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Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!

#1

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Harleen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kanye has never said anything intelligent, so is it really surprising to see him in this thread?

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WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I think, therefore I am," -- Descartes (1637). "I don't think, therefore I am rich, mf-as!." -- Kanye (2016)

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BusLady
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you expect from someone who married into the Kardashian clan?

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Smiley Rie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps if he thought more he wouldn't say such ridiculous things!

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ADI MELILI
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy needs to go back to Kim's so Pete can slap the common sense back to him

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Crystal Chandels
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All that wrinkle on his forehead didn’t come from excessive thinking but from struggling constipation and irritating a**l tears for many years.

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Matthew Smith
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this twat considers himself to be god, he can't even speak.

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MagicalUnicorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's prime example why people should pass exam before reproduction

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Sarcasticow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking into account his mental illnesses, including bipolar, that I also have to happen... I seriously couldn't agree more! I wish I could stop thinking too.

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Leslie Crittenden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that was pretty obvious, Kanye, we could have figured it out without you telling us. What a moron.

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alex edward
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

join the illuminati today and become successful in life iluminatihood123@gmail.com

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Carmen Honacker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And no one would have noticed either *rolls eyes* This guy is dumber than a bag of rocks!

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Myriam Ickx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kanye West could fill a whole thread with dozens of most stupid quotes.

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Val Izhakevich
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hm, I think people might probably not think he likes to think. At all.

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Rebekah
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lets put him and Paris in a room together. I'll bring the popcorn.

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Andy Little
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In fairness, you could have posted this pic along with pretty much anything he's said, ever - and it would still work...

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Karin Morris
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not at all surprised at anything moronic that comes out of his mouth. He has an IQ of less than 70 for sure

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Josta Loos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally never thought that he was a guy who liked to think....quite the opposite

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Sterrinatu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I guess he's in a relationship with the right person than. I don't think she thinks much either.

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Isa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah and we all think that you should not say what you think!

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Andrew Huang
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who think kanye actually thinks really got me thinking.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

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Chege Mary
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

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#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

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Molly Universe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

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Komal Aprajita Pandey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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