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Wife Writes Brutally Honest Letter To Husband Before Leaving Him Alone With Kids For The Weekend
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Wife Writes Brutally Honest Letter To Husband Before Leaving Him Alone With Kids For The Weekend

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Having one kid is tough enough, but having six kids…well…that’s something else. So when Meghan Maza Oeser from Alsip, Illinois, went on vacation for the first time in years, she decided to leave her husband Kevin a useful list of advice and instructions to help him survive the weekend. But as you can see, her “note” is more like one long expletive-laden warning.

“Dearest Husband,” begins the letter. “I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear. I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone…with the others. Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison.” And that’s only the beginning. Read on for the full hilarious text.

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When Meghan went on holiday for the weekend, she left her husband some helpful advice about how to look after their kids

“Dearest husband,” begins the letter. “I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear”

Meghan, from Alsip, Illinois, went on a short girls weekend with her friends

While Kevin, her husband, was left in charge of their six little girls

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The “bedtime” section of the letter starts with “Good. Fucking. Luck. Buddy”

“Do NOT let the threenager fall asleep. You’re basically fucked if this happens”

“Just start drinking now”

“Just in case you wanted to get ANYTHING done this weekend, good fucking luck!”

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justtired
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll probably get downvotes, but those kids are seriously spoiled.

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Sergio Bicerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No downvotes so far... i guess your statement is right :) Have a nice day!

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Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it, he sees his kids for the first time?

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Leen Pol
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also thinking this. They live together as a family but he's never done anything with the kids? I don't get it either!

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Kristina Milcheva
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. She sounds so unhappy to have made all those kids. Condoms also exist eh

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. Seems he could have got the snip after the second or third child was born.

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Victor Vakaras
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Posted on Facebook isn't "a letter to her husband". It's some horseshit to garner likes from the imbeciles she went away with.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing I thought. Blaming and ridiculing the own family for attention. Pathetic.

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Arty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she had to put in on Facebook for everyone to see because...?

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brianna415
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because if it wasn't on Facebook, how would everyone know how HARD it is to be mom to the children she chose to have?

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Crystal Pruitt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They seem very high maintenance. There are only two people to blame for that. Good luck to anyone who marries any one of these girls.

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Sherry Straus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I come a very large family and this would not happen in our house. Not that there wasn't fights over this and that but bedtime was bedtime, no sippy cups to be seen no glasses of water and supper was what it was.

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La
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree! And we are what was made, none of this personalized meals bs. That's just nonsense adding unnecessary stress.

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Marlene Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good grief. This is one potty mouth woman. And why is this all news to her husband? Does he live in the basement or another town? Hes never known any of the mealtime issues or the bedtime problems? Stupid c**p i read on here.

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, line about one the kids night gowns being "dirty as s**t, but so what so is she" was it for me. This woman just wants attention.

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Erik van der Kieft
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if I appreciate the humor of this. Sure, there are some fun parts in there, but what's the point? Just let the guy figure it out himself. He'll manage.

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Kevin Camp
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it amazing how parenting is done these days. We ate what was for dinner or you didn't, there was the choice. There was always some pushing of boundaries about bed time, but in the end you knew when it was enough and went to bed. Homework was always done as soon as you arrived home, then chores for the day, they any form of playtime which was always outside.

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Christian Hill
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She has little trust or respect for her husband. What could possibly go wrong?

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CupcakeQueen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care who hates me for this, but I say this is a garbage post. First off, this is not a 'letter to her husband.' Unless this woman communicates with her husband via FB, it really just looks like someone screaming for attention. Secondly, these kids are seriously spoiled. If I make something for dinner, everyone eats it, no matter if they like it or not. The kids get a drink before bed and that's it, unless they need to use the bathroom or something like that. If a friend wants to play, they play at our house or the neighbor's house after my permission. Thirdly, are these parents separated or something? I have serious doubts that the husband has no idea what goes on in the house, or like I said, just a yearn for attention. Fourthly, what the heck is purple mac'n'cheese?

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something out of Your Tango or Mumsnet a vehicle for failed writers who can't write about anything else, do anything else other than write badly and are no good at keeping house or looking after children but just happened to be married with children. Husband's big mistake for marrying her.

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Saumya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole letter feels like somtehing cooked up to get more likes on fb

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Shaheris Suhel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All he did was HELP with the kids. That's why they are SIX. But after that he just watched tv. Lol.

