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There's a whole subreddit dedicated to laughing at all the people who are clueless at how girls work, and it's gold. Created in 2018, it already has over 230k members who are constantly sharing the dumbest and most ignorant things they've read about the female body. And believe me, there are plenty of them. Some have no idea why women can't cancel their periods, and others... Well, just continue scrolling and see for yourself.

More info: r/NotHowGirlsWork

#1

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

Blunt Force Trauma To The Back Of The Hair Style

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Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

Man, My Uterus Would Be Long Gone The Way I Drive

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Demi Zwaan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can someone think that? Every organ would stay perfectly put, but a uterus would come flying out? WHY?

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#4

If Only It Was That Easy

If Only It Was That Easy

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Foxxy
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish, that would be a dream come true. Can I also cancel the menopause.

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#5

Thank You Tumblr

Thank You Tumblr

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#6

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

Yeah, That’s Definitely The Problem

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Pittsburgh rare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. What the f**k is wrong with people? It's NEVER the victim's fault

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#7

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

Hope My Credit Gets Approved

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A virgin who has no clue what to do in bed vs. an experienced woman. Let's guess which wedding night will be more exciting.

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#9

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

Some Guys Need That Extra Little Bit Of Help

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate guys like this.."Like me..hey..I said like me....why don't you like me...what would it take for you to like me?" Then they get defensive when they get verbally punched in the face for being annoying.

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#10

Let’s Go Girls

Let’s Go Girls

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I celebrate a period is knowing I am not pregnant.

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#11

Posted This On R/Historymemes

Posted This On R/Historymemes

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#12

Bet They Like It

Bet They Like It

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#14

Hmmm Yes Ironing

Hmmm Yes Ironing

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So that is why I can't iron, I was born a man. Guess no one decided to tell me so.

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#16

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

If A Girl Sees A Male Gyneacologist, She Is A Hypocrite When She Won't Allow Her Husband To Go To A Stripclub

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does... does this guy enjoy having his privates prodded with cold metal objects by a female gynecologist while his wife is off watching a Chippendale show?

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#17

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

They Think Women Are Basically Automatons

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#18

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

He Got Called Out On His “Women Don’t Like Sex” Bullsh*t. Welp, I Think They Just Don’t Want To Have It With You

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda the same kind of belief as guys being expected to start having sex as teens but girls are supposed keep their legs closed until marriage. So who are guys supposed to be having sex with then?

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#19

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

Even Nasa Engineers Do Not Know How Girls Work

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Andreas Rasmussen
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a bit more story to this one actually. The numbers were off the charts because the logistics people had to assume something would go wrong, and she might have been stuck in orbit for way longer. Basically same thing with food. If they send someone up for a week, they pack a month's ration.

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#20

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

If You Say No To A Proposal It Means You’re Cheating?

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#22

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

The Average Woman Has Sex With 1-3 New Men Per Week

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#23

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

My Whole Life Is A Lie, All This Time I Had No Idea

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LoveWinz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It completely blows my mind how stupid people are. What ever happened to gender equality? Women have the right to do whatever the f**k they want. There's nothing a man can do about that. So they can go suck it.

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#24

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

Not-How-Woon A Post About Women In Medical Schoolmen-Work

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#25

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

Women Are All Living In A Romcom

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#26

Yeahhh Right

Yeahhh Right

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Repeat after me: you are not your husband's cook, cleaner and daycare worker.

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#27

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

Tattooed And Pierced Girls Are Prostitutes

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So by hat logic tattoed men are all gay men who enjoy having sharp objects jammed up their butt, yes?

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#28

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

Because At Seven Months Pregnant, You Can Easily Put Your Baby Bump Somewhere Else Or Hide It Completely, Right?... Right???

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God forbid someone being happy to carry the child of a man that so clearly loves and adores her... How dare she flaunt her baby bump... *eyeroll*

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#31

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

Why Is This Always Depicted In Movies/ Shows? I’ve Never Actually Seen Girls Getting Mad About Something Like This Irl

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've rarely seen two women accidentally wear the same outfit and if they have, they've usually been excited about it and taken selfies together. I don't understand why movies portray women as catty bitches if they happen to wear the same clothes

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#32

Not How Feminism Works

Not How Feminism Works

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#33

Still Not It

Still Not It

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do hormones affect some women's emotionality during PMS? Yes. Does that give any guy right to invalidate their feelings? No.

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#34

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

Sorry That Your Man Is A Ho

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#35

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

On Your 50th Birthday, Fairies Come Along And Make You Invisible To Douchebags! Yay!

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Zenozenobee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man is just.... I mean just for people who never heard of him, lately he got himself in trouble because he wrote a "autobiographic" book pretending his father was beating him up when he was a child. The father and the whole family answered that the only times the father hit him it was because he tried to throw his brother through a window.... Plus his antisemitic drawings and texts went public few weeks ago.

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#36

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

We’ve Been Found Out Ladies

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's a tweak, why don't you just go and punch yourself in the d**k.

