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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Thai Ya Long
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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ThatJeremyKid
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being able to maintain relationships even if world view do not align is a sign of maturity...

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Izzah
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, one of my classmates just had been removed from WhatsApp group bcoz of political posts. n it is not even me that removed him.. (I am the class leader).. haha..

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Anita Holleufer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gain some patience, and respect for other people’s opinions. Especially if your’re blessed enough to call them your friends! Who knows? You may learn something!

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India W
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every Brazilian I know has been posting about political candidates and I've had to resort to just muting them for 30 days

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Debster
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously my life. I don't get it. I swear they were cool when I was younger. Now they are just bitter and angry.

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Joyce Berman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or someone completely misunderstands what you say, and gets offended for no reason.

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D L C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just reply Tuck Frump, and you can probably start a flame war!

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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NoYFB
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Wings
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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