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Melody Lanzatella
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess when you have 6 kids, you talk like a truck driver! (YOU have had too many kids!)

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be funny if she wrote the letter for someone else, like a grandparent who was babysitting for the first time. Surely her husband knows his own kids?

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Sergio Bicerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems just a fake letter to get "likes" or get viral or whatever, I don't buy it.

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Carries
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we have a generation of self-entitled little asshats. As a kid I had to eat what my mother cooked or go hungry. Simple as that.

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Jay Dee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure what this is supposed to mean for the rest of us, but I basically stopped at the part about dinner. Since when do kids dictate what they're going to eat? Isn't that the parents' job to make the food, set it on the table and then they eat it? Yeah, I know kids can be fussy, but there has to be some order established. Seems like the household has too many kids, not enough stimulation or activities that they do together, and completely lacks discipline. MO and really none of my business, except this showed up on my Facebook feed.

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Jimmy R
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the husband is THIS clueless about how to deal with the kids then I say both parents have failed in different ways.

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Sarah Reynolds
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is precisely where giving your children everything they want gets you. Put your foot down and stop treating them like princesses.

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Lorraine
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found this pretty funny. Love how the wife left out no detail. I really hope these girls are not actually this high maintenance though, because the people who raised them would be to blame. When my sibling and cousins were kids and our big family lived together, we ate whatever the hell was cooked for us, we didn't get to make any special individual requests.

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Siobhan Sands
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. A simple. "Things are going to be tough. Good Luck babe you'll learn as you go along I trust you. "

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janel jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't impressed at all by it. It was not funny or cute or anything or brutally honest. Everyone's family is different but seriously that sucks if you have to tell your husband every single little detail. That's a letter you write to the baby sitter not your husband.

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Susan Herda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummmm weird. They have six children together and he knows nothing about them or any of their habits or likes and dislikes? WTH

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Misty Pal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

U make the rules & don't let the kid dictate terms, good parenting is only possible then

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Patreese Briscoe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a single mother of 8, 7 under the age of 18 and one adult, she described my day perfectly lmbo????

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Patreese Briscoe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't get it wrong I love my kids but with 2 of them being autistic, the part about having to prepare different things to eat sounded like me lol

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artbyce
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are there so many father's who need to be instructed on how to take care of their own children? My son's dad flew with him to Los Angeles for a weekend, when he was only 6 months old. I didn't have to write him a letter... Baffling.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

surprise answer, they dont! at least most of us dont, this post is b******t, its nothing more than public shaming via facebook in order to impress her chavvish mates and get a few laughs at her husbands expense, and those kids are kind of spoiled imo.. different things for dinner, no way, not in my house!

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Kt Anderson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a cute letter till, all the f**k this and f**k that. The worst was referring to her daughter s as "that girls sweats like a whore in church", really mom, you couldnt think of a more appropriate metaphor?

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And also giving them surnames as first names which at a push should only be used to name boys. Quinn can't possibly be a girl's name.

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Brandyn Proctor Ritter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So happy i have one kid..... and yes im trying to keep it that way. But seems like the parents letting the kids rule the household.

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Pamela Guevara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who clearly doesn't know how to discipline kids so they behave.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmm, maybe he really never helped out with the kids before! but I dont think so, to me this looks like she's just taking the p**s out of him publicly on facebook just to impress her horrible chavvish mates shes going on holiday with, and tbh, if the letter is for real shes making a really big issue out of showing the world how hard it is to look after the 6 kids she chose to have.. attention seeking b*titch, seriously, I was there just as much as my sons mum when he was little, and pretty much every other guy I know who has had kids was the same, and yeah, it does sting a bit when the stereotypes about guys never helping with the kids gets thrown around.. especially as ingrained sexism means it is pretty much always believed, at least believed by the other sexist females the story is being spun to O.o

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Tash Stuart
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This lady seems to know her kids really well. Where is everyone's sense of humour.no ones families are perfect and I bet her hubby laughed

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Tanya Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uz are all being a bit harsh it's just a bit of fun between her and her husband so she shared it on Facebook I've seen ppl share a lot worse, her kids arena spoilt......just being kids, they will try and get off with anything and argue over nothing

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this woman wanted to write a funny, witty and brutal take on parenting and put in the form of a letter to her hubby hoping it would go viral and get her on Goodmorning America. SHE FAILED.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She even fails at being funny. Seems to me that she has no other skills other than writing and she can't even do that properly. Just another idiot who trapped a man into marrying her and popped some kids out so she didn't have to work.

