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Some Twitter accounts rate dogs, others rewrite Trump's tweets like grown-ups but it would be hard to define Derek's presence there. He calls himself a "contributor to global warming" but a more accurate title would be the king of comedy.

Derek (@eedrk) tweets about a lot of different things: from his family and visits to the therapist to cremation ads and Tinder account bios. One thing is for sure, though, Derek's humor is half bizarre, half dark. While reading his tweets you can't help but think that you shouldn't be laughing at this kind of stuff. But you do. He's different, he's bold, and he's hilarious. Scroll down to read some of the funniest (and the most eccentric) tweets by @eedrk and be sure to upvote your favorite ones.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Laughed out loud. Read entry to my mother and daughter. They were not amused.

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There are a lot of places in Canada and Alaska, here you can get away from both. ;D

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Is this clickbait revealed? I thought that was the other entry on Bored Panda...

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I've literally heard customers ask, "what's Portuguese?" Do you see your own language? Just pick that one and ignore the others. Sheesh.

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Everyday is the last day of some of your life and the first day of the rest of it. well, everyday except for your death day.

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Well now son hold on there, who's the one who keeps piling dishes in the sink hoping for a miracle that thy will be done?

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That's the special daylight that your WWI veteran neighbor speaks of that has "women in it".

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Well poor thing being only 29 years old is being lucky, they stopped serving food before you were born so now you will never know about airplane food.

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Smacking little white balls with a long stick on a mowed lawn is the daredevil's sport.

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