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Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.

In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!

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How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

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Enuya
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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LSR
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me help you with urea for your hipster garden...

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Zelda Blue
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ad should have said "Complete whack job looking for a roommate" who the bloody hell grows a garden in their shower?

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Sugar Latte
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“You will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.” 😂😂😂

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Alina Veil
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm wondering how the drain works. I cannot imagine that this is good for the ground.

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Koalamonster
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering an average shower drain needs maintenance and will occasionally get clogged- I don't know how this would work. And does the hair just kind of become the top layer over the dirt? That and the extra weight from the dirt and the patio bricks they've got in there... it doesn't seem like a great idea.

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Katinka Min
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't help it, I find it kinda neat :-D Not what I would personally perfer in a shower, though :-D

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Gerry Higgins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also birds - there's definitely a cuckoo flittering around there

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Being_Cori
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i cant see myself getting clean in this shower - can feel the mud on my feet

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Lauren Baker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like this except for the worm part. Somehow I have a kind of phobia of worms. Not looking at them, and I love what they do for the Earth. But touching them? I absolutely will not. Might be due to several incidences involving leeches - one of which ending is me being covered in ~50 baby leeches - or when some kid put mealworm larvae in my hair. Either way, it creeps me out.

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DotC
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it is adorable and I already use ecofriendly products and have no problem with the plants and bugs but I want to know how you don't get mud splashing up on your feet.

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j b milam
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my first thought was that's great but where do you shower? so much water going into that.. nope

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Miriam L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for living with nature but I can't imagine this is actually healthy for the plants, human considerations aside.

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Lenka Smetanová
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know... More than a non-eco-friendly shampoo I would be afraid of that person peeing in that shower...

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Podunkus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once the algae and mold take hold, you’ll never get rid of it. Dumb, dumb, dumb idea.

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

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The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

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Monika Rhodes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

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Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

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kathryn stretton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

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Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

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Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

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I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

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We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

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Kaitlin Gaerte
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

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#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

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Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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Tammy Hornback
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

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By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

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These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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