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Toni Crabtree
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's normal life...God Bless the Mother. Sorry I can't copy this letter...it's a scream!

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Eric Feldman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like my wife, and I only have two. That poor woman, and that guy, 1 vs. 7?!?! He's screwed proper!!!

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Michele Smoot
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or......maybe she was just having a little fun with her husband. Lighten up people and stop being so judgemental.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A pretty bad joke at that. She tries to be funny as that's all she can do. She even fails at that. Boasting about how hard it is to look after children and using foul language is just not funny but many wannabee female comedians think it is. People only laugh to be polite. Women for centuries have managed to raise large families without a fuss and without the labour saving gadgets that most households have now. Imagine having to wash laundry by hand, draw water from a spring outside and cook everything from scratch. Even mothers in the 50's were working non stop from dawn to dusk looking after home and family.

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry for the multiple posts...just signed up and everything went haywire! ????

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be funny if the letter was for someone else, like a grandparent who was babysitting for the first time. Surely the father of these kids knows his children, or has been around them for dinners, bedtime, mornings, etc...

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Naomi Rossouw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was so much fun to read! ‘Just start drinking now!’ 😂 Love the sense of humor!

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Erika Weavers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we shouldn’t judge their relationship. This is how they communicate and they all get along and they all love each other in the end, that is all that happens. We should not judge someone’s family just by the way she writes to her husband. There is something called humour in this.

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Maria Tugara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salute to all women. Honestly u always doing a very had job at home especially when having rude kids like them, surely sometimes u need to rest and have fun and atlist 1 day to forget the home duty. Being a mother is more than giving birth.hahaahaaa thank you love u mothers

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Mary Bittle
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! So judgmental! The whole lot of you! I don't care what any of you whiny *bleeping bleeps* think, this was FUNNY! As it was supposed to be, of course. It's called a joke! And, no, the f-bombs don't bother me, nor should they bother you. Stop being such stuck-up prudes. Relax, unpucker, and stop freaking out because someone cussed on the internet!

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

more like #patheticmum ! most likely he works a lot and helps out as much as he can while not working, she now realises that having 6 kids is really hard work and rather than at all blame herself for bad choices, she simply chooses to publicly humiliate her husband for a cheap laugh and the approval of her chavvete friends, I mean, it could be true and he really could be a lazy twat who doesnt help, but likely its BS!

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Riss Gale
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly the whole family is in need of a serious deciplain from what I read she created a mess to deal with, I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers and have constant cousins staying with us and we ate what was made for breakfast,lunch or dinner and after each meal we cleaned up the table wash the dishes, both parents supervised and help when we needed it, the five year old was not left with nothing to do like wiping the table my parents made sure us children learn responsibility in a very early age and there is punishment for bad behavior, I have to admit there is occasional misunderstanding between us siblings but we all got along for the most part, I guess it goes without saying it's all about good parenting, you might want to do it before it's too late. I hope it was not how you made it sound, otherwise, like how you put it, you are f****d! God bless you.

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Jen MAx
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh for God's sake ladies, it is hilarious! The father obviously works and the mom like most including myself are in charge of the details when it comes to the kids. I can relate to so much of this story! It was funny and refreshing to know that there Is another mom out there that is mentally and physically just as exhausted as I am!!!!

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Kim Barnes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have found it funny if she didn't have such a potty mouth. The language was uncalled for.

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David Heebsteinberg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just today's "woe is me" stay at home mom who shirks at having responsibilities and running a household. She probably wants to go on this trip and be single again and hook up with guys.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have had just two kids or at a push three kids. And try learning to cook a proper meal from scratch with the same meal for all the family instead of feeding the kids pizza or hot dogs on demand. With surnames for girls and the mother not being able to write anything without abusive language no wonder they act up all the time. I thought Quinn, Harper and Bailey were boys.

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Shaheris Suhel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have 5 daughters and 1 son...just checked her fb profile. And from the letter its sound like she is just joking about real mom struggel . And i found it funny and good on her side that she is a good mother. She KNOWS her children. You can not be perfect parent because kids are kids ans so damn unpredictable. So when she say purple mac and cheese I think it like" yeah my daughter wanted a moon once" i mean really my daughter is 3 year old and she really wanted a moon. And i let her cry it out. So yeah. What ever she has written is true in one way or another wether the father knows his children or not. And yeah my kids are not spoiled either.

