabulary is awful. It was almost like reading a different language. I feel sorry for the baby .... and any child that comes into this world with so many strikes against it.
Sex isn't the only thing this guy needs an education in! How did he ever pass an English grammar class?
I think sex education IS important as confusion causes embarrassment and fear - I know I was that naïve! However, I would also like to see schools having relationship education as sex is only one part of the picture and the earlier people learn how to manage them, the better chance for their future relationships to work...
I think that his first instinct was to step up and take on the world to protect what he considers his responsibility ..that he was 12 shows he has good role models ..that he doesn't connect sex to pregnancy shows his cultural diversity ..I love how he says the baby's cute and was so mature ..good on him ..that the young lady is 12 is a fact of our society..that he supports her over her own ..well until he gets angry ..and the principal should have recommended services to that family if she didn't..he handles it better than a 45 year old man I know and he was 12.. may they all be blessed..good job young man
Oh god save us from the ignorant. So the church doesn't want sex education in schools, good one. The other thing is, who is (not) teaching these people grammar and spelling? Seriously "tryna" WTF?
Is this story even legit? It's very weird and the dialect is difficult to read. He "just remembered?" What was the purpose of publishing this, Buzzfeed?
That confused me too. I gather tgis story is from years ago, but they used a recent photo of him for this post. No way that's a 12yo in the main pic.
Load More Replies...So this guy does some reading, tryng to imorove on his knowledge, learns about the birds and the bee's, yet he still can't grasp the concept of basic language? GET back to school!!
Please work on your English young man. Intelligent people don't write slang. Shawty is not a word.
HAHAHAAHAHA the part yelling at the principal made me pee myself
Btw.. just because a guy posted this doesn't mean it's all true, so cool down a little bit and enjoy a good story. Don't start judging, or trying to fill in the blanks. Is just a story, nothing more.
Load More Replies...Here is MY first question...WHY, would that girl think this kid would buy this?! She couldnt have known he was THAT naive!!! RIGHT?!
Even after she tried to convince this poor sap he was the father. Besides a little shaming is needed in today's society, for God's sake she was TWELVE years old if she had a bit of shame she could had enjoyed her child just a bit more.
Load More Replies...That was so hard reading that because of the horrid grammar and spelling
This story is horrible on so many levels (is there anyone not totally humiliated at the end?). And I find the choice of title quite upsetting: Bored Panda, do you really believe that telling a 12-year-old that she is a whore is the "best response ever"? Please stop with the exaggerating click-bait titles - and also these kind of retaliative stories.
It is possible that this story was made up or at least seriously embellished. Never talked to the girl again, but knows the baby is beautiful now? Didn't know about sex, but tried to embarrass the principle by pointing out that he's sleeping with the English teacher? (Does he think they just sleep?) At 12 years old he should be in 7th grade and is on the basketball team. Are we to believe the boys didn't talk about sex, at least to speculate about it? I'm old but I have a very good memory and the boys most certainly talked about such things even before 7th grade back in 1960.
Twitter is not the forum for this story - 140 character pieces is annoying.
No 12year old should be having sex period wtf doesnt matter if they are educated or not s**t sounds f*****g stupid some adults aren't responsible to have sex let alone create a child. If they not aware of their children they are clearly not be doing well academiclly.
This is really just sad and perverted. Shame on you idiots for tryingt to make it into something nobel.
Thank you for the laugh, i've never laugh so hard in my life..if i have i can't remember.
I think you could make this story longer Boredpanda. It just got exciting. Work out the details more pls.
Kids need sex education. All 12 year olds should know where babies come from. That said, despite his ignorance he acted very honorably, taking responsibility and supporting the girl he thought he got pregnant.
erm........ why this couldn't be typed up in proper English I'll never know!
The in unproper English made it more interesting. Brought out his character more :)
Load More Replies...Children here in America are getting sex education at SIX YEARS OLD?????? For pity's sake, no wonder there are so many horrible things going on here!!! They aren't even allowed to be children anymore! I'm SO GLAD I'm near the end of my time in this sick, messed up, entirely screwball world. I can't take another decade, that's for sure! At this point, I'm actually glad my son and daughter never lived to see any of this vile garbage!
Everything about this--assuming it's true--shows what a cesspool and an abject failure the U.S. public education is. Parents: GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!!
Mom of now 4 adult men, father of my son's is West Indian from Guyana. They don't speak about sex at all with their kids, and other things aren't in their culture or wasn't available or affordable to them in a third world country. Literally had to have a talk wwith him about underarm deoderant, why it was necessary, what to buy and how to use it. I was 17 myself. When raising my son's as a single mom, (we divorced, another story) I told my boys about sex and safe sex when they turned 10. I always !are sure there were condoms and feminine products for girls that came to the house also. Always told them, we can handle of a girl gets pregnant,but HIV is for life, and will take your life. Was an open door policy, if they needed more condoms, they could ask and I wouldn't ask any questions except for when do you need them. Immediately or? Tha t was the deal so they would feel comfortable asking for something they needed without extra bullshit.
