"I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear: Things gotta breathe." This is not a line from a "Parks And Rec" episode, but it may as well be, 'cause truth is stranger than fiction.
"I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear: Things gotta breathe." This is not a line from a "Parks And Rec" episode, but it may as...