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Nathalie Karpienia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like people posting do not have children I might be wrong but I have 2 girls and this sounds about right I would jump out of a moving vehicle if I had 6. And I mean that with love. Letter is still amusing

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Cassie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have four children and they do not act like this because I don't let them. In our house, you don't get what you want by fussing for it or being a brat. We set rules and fussing doesn't change the rules. It just seems to me these kids don't know the rules or maybe there just aren't any. No wonder mommy sounds like a frazzled mess. It's easier to keep them in line in the first place than try to get them back in line once the craziness starts.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's a pathetic woman who is badly dressed, intending to have a booze filled long weekend and is pulling a suitcase with wheels and handle which is so naff now. If you see any woman on a Friday afternoon in the city centre with a small suitcase on wheels you know she has arrived for a hen weekend.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, you really hate her dont you? I mean ok I agree with a lot of what youve written, but youre putting a hell of a lot of time and energy into this now, does it touch somewhere close to the bone for you.. if she's as pathetic as you make out (and tbh I think she probably is) then is she really worth the energy youre putting into attacking her on this comment thread.. jeez, find something positive or turn off facebook, really O.o

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Sara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one reading this know their whole life. She is likely summing her entire brood's life worth of issues she deals with daily in one email that wasn't 10 pages long. You mothers (or non-mothers) are so critical of other moms, it's awful. The kids aren't "spoiled" they are strong willed or just over-stimulated when the mom isn't there to defuse their stress of the fact that their MOM ISN'T THERE. Most kids are 10x worse when the parent they are most comfortable with and who "gets them" is away. That's a given. And a mom knows what they will pull without her there. It's okay to laugh, to see this for what it's worth instead of tearing this mom to shreds over a silly message sent to her husband to likely get him to get a clue of what she deals with, but likely with love and a bit more patience.

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Colourme Beau
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's clearly not happy if so much f#@# are used in her sentences.

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Marylin Scheffer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've just read an amusing story. It was written to be just that. People, lighten up!

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Adrien Sanborn
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What the hell is wrong with everyone criticizing this? I'm assuming you've never taken care multiple kids if this didn't make you laugh your a*s off. Otherwise, congrats, you spawned angels. She's clearly just having a blast prodding her husband about what they both know is coming. Can't we have some fun with life's less pleasant aspects?

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Jay Dee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it is not funny or perhaps the irony was lost in the translation. If those were my kids they would not be dictating individual dinner menus of unhealthy food. Sorry. This was in my Facebook feed, and everyone has a right to interpret and comment any way they want. As you just did.

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Melissa Apple
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Everybody's comments on here suck. This s**t was funny!

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Andy Coyne
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Get rid of the missus and her grandmother arms and find a young babe

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justtired
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll probably get downvotes, but those kids are seriously spoiled.

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Sergio Bicerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No downvotes so far... i guess your statement is right :) Have a nice day!

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Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it, he sees his kids for the first time?

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Leen Pol
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm also thinking this. They live together as a family but he's never done anything with the kids? I don't get it either!

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Kristina Milcheva
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ouch. She sounds so unhappy to have made all those kids. Condoms also exist eh

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. Seems he could have got the snip after the second or third child was born.

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Victor Vakaras
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Posted on Facebook isn't "a letter to her husband". It's some horseshit to garner likes from the imbeciles she went away with.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing I thought. Blaming and ridiculing the own family for attention. Pathetic.

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Arty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And she had to put in on Facebook for everyone to see because...?

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brianna415
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because if it wasn't on Facebook, how would everyone know how HARD it is to be mom to the children she chose to have?

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Crystal Pruitt
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They seem very high maintenance. There are only two people to blame for that. Good luck to anyone who marries any one of these girls.

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Sherry Straus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I come a very large family and this would not happen in our house. Not that there wasn't fights over this and that but bedtime was bedtime, no sippy cups to be seen no glasses of water and supper was what it was.

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La
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree! And we are what was made, none of this personalized meals bs. That's just nonsense adding unnecessary stress.

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Marlene Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good grief. This is one potty mouth woman. And why is this all news to her husband? Does he live in the basement or another town? Hes never known any of the mealtime issues or the bedtime problems? Stupid c**p i read on here.

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, line about one the kids night gowns being "dirty as s**t, but so what so is she" was it for me. This woman just wants attention.

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Erik van der Kieft
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure if I appreciate the humor of this. Sure, there are some fun parts in there, but what's the point? Just let the guy figure it out himself. He'll manage.

