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Each year the upcoming Valentine's Day brings a galore of everything heart-shaped to surprise your loved one with. And though you always have your Valentine's Day gift staples - heart-shaped candy and red roses - to choose from, the people wanting to make a buck out of this festivity get more and more creative each year. So, with Valentine's Day upon us, we thought we'd get you in the mood by bringing you this hilarious list of Valentine's design fails.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection below features some very questionable merchandise and Valentine's Day ideas gone wrong that would make you look twice and not in a good way. From weird toys that want to "death you" to heart-shaped meat cuts, these funny fails will surely make you start questioning the choices of these designers. Don't forget to vote for your favorite bad designs!

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Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

Bringing Both Your Wife And Gf To The Same Restaurant On Valentines Day? Good Idea!

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HyperBlender
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the word "porn" is in the background... wtf is this place. Also, What if u are a girl... LIKE WTF

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Luna
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pamper you love ones? Which are those? My "loved" ones?

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Ericka Skinner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who's in a poly relationship, this isn't a fail for me! :-)

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Rachel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just for clarification and to satisfy any curiosity (since I saw a lot of comments regarding the name of the restaurant "Porn's") - the restaurant is called Porn's (short for Pornsak's restaurant) because it was started by an Thai actor/host in Singapore called Pornsak Prajakwit - could have used a much better name though...

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Carol Williams
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring them both and boyo, are you going to be missing half of something!

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Dustin Allen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the shops called 'porn's' so idk what else we would expect

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Coconut
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am concerned about the name of that restaurant, although the sign makes sense with it.

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Jace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey a discount for polyamorous people. That's a first!

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Alan Turns 9
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you bring them both at the same time, %50 off is a rip off because you will be the only one left to eat!

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Sardonic Scribe
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question - why dies it say porn twice?? I guess if you're bringing in the ho & the wife, porn would be a good plan.

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Michał Jastrzębski
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: guy in open/poly relationship comes in with more than 2 partners... :>

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Sveta Smirnova
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is located in Singapore from the word SAFRA. Porn's, I believe it is Thai restaurant.

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SMarriott
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one who’s noticed it says porn on the glass

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BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A restaurant named "Porn's"? Now the sign makes sense

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Abhisek Chakraborty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the name of the restaurant is "Porn's"? Where is this? Dreamland?

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Jeff
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else wondering why the place has the word PORN all over

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#2

To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

To All The Single Ladys Out There, Happy Valentine!

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I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

I Get A Very Rapey Feeling From My Valentine Mints Quote...

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This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

This Just Might Be The Worst Valentine's Day Card We Have Ever Seen

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File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

File For Divorce? Not Quite The First Gift I Had In Mind For Valentine's Day...

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Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

Heart Shape Headphone Splitter Looks Like A Nut Sack

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Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

Um, Yeah. Not The Valentine's Day Gift You Really Wanna Give Or Get

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Great Idea For Valentine's Day

Great Idea For Valentine's Day

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This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

This Is Either The Best Valentines Day Gift, Or The Worst Valentines Day Gift

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Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

Are Those Date Rape Pills In The Valentines Section Cvs?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are they specifically for "women"? Do you need to buy a different one to date rape men? Asking for a friend.

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#14

What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

What Not To Get Your Love For Valentine’s Day

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey,they have the "divorce kit" above,also quite a bargain! For when this gift backfires...

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#15

Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

Walmart Valentine's Day Fail

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Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

Had To Take A Second Look At This Valentine's Card

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The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

The Couple Chosen For This White Castle Valentine's Day Ad

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#24

Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

Cupid Giving Some "Love" To An Unsuspecting Heart

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#25

I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

I'm Sorry Reese's, But Your Attempt At A Heart Looks Like A Nutsack

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#26

Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

Pretty Sure That 1/2 Of This Valentine's Bamboo Heart Plant Is Dead

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#27

This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

This Valentine's Day "Love" Banner

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#28

Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

Is This Really The Best Design For Valentine's Gift?

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They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

They're Rolling Out The Valentine's Day Stuff Early At Target, But I Don't Think They Really Thought This One Through

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#31

Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Valentines Day!

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Cherie Barnard
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me too strongly of a valentines card I made my bf, signed "Love, Me". He kept on asking who "Me" was. I was like, dude... its literally ME. I MADE you this card! And he laughed and said he thought I was showing him a card that I got from someone else. Adorable idiot.

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Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

Happy Valentine Day Sample Text

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again these owls with "sample text". This makes me want to investigate, but I'm too lazy.

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#33

The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

The Word Choice On This Valentine's Puzzle...

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#34

Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

Product Helping You To Tell That Your Valentine Smells

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#35

A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

A Perfect Message For Your Special Valentine

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