DAYUM that's harsh but I'm glad he handled it like a man god bless de boy ✌
Half the time I couldn't tell what the hell he was saying. Don't care if that's how they talk in West Indies. He stated he's been in this country for two years so he should have learned to speak understandable English by now.
A lot of kids get pregnant because they are equally as ignorant about sex. It's interesting to read his recollections wondering WHY his mom would keep bringing up sex when he was talking about pregnancy.
THIS IS FAKE NEWS! Dude looks 32 not 12! and he's straight up racist with his rude jabs at his ex girls race. He is a moron. No way a 12 year old in this era of access to anything doesn't know what SEX is!!!!! And she's a dumb hoe all of 12 years on earth and now a parent? Mandatory abortion for that age
This dude is my spirit guide. I'm ignoring the abhorrent English because of how awesomely he handled that situation. I'm 30 and I wouldn't have handled that situation with such finesse.
We can't give kids sex ed, because idiot parents think being taught about sex will turn them all into crazed sex maniacs. Instead of, you know, people educated in how life works. Parents shouldn't be allowed to exclude their kids from sex ed, if you're worried, teach them before the school has to. Just like you shouldn't be able to exclude them from science because you don't like evolution or climate change, let the kids make decisions based on reality.
"Embarassed infront of these oriental n****s" had me rolling laughing
Find it a lil funny how people keep going to the whole "kids can't give consent" thing. Have u seen schools nowadays and the current generation? Legally they can't but by consents actual definition they definitely can. I know an insane amount of 13-16 year olds got pregnant at my high school and majority were to guys very close to their age. And majority if not all were consensual seeing as both the girl and guy were usually dating, some of the guys stood up to the plate of being a father, almost all of them either stayed dating or at least kept in contact afterwards, and many had had sex with other people prior so they knew what they were doing. If u know what sex is, have taken sex Ed and know the fundamentals, know how to do it or have done it before, I'm pretty sure two 13 to 16 year olds can both agree to doing it with full knowledge of what they are doing and that it's a mutual desire. Not saying it's right but it definitely happens and is consensual by consensuals truest definit
could not be arsed to read that lot.....can anyone give me a synopsis please?
S**t-shaming a twelve year old. Remind me again how that's funny? I think this entire post is b******t. If it isn't (which I doubt), read a book from time to time dude and learn to speak like a grown ups person.
Shame on you Bored Panda for posting this. I didn't know you were OK with humiliating 12 yr olds. I doubt this is a real feed but if it is, f**k you for posting it. They're 12. Oh who are we kidding.....?
best story I have read in ages, the mind of a child, so pure and innocent, so naive and that's what makes it adorable...until life happens
I do sincerely hope the prior posts are true and that this is colloquial lingo and spelling. Because the grammar and language are virtually unintelligible. I lost interest with the story- I couldn't comprehend what on earth was being said.
I seem to be getting notifications that people have replied to my comment here. It's a pity really because; I can't find my comment, I have forgotten what I wrote and I am curious as to the opinions and value (or potential lack thereof) of aforementioned responses. Sigh.... life is hard.
Maybe sex education isn't the only thing his education is lacking in.....learn some English!!!!
Laughed until I cried, then cried until I laughed again. What a story. God bless you, Sir.
I think the real story here is this guy supposedly had only been in this country for 2 years and had already learned to talk like a hood rat.
oh yeah he was gonna be such a good father at 12.... anybody could say that s**t now
Lessons learnt: Children should get accurate, appropriate sex education not only by their parents/custodians, but also by their school and early enough! If this 12-year old girl would have received correct information, she would have understood the severe consequences of having an intercourse with a boy/man. Also she would have realized that her either intentional or unintentional lie about Kiran being the father of the unborn child would come out at some point. Lastly Kiran wouldn't have made a fool out of himself by setting up a drama in Principal's office, as he would have never believed that he was the father in the first place.
hey it ok. my mother thought just by a kiss on the cheeks you could get pregnant , that God he didn't know about sex at age 12 year old , he still a child. got pentry of time to learn about it.
The real story is that years later he still can't write a coherent sentence
"Before you judge this story, a quick reminder...I`m an idiot!" That`s the only way to read some bible quotes.
I literally LOL many times. Good kid, God bless him. Hope it's working out for the girl and her baby, much too young to be having babies....
Still cannot wrap my head around all the products to prevent..and it still happens.. Some other reasons...these ''little girls'' want responsibility like that ..so young and so confused where the aisle in the store for con- trac- eptives are .Notice ..contract is part of that word...heed the warning ...Boys and girls
huh. so where is the outrage over someone raping a 12 year old girl and impregnating her? which implies repeated rape. anyone what to do a DNA test on the step-dad/uncle/best friend of family?
The entire thing read like a comedic bit for standup. It was hilarious and I laughed my a*s off! And yes, it was shamefully sad when you started picking out the facts. Honestly, as I was reading I was waiting for the rated G ending, where the girl wasn't pregnant and it was just about two super naive 12 year old children. (If you ever need an act, I'd go with that ending). But, of course, overall this wasn't a joke, and the little girl needs counseling badly. Something else of note were the identifications by race from the narrator regarding 'his girl.' Always comes off as name calling when you single race out. Races are not insults; they are blessings and genetics. We need to stop identifying people by race all of the time. Missing person's case, maybe, but never as a negative description of another human being.