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Kevin Camp
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it amazing how parenting is done these days. We ate what was for dinner or you didn't, there was the choice. There was always some pushing of boundaries about bed time, but in the end you knew when it was enough and went to bed. Homework was always done as soon as you arrived home, then chores for the day, they any form of playtime which was always outside.

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Christian Hill
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She has little trust or respect for her husband. What could possibly go wrong?

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CupcakeQueen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't care who hates me for this, but I say this is a garbage post. First off, this is not a 'letter to her husband.' Unless this woman communicates with her husband via FB, it really just looks like someone screaming for attention. Secondly, these kids are seriously spoiled. If I make something for dinner, everyone eats it, no matter if they like it or not. The kids get a drink before bed and that's it, unless they need to use the bathroom or something like that. If a friend wants to play, they play at our house or the neighbor's house after my permission. Thirdly, are these parents separated or something? I have serious doubts that the husband has no idea what goes on in the house, or like I said, just a yearn for attention. Fourthly, what the heck is purple mac'n'cheese?

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something out of Your Tango or Mumsnet a vehicle for failed writers who can't write about anything else, do anything else other than write badly and are no good at keeping house or looking after children but just happened to be married with children. Husband's big mistake for marrying her.

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Saumya
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole letter feels like somtehing cooked up to get more likes on fb

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Shaheris Suhel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All he did was HELP with the kids. That's why they are SIX. But after that he just watched tv. Lol.

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Melody Lanzatella
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess when you have 6 kids, you talk like a truck driver! (YOU have had too many kids!)

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be funny if she wrote the letter for someone else, like a grandparent who was babysitting for the first time. Surely her husband knows his own kids?

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Sergio Bicerra
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This seems just a fake letter to get "likes" or get viral or whatever, I don't buy it.

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Carries
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why we have a generation of self-entitled little asshats. As a kid I had to eat what my mother cooked or go hungry. Simple as that.

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Jay Dee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure what this is supposed to mean for the rest of us, but I basically stopped at the part about dinner. Since when do kids dictate what they're going to eat? Isn't that the parents' job to make the food, set it on the table and then they eat it? Yeah, I know kids can be fussy, but there has to be some order established. Seems like the household has too many kids, not enough stimulation or activities that they do together, and completely lacks discipline. MO and really none of my business, except this showed up on my Facebook feed.

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Jimmy R
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the husband is THIS clueless about how to deal with the kids then I say both parents have failed in different ways.

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Sarah Reynolds
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is precisely where giving your children everything they want gets you. Put your foot down and stop treating them like princesses.

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Lorraine
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found this pretty funny. Love how the wife left out no detail. I really hope these girls are not actually this high maintenance though, because the people who raised them would be to blame. When my sibling and cousins were kids and our big family lived together, we ate whatever the hell was cooked for us, we didn't get to make any special individual requests.

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Siobhan Sands
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. A simple. "Things are going to be tough. Good Luck babe you'll learn as you go along I trust you. "

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janel jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wasn't impressed at all by it. It was not funny or cute or anything or brutally honest. Everyone's family is different but seriously that sucks if you have to tell your husband every single little detail. That's a letter you write to the baby sitter not your husband.

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Susan Herda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummmm weird. They have six children together and he knows nothing about them or any of their habits or likes and dislikes? WTH

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Misty Pal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

U make the rules & don't let the kid dictate terms, good parenting is only possible then

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Patreese Briscoe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a single mother of 8, 7 under the age of 18 and one adult, she described my day perfectly lmbo????

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Patreese Briscoe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't get it wrong I love my kids but with 2 of them being autistic, the part about having to prepare different things to eat sounded like me lol

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artbyce
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are there so many father's who need to be instructed on how to take care of their own children? My son's dad flew with him to Los Angeles for a weekend, when he was only 6 months old. I didn't have to write him a letter... Baffling.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

surprise answer, they dont! at least most of us dont, this post is b******t, its nothing more than public shaming via facebook in order to impress her chavvish mates and get a few laughs at her husbands expense, and those kids are kind of spoiled imo.. different things for dinner, no way, not in my house!

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Kt Anderson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a cute letter till, all the f**k this and f**k that. The worst was referring to her daughter s as "that girls sweats like a whore in church", really mom, you couldnt think of a more appropriate metaphor?

