Picture the scenario. You're God. You've just created the world and now you want some animals. So you start adding legs to bodies and heads to necks and tails to butts, but everything looks so...normal. So you decide to get creative. You make a bird talk and you call it a parrot. You stick spikes on a rat and call it a hedgehog. And you throw a bunch of random stuff together and call it a duck-billed platypus. And slowly but surely, the animal kingdom was born.


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That's one hypothesis anyway, but take a look at these funny tweets compiled by Bored Panda for more possible theories about the dawn of animalkind. Sorry Darwin...

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Awkward dog 11 months ago

Haha, God had a little fun with this one didn't he?XD

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Rism 11 months ago

HAHAHAHA

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Goldman 11 months ago

Wouldn't we all choose an animal like that

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Lauren Jones 11 months ago

This is one of my favourites

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Antonia 11 months ago

That one really makes me sad..

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The Nerdi Yoshi 11 months ago

I never thought of pandas like that...

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Shauday Smith 11 months ago

Ha! Animal Technician... i need this job.

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Jennifer Morrison 11 months ago

Maybe it wouldn't be angry if the dryer hadn't eaten it's other half

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Amra Chamberlain 11 months ago

oh my Gosh I can't breath hahahahahha

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Tiffany Leathers 11 months ago

God: "Right, just run with me here... I'm thinking mop head shaped jelly that can shape shift somewhat. Ooh and make it swim! Ooh and make it super dangerous! You know, like, if it gets annoyed it can toxic tickle you. Ooh, that's a good'un!" Angels: *facepalm*

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Shauday Smith 11 months ago

Angels be all about the lolz

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PomeranianHugger 10 months ago

I read this and I laughed so hard I spit out my drink

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