No idea who this character is (celebrity? ordinary Joe?), but his writing style is actually quite unique and entertaining, regardless of it being totally improper in the strict sense of the word. If he wrote a book, I'd buy it. Oh, and my little sis got pregnant at 12 (17 year old father), had the baby at 13 and kept her. It was a disaster, like a baby having a baby. My niece died at 23, under horrifying circumstances which I won't relate. Very sad story.
So worried about girls finding him ugly, but can't spell or use proper grammar, and decides to use twitter to tell a story at 140 characters at a time....
Way too long a story, shorten it--there is a good story in there. His use of slang felt put on--especially since he said (many times) he had a British accent
There's nothing wrong in keeping children innocent, they have the rest of their life to be an adult and do adult things. My 13 yr old knows "the scientific" explanation and I said I'll explain romance when you got a better job than mine and have bought your first house. Lol! So I could see him blowing up too! Awesome story!
Sex education is the responsibility of the parent, not the school system.
So if they don't do it, the kids remain ignorant? I don't think that's the way to go,...
Load More Replies...Right off, with the photo, I was suspicious. Had he claimed to be 14 - 16, or if the story is 3 or more yrs older than the photo it wouldn't have seemed fake to me. And then, about 3 tweets in, I'm thinking ok this a writer, who's telling a pretty good story. But, mostly, he's trying to tweak his narrative, dialect, and culture clash skills. So, I believe it's a story, a pretty good story. It rings real loud, real good just not true.
I think the photo is of him now, in 2017. The way I read it, I assumed that this thing with the pregnant 12 year old happened like 10 or so years ago.
Load More Replies...THE BOY WAS SWEET TILL THE END AND HE ACCUSED A 12 YEAR OF BEING A WHORE. EVEN IF SHE WAS HAVING SEX SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING. MOST ADULT WOMEN ARE CLUELESS. WE GROW UP IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE THINK SEX IS LOVE. THEY ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE. SEX IS AN ATTRACTION. LOVE IS EMOTION THAT TAKES TIME TO GROW. TOGETHER THEY ARE WHAT A MAN AND WOMAN HAVE FOR EACH OTHER.
Losers. Losers everywhere. Why don't American people talk sex with their kids ffs??? 12yo girl is by nature able to conceive, you're not doing her a service not telling her that. Dude's mom was useless, her mom was a tramp if she wasn't equally useless and principal should quit on f*****g principle!
All of it should make ya mad. Sex ed is IMPORTANT, and not teaching it is a mistake
The don't hate any perhaps thechild's father used the in same Bible passage before sex. Maybe the Preacher to teach what happens if you don't be dare, perhaps she was in doubt between her boyfriend and the boy, and he in the position to advise the two, the exploiter makes friends if they are friends, discovers what divides them and explores that point. that is common. This quote maybe is the pedophile's number 1. A girl without sex is a friend ( no problems ), when she asks to repeat sex maybe you are HER boyfriend. If she even talked to him, you are a friend for her. If not she's just a b***h, and now he can learn everything about sex. that he does not start treating all women as a sperm deposit. "Sluts" propose themselves to this, but he has an obligation to respect any woman. Even if she finds it weak. This post clearly wants to criticize the Church by inventing such a brat, people make mistakes, not institutions. That's why mankind is becoming disgusting,but he could just erase her
wow, how thoughtless of his parents, and poor kid! 12 years old? she was a child having a baby
The stroy itself was quite interesting, hwoever I had hard times reading it. The dialect is difficult ;)
This brave young man's story reveals, at once, how debased socialism has become and how our human morality will always shine through. The girl needs to live near a church though.
Like he did when he didn't know how babies are made because his dad is a pastor?
Load More Replies...Wait hold up... everyone is bitching about 12 this and 12 that and what language was butchered... NOBODY is talking about the thing that is the BIGGEST SHOCKER TO ME.... you can get pregnant by having sex? I mean, how does that even happen?!? Priorities people and focus. Pregnant = sex happened. We should spread the word about that crazy s**t.
I think this story is just propaganda to let us think that black people (even those from England) are illiterate by default... which I totally disagree with because I've met more black people who could write quite eloquently than this fella ....
Totally misleading headline as his "bae" never ever claimed that the "babe" was his. And his mom had ALL night BEFORE the school meeting to make it clear to him what having sex is all about. Sending a big THANK YOU to the story writer for wasting my time.
so, he's "mature enough" to be a dad but not mature enough to realize that a 12 year old girl is not mature enough to give consent. Who got her pregnant? Was she raped? as a 12 year YES IT WAS RAPE as she is not old enough to give consent. and this young man accused her of cheating on him. male privilege right there.