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And also giving them surnames as first names which at a push should only be used to name boys. Quinn can't possibly be a girl's name.

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Brandyn Proctor Ritter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So happy i have one kid..... and yes im trying to keep it that way. But seems like the parents letting the kids rule the household.

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Pamela Guevara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who clearly doesn't know how to discipline kids so they behave.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmm, maybe he really never helped out with the kids before! but I dont think so, to me this looks like she's just taking the p**s out of him publicly on facebook just to impress her horrible chavvish mates shes going on holiday with, and tbh, if the letter is for real shes making a really big issue out of showing the world how hard it is to look after the 6 kids she chose to have.. attention seeking b*titch, seriously, I was there just as much as my sons mum when he was little, and pretty much every other guy I know who has had kids was the same, and yeah, it does sting a bit when the stereotypes about guys never helping with the kids gets thrown around.. especially as ingrained sexism means it is pretty much always believed, at least believed by the other sexist females the story is being spun to O.o

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Tash Stuart
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This lady seems to know her kids really well. Where is everyone's sense of humour.no ones families are perfect and I bet her hubby laughed

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Tanya Jones
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uz are all being a bit harsh it's just a bit of fun between her and her husband so she shared it on Facebook I've seen ppl share a lot worse, her kids arena spoilt......just being kids, they will try and get off with anything and argue over nothing

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Cesi Baca
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this woman wanted to write a funny, witty and brutal take on parenting and put in the form of a letter to her hubby hoping it would go viral and get her on Goodmorning America. SHE FAILED.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She even fails at being funny. Seems to me that she has no other skills other than writing and she can't even do that properly. Just another idiot who trapped a man into marrying her and popped some kids out so she didn't have to work.

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Toni Crabtree
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's normal life...God Bless the Mother. Sorry I can't copy this letter...it's a scream!

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Eric Feldman
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like my wife, and I only have two. That poor woman, and that guy, 1 vs. 7?!?! He's screwed proper!!!

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Michele Smoot
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or......maybe she was just having a little fun with her husband. Lighten up people and stop being so judgemental.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A pretty bad joke at that. She tries to be funny as that's all she can do. She even fails at that. Boasting about how hard it is to look after children and using foul language is just not funny but many wannabee female comedians think it is. People only laugh to be polite. Women for centuries have managed to raise large families without a fuss and without the labour saving gadgets that most households have now. Imagine having to wash laundry by hand, draw water from a spring outside and cook everything from scratch. Even mothers in the 50's were working non stop from dawn to dusk looking after home and family.

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry for the multiple posts...just signed up and everything went haywire! ????

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Flibberdejibbet
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be funny if the letter was for someone else, like a grandparent who was babysitting for the first time. Surely the father of these kids knows his children, or has been around them for dinners, bedtime, mornings, etc...

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Naomi Rossouw
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was so much fun to read! ‘Just start drinking now!’ 😂 Love the sense of humor!

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Erika Weavers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we shouldn’t judge their relationship. This is how they communicate and they all get along and they all love each other in the end, that is all that happens. We should not judge someone’s family just by the way she writes to her husband. There is something called humour in this.

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Maria Tugara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salute to all women. Honestly u always doing a very had job at home especially when having rude kids like them, surely sometimes u need to rest and have fun and atlist 1 day to forget the home duty. Being a mother is more than giving birth.hahaahaaa thank you love u mothers

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Mary Bittle
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! So judgmental! The whole lot of you! I don't care what any of you whiny *bleeping bleeps* think, this was FUNNY! As it was supposed to be, of course. It's called a joke! And, no, the f-bombs don't bother me, nor should they bother you. Stop being such stuck-up prudes. Relax, unpucker, and stop freaking out because someone cussed on the internet!

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

more like #patheticmum ! most likely he works a lot and helps out as much as he can while not working, she now realises that having 6 kids is really hard work and rather than at all blame herself for bad choices, she simply chooses to publicly humiliate her husband for a cheap laugh and the approval of her chavvete friends, I mean, it could be true and he really could be a lazy twat who doesnt help, but likely its BS!

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Riss Gale
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly the whole family is in need of a serious deciplain from what I read she created a mess to deal with, I have 3 sisters and 3 brothers and have constant cousins staying with us and we ate what was made for breakfast,lunch or dinner and after each meal we cleaned up the table wash the dishes, both parents supervised and help when we needed it, the five year old was not left with nothing to do like wiping the table my parents made sure us children learn responsibility in a very early age and there is punishment for bad behavior, I have to admit there is occasional misunderstanding between us siblings but we all got along for the most part, I guess it goes without saying it's all about good parenting, you might want to do it before it's too late. I hope it was not how you made it sound, otherwise, like how you put it, you are f****d! God bless you.

