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It is with great pleasure that we announce that the entire world has united to proclaim Missy Mwac “Top Photography Coach in the Universe.” The competition was tough this year, with photography coaches and mentors literally coming out of the woodwork to vie for this coveted position.

“It was extremely tough to pick a winner,” said Jeff Scummer, head of the selection committee for the Photography Coaching Institute of Excellence. “We were overwhelmed at the number of entries.”

When asked the reason for the increase, Mr. Scummer explained. “We lowered the coaching standards recently after receiving a large number of complaints, mostly from those who had convinced others they were a coach. They felt that by requiring experience and actual knowledge in the field, many were going to be left out. So this year, we simply said, ‘If you call yourself a Photography Coach, you’re in.’ And with that one sentence, we opened the floodgates.”

Missy Mwac, the winner of this year’s contest, was thrilled.

“I had planned on having a bunch of people write about how great I was on BoredPanda.org” she explained. “You know, to make it seem like it was a real news story, when it was nothing but someone’s opinion made to look that way. But it turns out, I didn’t have to do that at all! I just had to do it myself! Which is awesome, ‘cause I know exactly what I want to say about me.”

When asked about how she will celebrate the new title, Missy smiled, took a sip of vodka, and said, “I’m not really sure, but I know it will involve a new pair of boots and a TON of humblebrags on BoredPanda and Facebook.”

Missy’s official coaching can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/MissyMwac

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Missy Mwac Awarded “Top Photography Coach in the Universe”

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World unites to crown Missy Mwac “Top Photography Coach”