We Made Niceballs To Help You Relieve The Stress At Work
Imaginarte, the communications agency, has developed a prosthetic stress-relief accessory that makes it possible. Holidays are the perfect excuse for doing the things that daily life gets typically in the way of. Going to the same beach as every year, cremating steaks on the barby, taking up trekking without having a clue what that is, monging out watching a 9-hour monster session of that series, you read the spoilers for months ago — or simply sitting around playing with your squishy balls.
It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not. There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our squishy toys, namely balls. So, what’s the problem? Returning to work after our much-needed holidays invariably means we just haven’t got the time for it.
That’s why Imaginarte decided to create a galactic solution to the problem shared by millions of stressed-out people, by collaborating with one of the special effects engineers for the Oscar-winning “Gravity,” Raúl Rodríguez Romeo. The result is NiceBalls: a dangling prosthetic accessory that sticks easily, discreetly, and efficiently to your desk. Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides a few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while in our stressful everyday lives.
More info: niceballs.es
It doesn’t matter whether you have them or not
There are moments when we all, men and women alike, just need to play with our balls
They stick easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk
Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism
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Share on FacebookIf your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
Load More Replies...By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
Load More Replies...Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
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Load More Replies...It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.
Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.
Load More Replies...I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.
If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.
In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it
I'm disappointed in you, Bored Panda, for reporting on something like this. Usually your posts are interesting, beautiful, unusual, etc. but not disgusting and sexually related. Please don't put on sexually related articles. We get enough of that from other sites. Stay clean and you'll continue to receive all the attention you want.
This is the most ridiculous thing I hve ever heard of!! And, you think people at work are going to allow this!!! Boy, have you got a screw lose!
I can't wait for them to make a big pair of titties for me to squeeze! Would that be sexual objectification? Or is that allowed too? The doublethink is strong, huh?
Completely agree. A pair of boobs would have put everyone up in arms, yet balls are ok? Total double standard, and btw I think both would be inappropriate in a work environment.
Load More Replies...Yeah, and if someone did it with a boob imitator, world would go s**t crazy
Hahahaha so awesome! I guess if you have a cool boss and everyone at your job can take some humor and not let it get out of line then it's cool.
Wel, yes. But would women be called pervs if it was a vagina? Wait, never mind, already got one.
Load More Replies...https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1401713971/niceballs-be-productive-whilst-you-touch-your-ball
i think it is ment as joke i doubt ..or id like to think most folks would not put em on there desk at work...seems more useful as a gag gift type thing
I love how everybody is arguing about that. Can't you just laugh or being amazed ? I mean, the whole evolution of humanity build up to this ! It's wonderful !!
If any women need to relief some stress let me know i'm willing to volunter and help you
Well Christmas is just round the corner - would make for tree baubles ...
this is especially great cause the author of the article is "almudena" and "muda" means "balls" in croatian :D
I read this and thought "trekking" was talking about Star Trek.... #nerdalert
Next time I wanna yell "grow a sack"...I'll just grab these from under my desk....where do I buy these ? I can't tell you how often it will come in necessary at work I-love-it-...c21fb7.jpg
Wow....now when I wanna say....go a sack ok ? I can just grab mine under the desk and hand them over I-love-it-...b7b6ac.jpg
From now on people will try to peek under their female coworkers table. Secretly..... LOL.
If your stress relief is squeezing testicles that's a problem and I can't imagine a work environment where that would be acceptable.
Pay no attention to Arty - I'm with you, I think it's gross and inappropriate for the workplace. No, not a prude, just old school social graces kicking into play.
Load More Replies...By the way: I cannot help imagining some of these insane marketing agencies would have created a "female version" of this (named "offensive ovaries" probably). The outcry would be heard even on the moon...
wow that must be loud because sound doesnt travel in space XD
Load More Replies...Umm, and desk breasts would get a guy fired for sexual harassment. #frown
https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Load More Replies...It ridiculous how several men have decried this in the comments as a double standard of sexual objectification (one whose comment is even hidden due to low rating) and how no one seems to back them up. If this were boobs or a vulva, many women would be disgusted, yet balls are ok? I think this an obnoxious product and completely inappropriate for a work environment.
Well said, I was about to post the same type of thing myself, but then I read your comment, upvoted for pointing obvious misanthropy and double standards.
Load More Replies...I just...really don't understand why this is a thing. I don't think dudes play with their balls because it makes their HAND feel good... And how in the world is this supposed to be compelling for women? I mean, aside from being a visual prank, I just don't get it.
If you're hoping you get fired from your job, the perfect way to do it is purchase his device and stick it under your desk. I would give you at most a few days before you're asked to leave your place of employment. What about a silicone vagina stuck under your desk that you could rub occasionally? Same thing.
In castellano you use the sentence "tocarse las pelotas" (play with your balls) for the moment when you don´t do anything and enjoy it
I'm disappointed in you, Bored Panda, for reporting on something like this. Usually your posts are interesting, beautiful, unusual, etc. but not disgusting and sexually related. Please don't put on sexually related articles. We get enough of that from other sites. Stay clean and you'll continue to receive all the attention you want.
This is the most ridiculous thing I hve ever heard of!! And, you think people at work are going to allow this!!! Boy, have you got a screw lose!
I can't wait for them to make a big pair of titties for me to squeeze! Would that be sexual objectification? Or is that allowed too? The doublethink is strong, huh?
Completely agree. A pair of boobs would have put everyone up in arms, yet balls are ok? Total double standard, and btw I think both would be inappropriate in a work environment.
Load More Replies...Yeah, and if someone did it with a boob imitator, world would go s**t crazy
Hahahaha so awesome! I guess if you have a cool boss and everyone at your job can take some humor and not let it get out of line then it's cool.
Wel, yes. But would women be called pervs if it was a vagina? Wait, never mind, already got one.
Load More Replies...https://www.ebay.com/itm/192326610083?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1401713971/niceballs-be-productive-whilst-you-touch-your-ball
i think it is ment as joke i doubt ..or id like to think most folks would not put em on there desk at work...seems more useful as a gag gift type thing
I love how everybody is arguing about that. Can't you just laugh or being amazed ? I mean, the whole evolution of humanity build up to this ! It's wonderful !!
If any women need to relief some stress let me know i'm willing to volunter and help you
Well Christmas is just round the corner - would make for tree baubles ...
this is especially great cause the author of the article is "almudena" and "muda" means "balls" in croatian :D
I read this and thought "trekking" was talking about Star Trek.... #nerdalert
Next time I wanna yell "grow a sack"...I'll just grab these from under my desk....where do I buy these ? I can't tell you how often it will come in necessary at work I-love-it-...c21fb7.jpg
Wow....now when I wanna say....go a sack ok ? I can just grab mine under the desk and hand them over I-love-it-...b7b6ac.jpg
From now on people will try to peek under their female coworkers table. Secretly..... LOL.
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