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Jen MAx
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh for God's sake ladies, it is hilarious! The father obviously works and the mom like most including myself are in charge of the details when it comes to the kids. I can relate to so much of this story! It was funny and refreshing to know that there Is another mom out there that is mentally and physically just as exhausted as I am!!!!

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Kim Barnes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have found it funny if she didn't have such a potty mouth. The language was uncalled for.

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David Heebsteinberg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just today's "woe is me" stay at home mom who shirks at having responsibilities and running a household. She probably wants to go on this trip and be single again and hook up with guys.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have had just two kids or at a push three kids. And try learning to cook a proper meal from scratch with the same meal for all the family instead of feeding the kids pizza or hot dogs on demand. With surnames for girls and the mother not being able to write anything without abusive language no wonder they act up all the time. I thought Quinn, Harper and Bailey were boys.

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Shaheris Suhel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have 5 daughters and 1 son...just checked her fb profile. And from the letter its sound like she is just joking about real mom struggel . And i found it funny and good on her side that she is a good mother. She KNOWS her children. You can not be perfect parent because kids are kids ans so damn unpredictable. So when she say purple mac and cheese I think it like" yeah my daughter wanted a moon once" i mean really my daughter is 3 year old and she really wanted a moon. And i let her cry it out. So yeah. What ever she has written is true in one way or another wether the father knows his children or not. And yeah my kids are not spoiled either.

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Nathalie Karpienia
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like people posting do not have children I might be wrong but I have 2 girls and this sounds about right I would jump out of a moving vehicle if I had 6. And I mean that with love. Letter is still amusing

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Cassie
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have four children and they do not act like this because I don't let them. In our house, you don't get what you want by fussing for it or being a brat. We set rules and fussing doesn't change the rules. It just seems to me these kids don't know the rules or maybe there just aren't any. No wonder mommy sounds like a frazzled mess. It's easier to keep them in line in the first place than try to get them back in line once the craziness starts.

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lemsip
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's a pathetic woman who is badly dressed, intending to have a booze filled long weekend and is pulling a suitcase with wheels and handle which is so naff now. If you see any woman on a Friday afternoon in the city centre with a small suitcase on wheels you know she has arrived for a hen weekend.

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Paul May
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, you really hate her dont you? I mean ok I agree with a lot of what youve written, but youre putting a hell of a lot of time and energy into this now, does it touch somewhere close to the bone for you.. if she's as pathetic as you make out (and tbh I think she probably is) then is she really worth the energy youre putting into attacking her on this comment thread.. jeez, find something positive or turn off facebook, really O.o

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Sara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one reading this know their whole life. She is likely summing her entire brood's life worth of issues she deals with daily in one email that wasn't 10 pages long. You mothers (or non-mothers) are so critical of other moms, it's awful. The kids aren't "spoiled" they are strong willed or just over-stimulated when the mom isn't there to defuse their stress of the fact that their MOM ISN'T THERE. Most kids are 10x worse when the parent they are most comfortable with and who "gets them" is away. That's a given. And a mom knows what they will pull without her there. It's okay to laugh, to see this for what it's worth instead of tearing this mom to shreds over a silly message sent to her husband to likely get him to get a clue of what she deals with, but likely with love and a bit more patience.

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Colourme Beau
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's clearly not happy if so much f#@# are used in her sentences.

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Marylin Scheffer
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've just read an amusing story. It was written to be just that. People, lighten up!

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Adrien Sanborn
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7 years ago

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What the hell is wrong with everyone criticizing this? I'm assuming you've never taken care multiple kids if this didn't make you laugh your a*s off. Otherwise, congrats, you spawned angels. She's clearly just having a blast prodding her husband about what they both know is coming. Can't we have some fun with life's less pleasant aspects?

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Jay Dee
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it is not funny or perhaps the irony was lost in the translation. If those were my kids they would not be dictating individual dinner menus of unhealthy food. Sorry. This was in my Facebook feed, and everyone has a right to interpret and comment any way they want. As you just did.

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Melissa Apple
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Everybody's comments on here suck. This s**t was funny!

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Andy Coyne
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Get rid of the missus and her grandmother arms and find a young babe

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