Some seriously skewed priorities in this whole thing. 1. What POS is making a 12 year old child pregnant? The where, why and how and especially WHO, have to be answered first. 2. How, in the 21st century, does a 12 year old NOT get sex ed? His mother and the school are failures as a parent and educator, respectively. 3. "oriental n****s"? If that came out of my child's mouth he would gumming his food. 4. A rant like that along with the gutter language in his tweets shows a complete lack of control on the mother's part. He should be going to a remedial school for non-English speakers. 5. The little s**t says he didn't know about sex, but knew enough to call out the principal for boning the English teacher, so the ignorance plea is BS. 6. Who is looking after this 12 yr old pregnant child? That should come before anything else. Allocating blame is for later
At the school I went to, we didn't have sex ed until we were in year 9. We were all between the ages of 14 and 15 at the time. This was 15 years ago. My parents didn't even give me "the talk". All they ever said was "you're not allowed to have a boyfriend until you're 18". They tried to keep me away from all that. In their opinion, they were doing what they thought was right.
Load More Replies...The heinous thing to remember is the 12 year old son was NOT educated by his Mom on pregnancy yet the 12 year old girl WAS ! ! Why didn't the boy's mother do her duty knowing how girls are at that age ?
Please tell us how girls 'are' at the age of twelve?
Load More Replies...Wow. Racist language. Judging a girl who is 12 years old and therefore may well have been raped in the statutory sense. Being rude and disrespectful to the girl's mother. Sympathy at being made to believe he is a baby's father long lost. He has empathy only for himself.
OMGOODNESS. I laughed so hard peed my pants. Even though it is a hilarious story, it is also very pathetic. #1. A 12 yo boy doesn't know anything about sex & pregnancy. #2. A 12 yo girl ends up pregnant. Some parents don't want sex ed in the schools but don't teach their kids either. I am 60 yo & I had sex ed in the 4th grade.
I love this guy he was ready to be the best father ever but even tho it wasn't his kid he was still nice to it but Ive been pregnant twice I lost them both but the father wasn't going to be there so god took them bad if you get someone pregnant be there for ya kid
WOW I love this dude and he is gorgeous, probably just doesn't know it (yet)
No way. He was trying to sound ghetto. that has nothing to do with first second or third language.
Load More Replies...You dumbfuck. He was TWELVE when this happened. A CHILD. From a VERY religious household! Of course he didn't understand sex! Learn how to f*****g read and you could have picked up on this yourself instead of looking like an idiot.
Load More Replies...I think the real story here is that a twelve year old girl got pregnant. She's still a child! That makes me more livid than any other part. Who is the father?
He says he's from the West Indies. He's writing colloquially like folks from Barbados or Jamaica talk. I teach high school and don't worry, African American kids don't write papers like this. Social media is a whole different genre than formal writing.
Load More Replies...So he has NO CLUE about sex, but on his way out casually accuses the Head of sleeping with the English Tutor? whaaaat
He knew that sex is something that adults do. The principal and the teacher are adults. All the boy needed was to have heard someone saying "those two are sleeping together". No need to understand what it is and what it does to be able to remember gossip :)
Load More Replies...Even though this is a one-sided view of the story, it is quite interesting. This guy seems to be impressively responsible for a 12 year old. Not being educated about sexuality, neither at home not at school, is just sad, though. Quite a story for all the "Preaching abstinence is just as good as sex ed" freaks.
I'm not an abstinence proponent but your statement is incorrect. "Preaching" abstinence is not about avoiding the discussion of sex---it's a philosophy that suggests NOT having any sex is the only and correct method of birth control.
Load More Replies...So you're telling me this dude can be straight up racist and throw out all kinds of racist remarks and no one says s**t because he's black? If it was a white kid, everyone would be flaming him.
"Best response ever?" He called her a hoe. Even 12 year old kids are s**t shaming! Let this be a lesson in why American kids needs comprehensive sex education!
S**t shaming is calling sexist terms for behavior that SHOULDN'T BE SHAMED. Cheating is a valid reason to be angry. F**k telling b******t stories, and especially over Twitter, but the kid in the story did better than many people. Yeah, Hoe is still a sexist term, but the 12 year old wasn't educated about that and was simply following programming at that point. If you knew anything about psychology and biology you would know this kid is not at fault. Now if you call someone a hoe just for having a lot of sex, then that is sexist and shaming, sure.
Load More Replies...Couldn't even understand this mess. What's worse...a 12 year old supposedly getting pregnant or some one thinking that's a passable way of speaking? Whole thing sounds made up anyway.
He said he apologise if the grammar sounds bad he's paraphrasing what he supposedly said as a child I would hope as an adult it would be a lot better
Load More Replies...Will somebody PLEASE teach this young man to speak and write English! Two tragedies... a pregnant 12 year old girl and a bit the same age who clearly has been failed by schools and his parents.
He writes in the colloquial of a 12 yr old who had been in the country for 2 yrs. writing colloquially is very difficult.
Load More Replies...I'm so confused ! She got pregnant at 12 ? I was still counting how many crayons I'd lost at that time ... And after he got to know about sex , he accused the principal of having sex with the English teacher in front of those others ? And she kept quiet ? 😂😂😂whatever it was , it was damn hilarious !