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#37

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

It’s Time For The Crunch Free Chip Revolution!

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"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

"Girls With Short Hair Are Damaged"

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A B C
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's about as hot as he's dumb. And that's a pretty damn lot.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a douche canoe. There are plenty of women who look incredible with short or no hair. Sinead O'Connor for one rocks a bald head, Annie Lennox looks awesome with her short orange hair and Pink's hair looks amazing on her. Your opinion means jack s**t.

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Angel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is awesome! "Douche canoe"....I'm def going to have to remember that phrase!

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Stella Rose
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ugh! as a girl with short hair i honestly don't give a s**t if guys think i'm "damaged." i cut my hair to show off my eyes and so i wouldn't have to deal with long, oily, frequently tangled hair anymore. and i'm f*****g rocking it.

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Casey McAlister
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No man in all of human history has ever looked good with a man bun, but here we are. It's almost as if people had different preferences for hairstyles.

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Dynein
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren't there some African cultures where men have long hair and women are bald, in reference to lions?

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Erika Jones
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women with short hair can look awesome, men with long hair can be sexy - it's time to throw away the preconceptions about how any of us "should" wear our hair!

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That One Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me with my shaved head, nose piercing and tattoos: yes that's right sir i am very damaged

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Kimberly Young
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, I have tattoos and short hair. According to this list I'm a damaged s**t. This explains so much...

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Aisha Charnock
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I rock short hair and my last boyfriend told me once he loved it and made me look super cute. After my first boyfriend and lots of others telling me it was a mistake to cut my hair because I was "prettier", it was super nice to hear

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Arno Charrier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG!! I do prefer girls with short hair! Does this means there is something wrong about me? Like some PTSD or some siht... Oh wait.. No.

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Master Markus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: What hair styles are masculine/feminine or normal change throughout time and depending on the culture! Idiots.

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Leesa DeAndrea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some men seem to think that the highest priority of a woman's life is to look "bangable."

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Deby McClellan-Bryson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some men must be shocked when realizing we do what WE like, not what they like. Don’t like my hair, ta ta!

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M DR
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure any woman who has had to deal with this man is now damaged in some way.

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amount of flack women get over the length of their hair is just silly. Isn't there anything more important we'd all rather be wasting our energy on. ...Furthermore the person who wrote that used the term "bangable"... like that is the biggest priority?? There's more to life than that.

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, fashionista here: this is the deal. You go with the hairstyle that best suits your face, be it short or not. It's about the strategic placement of where the hair falls and begins and ends, it all serves to help a purpose. It's also important to take lifestyle into consideration. Working in fashion for years, I have a pretty damn good idea what does and does not look good on people. Short hair, which many women are afraid to get, with the right face, can do them wonders and be incredibly liberating. Some women, are better off with long hair. All that aside- in the end it's up to you. People will be fake sometimes and say something looks good when it doesn't, that's never been me. I can honestly tell you it *works* on some people. You might like long hair and are entitled to your opinion, but it is not ok to go as far as to say those who believe differently are "damaged". If it's on their head, it belongs to them.

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Julia King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find girls with short hair hot. Does that mean I'm damaged as well?

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Rhys Cernunnos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But there are lots of women who don't have the right facial shape for long hair... they actually DO look better with shorter hair. This person is just pushing his long hair kink onto all women. His beauty standard for women can go f**k itself.

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Samhhain Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've ever wondered what an incel article would be like......

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God, I love being old enough to just not give a f**k what people think about my hair. I have a short pixie cut that accentuates the streaks of pure platinum. Have never received anything but compliments on it.

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should not be allowed to touch a keyboard. Ever.

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Von
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Except in the case that it's meeting their face repeatedly, with force.

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Emily Raterman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this literally makes me think of Tucker Carlson being pissed off that he doesn't wanna f**k Ms. Green M&M anymore....she didn't wanna f**k you either, dude

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Athena Redmond
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My uncle told my aunt he wouldn't be able to have sex with her if she cut her hair. Well, her hair is short and my uncle is whining about his divorce.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quite a few men look better with long hair too. Imagine Jason Momoa with short hair...

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Pandana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you kidding me? Girls with short hair are the hottest. Like damn, thatś my type. A******s. A girl should be able to have her hair at whatever lenght she wants.

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Malia Jeffers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone read the entire thing and then regretted putting that c**p in your brain instantly?

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Csilla Kaszas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

having short hair is super comfortable and convenient, and is no longer the privilege of men. and the fact that it attracts fewer men on his kind is just an added bonus.

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Lilli Anna
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Long hair is not only the most irritating to deal with (I have literally gotten a fungal infection on my neck from my hair not drying quickly enough before- sexy right!) but why in the world do so many men think the way a woman does her hair has ANYTHING to do with what they think??

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KCN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh holy s**t. Hopefully this asshat is trolling people. I cut my hair short first when I had children, so I wouldn't suffocate them when I bent over to pick them up. After some years I tried to grow it out again, and holy smokes my hair is so thin and frizzy now. I keep it shorter than this woman's and gosh, my husband still thinks I'm sexy and gorgeous and hot.

