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This 11-Year-Old Comedian Is Killing Audiences With Her Hilariously Inappropriate Jokes
Let's be honest: kids aren't very funny. Not intentionally anyway. Sure they do funny things by accident, but they're not exactly known for their comedy-timing or their razor-sharp wit. Not unless that kid is Saffron Herndon anyway. Because although she's only 11 years old, Saffron is tearing up venues across America with her outrageously inappropriate yet undeniably hilarious comedy performances.
"I think I have always liked to surprise people and make them laugh," Saffron told Bored Panda. "My dad did stand up and would come home with stories about it and it sounded fun. I was like, "I want to make a crowd of drunk people laugh.""
Saffron writes all her own material and she's performed at many different festivals and shows including Gilda Radner's Laughfest in Grand Rapids, Michigan, Dallas Comedy Festival, and Amsterdam Comedy Festival in Texas. "At first big shows were tough when the crowd didn't expect me. I realized I had to get my age out of the way early. My dad and I named the jokes I tell up front "Elephant" 'cause I felt like an elephant in the room. I come out and say, "I'm not what you were expecting am I?" They always laugh. Sometimes nervously."
When asked where she saw herself in ten years time, Saffron said "Ten years will almost double my life. Hmm. I still want to do stand up. I would like to be on my tenth season of SNL. Definitely want to star in my own series. And lots of pets."
More info: Saffron Herndon | Facebook (h/t: 22words)
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Hm...I do not think it is a good idea to transfer these on-stage quotes to still images. What I guess could be genuinely funny black humour on stage get's a brat-ish appeal when reading it for yourself. After all, stage comedy is much more than clever quotes.
Hate to ruin the illusion but her comedian dad is definitely the one writing her material here.
it's so funny omg, hillarious, I'm dying on the floor... hahahaha... ... not
This kid is hilarious and genius and actually very pretty! I can say this because I am 12.And a girl.
Why do people focus on her age and life? The jokes are hilarious by themselves. "It's funny 'cause it's true" - The Simpsons
The jokes sound exactly like what you'd expect from a 40 year old, liberal, atheist twat with his head up his a*s and a stupid affection for 90s alternative bands. Nobody with half a brain would believe that this little b***h comes up with the jokes herself
Im about to f*****g ROAST HER SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BIRD WITH THAT HAIRLINE!
just what the country needs, a child in adult nightclubs joking about child sex...what parent thinks this is in any way funny? where do I see her in ten years? In rehab.
Hm...I do not think it is a good idea to transfer these on-stage quotes to still images. What I guess could be genuinely funny black humour on stage get's a brat-ish appeal when reading it for yourself. After all, stage comedy is much more than clever quotes.
Hate to ruin the illusion but her comedian dad is definitely the one writing her material here.
it's so funny omg, hillarious, I'm dying on the floor... hahahaha... ... not
This kid is hilarious and genius and actually very pretty! I can say this because I am 12.And a girl.
Why do people focus on her age and life? The jokes are hilarious by themselves. "It's funny 'cause it's true" - The Simpsons
The jokes sound exactly like what you'd expect from a 40 year old, liberal, atheist twat with his head up his a*s and a stupid affection for 90s alternative bands. Nobody with half a brain would believe that this little b***h comes up with the jokes herself
Im about to f*****g ROAST HER SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BIRD WITH THAT HAIRLINE!
just what the country needs, a child in adult nightclubs joking about child sex...what parent thinks this is in any way funny? where do I see her in ten years? In rehab.