Assuming the girl was raped or something... 'Still counting how many crayons I'd lost' haha... I think I should count mine too (I'm 13)
Load More Replies...Children nowadays might call each other worse but they don't know exactly what it means... just that it's bad word that would hurt the other.
Load More Replies...And people here in this town are screeching that sex-ed is a bad thing. Pretty stand up of a 12 year old boy to support her, tho'!
It disgusts me that 12 year olds are going out and having sex. It's really trashy AND what the hell are the parents doing, sleeping on the job, and not having a clue what their children are up to? 12 year olds have no business having sex because they can't take responsibility for their actions. Although the boy in the story needs to learn some proper grammar, he seems like a nice kid.
I had to read this about TWELF times to figure out wtf he was saying. Remedial English would be a godsend for this kid...
How many is "TWELF"? Remedial English suggested in the mirror...
Load More Replies...Most likely, but the harridans have already approved of his knuckle scraping speech
Load More Replies...So no-one is bothered either at the child rape at the centre of the story, nor at the fact that only a couple of years exposure to the US education "system" and the guy is reduced to being functionally illiterate, speaking and writing in almost meaningless gibberish?
Did you understand the story? I did, and it looks like most others did, as well. Social media-speak is different from proper English.
Load More Replies...I think the real story is our education system let this dumbass down if he writes the way he does.
12 year old boys In Country for two years should all sound like ... ? Twelve year old boys from another country who've lived in the USA for only two years.
Load More Replies...12 years old and doesn't know how babies are made? What sexual education did he get at school ?
I had no idea at 12; we didn't get sex ed until I was 13, and while it certainly taught us the theory, I still had very little idea of the mechanics. Of course at 12 & 13 I had no interest in boys or girls beyond who had the same interests. My friends and I were still on the playground pretending our Madballs were evil aliens trying to take over our imaginary planet where we were all ladies and knights with serious sword skills. I really miss those days, no drama, no bills, no stops at the grocery store...I'm to the point that my greatest fantasy is to be a worry free 12 year old again.
Load More Replies...Could be an interesting story if I'd managed to get to the end. My English is not perfect either, but I don't live in the US... it hurt my eyes so badly that I gave it up halfway.
Mate, that's slang. It is not because he is not capable of writing prober english.
Load More Replies...This is torture to read... seriously. The kid has a lot of courage for wanting to take care of his girlfriend and her baby, but reading it is just painful... yo... shawty... *headdesk* *repeat*
This story is written like a 12 year old came up with it. That's not even about the grammar, which is a whole 'nother story.
Was I not paying attention when the word "whore" morphed into the word for a garden tool?
Whore means you get paid. Hoe means you, well, you cheat on your man, get preggers and lie about it.
Load More Replies...Couldn't you make this story any longer? There are still a few kilobytes of server space left on the internet.
B******t. English accent? My A**e. A cruddy, s****y tale of woeful bull
He needs to stay in school and get an education. His vocabulary is awful. It was almost like reading a different language. I feel sorry for the baby .... and any child that comes into this world with so many strikes against it.
Sex isn't the only thing this guy needs an education in! How did he ever pass an English grammar class?
I think sex education IS important as confusion causes embarrassment and fear - I know I was that naïve! However, I would also like to see schools having relationship education as sex is only one part of the picture and the earlier people learn how to manage them, the better chance for their future relationships to work...
I think that his first instinct was to step up and take on the world to protect what he considers his responsibility ..that he was 12 shows he has good role models ..that he doesn't connect sex to pregnancy shows his cultural diversity ..I love how he says the baby's cute and was so mature ..good on him ..that the young lady is 12 is a fact of our society..that he supports her over her own ..well until he gets angry ..and the principal should have recommended services to that family if she didn't..he handles it better than a 45 year old man I know and he was 12.. may they all be blessed..good job young man
Oh god save us from the ignorant. So the church doesn't want sex education in schools, good one. The other thing is, who is (not) teaching these people grammar and spelling? Seriously "tryna" WTF?
Is this story even legit? It's very weird and the dialect is difficult to read. He "just remembered?" What was the purpose of publishing this, Buzzfeed?
That confused me too. I gather tgis story is from years ago, but they used a recent photo of him for this post. No way that's a 12yo in the main pic.
Load More Replies...So this guy does some reading, tryng to imorove on his knowledge, learns about the birds and the bee's, yet he still can't grasp the concept of basic language? GET back to school!!
Please work on your English young man. Intelligent people don't write slang. Shawty is not a word.
HAHAHAAHAHA the part yelling at the principal made me pee myself
Btw.. just because a guy posted this doesn't mean it's all true, so cool down a little bit and enjoy a good story. Don't start judging, or trying to fill in the blanks. Is just a story, nothing more.
Load More Replies...Here is MY first question...WHY, would that girl think this kid would buy this?! She couldnt have known he was THAT naive!!! RIGHT?!
Even after she tried to convince this poor sap he was the father. Besides a little shaming is needed in today's society, for God's sake she was TWELVE years old if she had a bit of shame she could had enjoyed her child just a bit more.