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Lily Dennard
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think short hair is a sign of an adventurous, confident person. Not stereotyping, just admire the style.

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....i'm definitely a human....
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think he realizes how much easier it is to take care of shorter hair than long. Also short hair looks really cute and amazing. I have short hair myself, does that mean I should just like disappear from existence or something?

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Octavia Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea, Marilyn Monroe looked terrible with her short blonde curly hair!

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Loretta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how he analyses it scientifically (or at least he thinks he does).

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Kevin Hickey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are correct, you are no scientist. Rocket type, nor any other variety.

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Nyx
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay but like I have my sides shaved in a 1-3 gradient usually and very short on top, and I will never, ever, ever go back. I hate having hair longer than this. It's annoying and not worth the time to take care of and I also don't like the look. Nuff said.

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Nubmaeme
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was obviously stated by someone who has never had to deal with long hair. In 1973, mine was below my shoulders, straight as a stick and unruly. I could not keep it put up to be in regulation (I was in the Air Force), so I cut it off, have never regretted it, and never let it grow back out.

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Pretty Pangolin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have short hair and I'm damaged, but that's not the reason why. Dumbass.

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Paula Hannon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if you just recovered from cancer and someone said this b******t to you. Anyway the whole thing about woman must have long hair is bull!

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Mosheh Wolf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"While I'm not a scientist", from a person who doesn't have the brains to pass high school remedial biology...

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Keley Babs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That last sentence "just because you have enough left over attractiveness to be bangable, doesn't mean you should cut it off"... I think takes the trophy in all of the submissions for this whole article as one of the most offensive things I've heard in a long time

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deanna woods
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My hair is short and I wear it in a mini afro. Guess what: it's not damaged.

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Liz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ahahaha jokes on you i shaved my head and im gorgeous thank you very much

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♥Kitty♥
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof did they see Kristen Stewart in the latest Charlie's Angel movie though?!! Cause I sure did and damnnnnn was she stunning.

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Arno Charrier
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg!! I really do prefer girls with short hair! Is there something wrong with me? Guys I need help... Oh.. Wait a second...

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Something
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Some girls can pull it off" is a myth. Any girl can look good with short hair.

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Aunt Messy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got a similar haircut to the girl in the photo....and it shows off my cheekbones and eyes to full advantage.... and I've had it for a long time

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Adrienne Early
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I chopped all my hair off so I could have a nice sleek pixie cut.. Unfortunately my hair refuses to lay flat and sticks us like I'm Super Saiyan, so I just spike it now. I've always wanted to try it short, and I don't regret it. It's better then keeping it in a sloppy bun 24/7 which is what I was doing previously.

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Haley Perry
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to cut off my hair for medical reasons. I know that sounds ridiculous. But migraines and severe neck pain kill when you have a full head of long hair and cant put it up because the added weight adds more pain. And I get more compliments on my hair now than I ever have. So....

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Éva
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Left-over attractiveness to remain bangable" :D oh my GÓD

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Deborah Brett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or maybe...just maybe... your personal ideals of beauty are not universal.

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Marnie
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4 years ago

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But to me, all PEOPLE (including men) look better with a full, long, healthy hair. So, there you go.

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Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

Can’t Tell If This Is A Pre-Teen Tryna Be Edgy Or A Legitimately Ignorant Dumbass. Either Way I Guess Depression Is Cancelled, Ladies! Go Home And Stop Crying Over Nothing

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Kwj
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just.. What?? How is someone like this, able to walk and breathe at the same time.. What an idiot

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I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

I Just Don't Get Why Guys Expect Us To Want To See Their Penis. Like He Was So Shocked When I Frankly Told Him To Piss Off. Eugh

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#41

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

Yes, I Am A Feminist Therefore I Want Men To Punch Me In The Face

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Nea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to tell everybody again- your inability to understand feminism is not an argument against it. Please

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#42

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

Eggs Die At 30, Ladies

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Kaisu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if this was true (it's not), you could easily adopt later after your career. Also, not all women want children? My eggs can go die for all I care

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A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

A Girl I'm Friends With Posted This On Facebook...

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Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

Not Only Is This Untrue, I Didn’t Even Know This Was A Stereotype

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Belinda Matson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I go through almost every isle, grabbing groceries from both sides of the isle, cause somebody didn't put my trolley full of the weekly groceries, ready to go, in one spot for me. Obviously the smarter than me man in this scenario lives off of one food source only, clever guy, is it noodles? Mac n cheese? must ask for his secret.

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My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

My Cousin Who’s Never Had A Girlfriend Shared This On Facebook. Idk About The Girls On Here But I Don’t Wear That Many Shoes

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay firstly, vans are a terrible choice for the gym. They offer completely inadequate support and if you wear them to work out because "hurr I'm a man and I only need one pair of shoes" you're going to mess up your back and your knees.

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