Picture the scenario. You're God. You've just created the world and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog. And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.

That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny tweets compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animalkind. Sorry Darwin...

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Awkward dog 2 months ago

Haha, God had a little fun with this one didn't he?XD

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Qyntel Smith 2 months ago

Lol

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Rism 2 months ago

HAHAHAHA

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Goldman 2 months ago

Wouldn't we all choose an animal like that

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Lauren Jones 2 months ago

This is one of my favourites

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Antonia 2 months ago

That one really makes me sad..

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The Nerdi Yoshi 2 months ago

I never thought of pandas like that...

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Shauday Smith 2 months ago

Ha! Animal Technician... i need this job.

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Jennifer Morrison 2 months ago

Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half

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Amra Chamberlain 2 months ago

oh my Gosh I can't breath hahahahahha

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Tiffany Leathers 2 months ago

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

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Shauday Smith 2 months ago

Angels be all about the lolz

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PomeranianHugger 1 month ago

I read this and I laughed so hard I spit out my drink

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