Load More Replies...That was so hard reading that because of the horrid grammar and spelling
This story is horrible on so many levels (is there anyone not totally humiliated at the end?). And I find the choice of title quite upsetting: Bored Panda, do you really believe that telling a 12-year-old that she is a whore is the "best response ever"? Please stop with the exaggerating click-bait titles - and also these kind of retaliative stories.
It is possible that this story was made up or at least seriously embellished. Never talked to the girl again, but knows the baby is beautiful now? Didn't know about sex, but tried to embarrass the principle by pointing out that he's sleeping with the English teacher? (Does he think they just sleep?) At 12 years old he should be in 7th grade and is on the basketball team. Are we to believe the boys didn't talk about sex, at least to speculate about it? I'm old but I have a very good memory and the boys most certainly talked about such things even before 7th grade back in 1960.
Twitter is not the forum for this story - 140 character pieces is annoying.
No 12year old should be having sex period wtf doesnt matter if they are educated or not s**t sounds f*****g stupid some adults aren't responsible to have sex let alone create a child. If they not aware of their children they are clearly not be doing well academiclly.
This is really just sad and perverted. Shame on you idiots for tryingt to make it into something nobel.
Thank you for the laugh, i've never laugh so hard in my life..if i have i can't remember.
I think you could make this story longer Boredpanda. It just got exciting. Work out the details more pls.
Kids need sex education. All 12 year olds should know where babies come from. That said, despite his ignorance he acted very honorably, taking responsibility and supporting the girl he thought he got pregnant.
erm........ why this couldn't be typed up in proper English I'll never know!
The in unproper English made it more interesting. Brought out his character more :)
Load More Replies...Children here in America are getting sex education at SIX YEARS OLD?????? For pity's sake, no wonder there are so many horrible things going on here!!! They aren't even allowed to be children anymore! I'm SO GLAD I'm near the end of my time in this sick, messed up, entirely screwball world. I can't take another decade, that's for sure! At this point, I'm actually glad my son and daughter never lived to see any of this vile garbage!
Everything about this--assuming it's true--shows what a cesspool and an abject failure the U.S. public education is. Parents: GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS!!!
Mom of now 4 adult men, father of my son's is West Indian from Guyana. They don't speak about sex at all with their kids, and other things aren't in their culture or wasn't available or affordable to them in a third world country. Literally had to have a talk wwith him about underarm deoderant, why it was necessary, what to buy and how to use it. I was 17 myself. When raising my son's as a single mom, (we divorced, another story) I told my boys about sex and safe sex when they turned 10. I always !are sure there were condoms and feminine products for girls that came to the house also. Always told them, we can handle of a girl gets pregnant,but HIV is for life, and will take your life. Was an open door policy, if they needed more condoms, they could ask and I wouldn't ask any questions except for when do you need them. Immediately or? Tha t was the deal so they would feel comfortable asking for something they needed without extra bullshit.
DAYUM that's harsh but I'm glad he handled it like a man god bless de boy ✌
Half the time I couldn't tell what the hell he was saying. Don't care if that's how they talk in West Indies. He stated he's been in this country for two years so he should have learned to speak understandable English by now.
A lot of kids get pregnant because they are equally as ignorant about sex. It's interesting to read his recollections wondering WHY his mom would keep bringing up sex when he was talking about pregnancy.
THIS IS FAKE NEWS! Dude looks 32 not 12! and he's straight up racist with his rude jabs at his ex girls race. He is a moron. No way a 12 year old in this era of access to anything doesn't know what SEX is!!!!! And she's a dumb hoe all of 12 years on earth and now a parent? Mandatory abortion for that age
This dude is my spirit guide. I'm ignoring the abhorrent English because of how awesomely he handled that situation. I'm 30 and I wouldn't have handled that situation with such finesse.
We can't give kids sex ed, because idiot parents think being taught about sex will turn them all into crazed sex maniacs. Instead of, you know, people educated in how life works. Parents shouldn't be allowed to exclude their kids from sex ed, if you're worried, teach them before the school has to. Just like you shouldn't be able to exclude them from science because you don't like evolution or climate change, let the kids make decisions based on reality.
"Embarassed infront of these oriental n****s" had me rolling laughing
Find it a lil funny how people keep going to the whole "kids can't give consent" thing. Have u seen schools nowadays and the current generation? Legally they can't but by consents actual definition they definitely can. I know an insane amount of 13-16 year olds got pregnant at my high school and majority were to guys very close to their age. And majority if not all were consensual seeing as both the girl and guy were usually dating, some of the guys stood up to the plate of being a father, almost all of them either stayed dating or at least kept in contact afterwards, and many had had sex with other people prior so they knew what they were doing. If u know what sex is, have taken sex Ed and know the fundamentals, know how to do it or have done it before, I'm pretty sure two 13 to 16 year olds can both agree to doing it with full knowledge of what they are doing and that it's a mutual desire. Not saying it's right but it definitely happens and is consensual by consensuals truest definit
could not be arsed to read that lot.....can anyone give me a synopsis please?
S**t-shaming a twelve year old. Remind me again how that's funny? I think this entire post is b******t. If it isn't (which I doubt), read a book from time to time dude and learn to speak like a grown ups person.
Shame on you Bored Panda for posting this. I didn't know you were OK with humiliating 12 yr olds. I doubt this is a real feed but if it is, f**k you for posting it. They're 12. Oh who are we kidding.....?
best story I have read in ages, the mind of a child, so pure and innocent, so naive and that's what makes it adorable...until life happens
I do sincerely hope the prior posts are true and that this is colloquial lingo and spelling. Because the grammar and language are virtually unintelligible. I lost interest with the story- I couldn't comprehend what on earth was being said.
I seem to be getting notifications that people have replied to my comment here. It's a pity really because; I can't find my comment, I have forgotten what I wrote and I am curious as to the opinions and value (or potential lack thereof) of aforementioned responses. Sigh.... life is hard.
Maybe sex education isn't the only thing his education is lacking in.....learn some English!!!!
Laughed until I cried, then cried until I laughed again. What a story. God bless you, Sir.
I think the real story here is this guy supposedly had only been in this country for 2 years and had already learned to talk like a hood rat.
oh yeah he was gonna be such a good father at 12.... anybody could say that s**t now
Lessons learnt: Children should get accurate, appropriate sex education not only by their parents/custodians, but also by their school and early enough! If this 12-year old girl would have received correct information, she would have understood the severe consequences of having an intercourse with a boy/man. Also she would have realized that her either intentional or unintentional lie about Kiran being the father of the unborn child would come out at some point. Lastly Kiran wouldn't have made a fool out of himself by setting up a drama in Principal's office, as he would have never believed that he was the father in the first place.
hey it ok. my mother thought just by a kiss on the cheeks you could get pregnant , that God he didn't know about sex at age 12 year old , he still a child. got pentry of time to learn about it.
The real story is that years later he still can't write a coherent sentence
"Before you judge this story, a quick reminder...I`m an idiot!" That`s the only way to read some bible quotes.
I literally LOL many times. Good kid, God bless him. Hope it's working out for the girl and her baby, much too young to be having babies....
Still cannot wrap my head around all the products to prevent..and it still happens.. Some other reasons...these ''little girls'' want responsibility like that ..so young and so confused where the aisle in the store for con- trac- eptives are .Notice ..contract is part of that word...heed the warning ...Boys and girls
huh. so where is the outrage over someone raping a 12 year old girl and impregnating her? which implies repeated rape. anyone what to do a DNA test on the step-dad/uncle/best friend of family?
The entire thing read like a comedic bit for standup. It was hilarious and I laughed my a*s off! And yes, it was shamefully sad when you started picking out the facts. Honestly, as I was reading I was waiting for the rated G ending, where the girl wasn't pregnant and it was just about two super naive 12 year old children. (If you ever need an act, I'd go with that ending). But, of course, overall this wasn't a joke, and the little girl needs counseling badly. Something else of note were the identifications by race from the narrator regarding 'his girl.' Always comes off as name calling when you single race out. Races are not insults; they are blessings and genetics. We need to stop identifying people by race all of the time. Missing person's case, maybe, but never as a negative description of another human being.
No idea who this character is (celebrity? ordinary Joe?), but his writing style is actually quite unique and entertaining, regardless of it being totally improper in the strict sense of the word. If he wrote a book, I'd buy it. Oh, and my little sis got pregnant at 12 (17 year old father), had the baby at 13 and kept her. It was a disaster, like a baby having a baby. My niece died at 23, under horrifying circumstances which I won't relate. Very sad story.
So worried about girls finding him ugly, but can't spell or use proper grammar, and decides to use twitter to tell a story at 140 characters at a time....
Way too long a story, shorten it--there is a good story in there. His use of slang felt put on--especially since he said (many times) he had a British accent
There's nothing wrong in keeping children innocent, they have the rest of their life to be an adult and do adult things. My 13 yr old knows "the scientific" explanation and I said I'll explain romance when you got a better job than mine and have bought your first house. Lol! So I could see him blowing up too! Awesome story!
Sex education is the responsibility of the parent, not the school system.
So if they don't do it, the kids remain ignorant? I don't think that's the way to go,...
Load More Replies...Right off, with the photo, I was suspicious. Had he claimed to be 14 - 16, or if the story is 3 or more yrs older than the photo it wouldn't have seemed fake to me. And then, about 3 tweets in, I'm thinking ok this a writer, who's telling a pretty good story. But, mostly, he's trying to tweak his narrative, dialect, and culture clash skills. So, I believe it's a story, a pretty good story. It rings real loud, real good just not true.
I think the photo is of him now, in 2017. The way I read it, I assumed that this thing with the pregnant 12 year old happened like 10 or so years ago.
Load More Replies...THE BOY WAS SWEET TILL THE END AND HE ACCUSED A 12 YEAR OF BEING A WHORE. EVEN IF SHE WAS HAVING SEX SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING. MOST ADULT WOMEN ARE CLUELESS. WE GROW UP IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE THINK SEX IS LOVE. THEY ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE. SEX IS AN ATTRACTION. LOVE IS EMOTION THAT TAKES TIME TO GROW. TOGETHER THEY ARE WHAT A MAN AND WOMAN HAVE FOR EACH OTHER.
Losers. Losers everywhere. Why don't American people talk sex with their kids ffs??? 12yo girl is by nature able to conceive, you're not doing her a service not telling her that. Dude's mom was useless, her mom was a tramp if she wasn't equally useless and principal should quit on f*****g principle!
All of it should make ya mad. Sex ed is IMPORTANT, and not teaching it is a mistake
The don't hate any perhaps thechild's father used the in same Bible passage before sex. Maybe the Preacher to teach what happens if you don't be dare, perhaps she was in doubt between her boyfriend and the boy, and he in the position to advise the two, the exploiter makes friends if they are friends, discovers what divides them and explores that point. that is common. This quote maybe is the pedophile's number 1. A girl without sex is a friend ( no problems ), when she asks to repeat sex maybe you are HER boyfriend. If she even talked to him, you are a friend for her. If not she's just a b***h, and now he can learn everything about sex. that he does not start treating all women as a sperm deposit. "Sluts" propose themselves to this, but he has an obligation to respect any woman. Even if she finds it weak. This post clearly wants to criticize the Church by inventing such a brat, people make mistakes, not institutions. That's why mankind is becoming disgusting,but he could just erase her
wow, how thoughtless of his parents, and poor kid! 12 years old? she was a child having a baby
The stroy itself was quite interesting, hwoever I had hard times reading it. The dialect is difficult ;)
This brave young man's story reveals, at once, how debased socialism has become and how our human morality will always shine through. The girl needs to live near a church though.
Like he did when he didn't know how babies are made because his dad is a pastor?
Load More Replies...Wait hold up... everyone is bitching about 12 this and 12 that and what language was butchered... NOBODY is talking about the thing that is the BIGGEST SHOCKER TO ME.... you can get pregnant by having sex? I mean, how does that even happen?!? Priorities people and focus. Pregnant = sex happened. We should spread the word about that crazy s**t.
I think this story is just propaganda to let us think that black people (even those from England) are illiterate by default... which I totally disagree with because I've met more black people who could write quite eloquently than this fella ....
Totally misleading headline as his "bae" never ever claimed that the "babe" was his. And his mom had ALL night BEFORE the school meeting to make it clear to him what having sex is all about. Sending a big THANK YOU to the story writer for wasting my time.
so, he's "mature enough" to be a dad but not mature enough to realize that a 12 year old girl is not mature enough to give consent. Who got her pregnant? Was she raped? as a 12 year YES IT WAS RAPE as she is not old enough to give consent. and this young man accused her of cheating on him. male privilege right there.
Some seriously skewed priorities in this whole thing. 1. What POS is making a 12 year old child pregnant? The where, why and how and especially WHO, have to be answered first. 2. How, in the 21st century, does a 12 year old NOT get sex ed? His mother and the school are failures as a parent and educator, respectively. 3. "oriental n****s"? If that came out of my child's mouth he would gumming his food. 4. A rant like that along with the gutter language in his tweets shows a complete lack of control on the mother's part. He should be going to a remedial school for non-English speakers. 5. The little s**t says he didn't know about sex, but knew enough to call out the principal for boning the English teacher, so the ignorance plea is BS. 6. Who is looking after this 12 yr old pregnant child? That should come before anything else. Allocating blame is for later
At the school I went to, we didn't have sex ed until we were in year 9. We were all between the ages of 14 and 15 at the time. This was 15 years ago. My parents didn't even give me "the talk". All they ever said was "you're not allowed to have a boyfriend until you're 18". They tried to keep me away from all that. In their opinion, they were doing what they thought was right.
Load More Replies...The heinous thing to remember is the 12 year old son was NOT educated by his Mom on pregnancy yet the 12 year old girl WAS ! ! Why didn't the boy's mother do her duty knowing how girls are at that age ?
Please tell us how girls 'are' at the age of twelve?
Load More Replies...Wow. Racist language. Judging a girl who is 12 years old and therefore may well have been raped in the statutory sense. Being rude and disrespectful to the girl's mother. Sympathy at being made to believe he is a baby's father long lost. He has empathy only for himself.
OMGOODNESS. I laughed so hard peed my pants. Even though it is a hilarious story, it is also very pathetic. #1. A 12 yo boy doesn't know anything about sex & pregnancy. #2. A 12 yo girl ends up pregnant. Some parents don't want sex ed in the schools but don't teach their kids either. I am 60 yo & I had sex ed in the 4th grade.
I love this guy he was ready to be the best father ever but even tho it wasn't his kid he was still nice to it but Ive been pregnant twice I lost them both but the father wasn't going to be there so god took them bad if you get someone pregnant be there for ya kid
WOW I love this dude and he is gorgeous, probably just doesn't know it (yet)
No way. He was trying to sound ghetto. that has nothing to do with first second or third language.
Load More Replies...You dumbfuck. He was TWELVE when this happened. A CHILD. From a VERY religious household! Of course he didn't understand sex! Learn how to f*****g read and you could have picked up on this yourself instead of looking like an idiot.
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