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June is Pride Month, with marches and festivals taking place in many places around the world. While the fight for freedom, acceptance, and protection is far from won in many places, it is still a time of celebration, fun, and outrageous color and glamor, something that the LGBTQ+ community does extremely well!

Something else the community does well is being hysterically funny. In this list compiled by Bored Panda, you'll see some of our favorite funny and witty pride captions made just for the occasion, and they are sure to have you chuckling along, too, regardless of your sexual orientation. 

Scroll down to check them out for yourself below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite pride captions!

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Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle

Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle

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82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through

82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, are you telling us it's not just a phase?! Who'd have thought! (BTW, good on you - old, fit, out, and proud!)

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How Do You Come Up With Funny Pride Captions? 

Thinking of attending a pride parade in support of your friends or thinking of the perfect pride captions to share your views? We get it; it’s quite a daunting task to come up with something ingeniously witty! But no worries are needed, as we found a couple of tips that might help you here: 

Understand the topic. Learn the nuances of LGBTQ+ culture and issues. That way, you can craft relevant and respectful pride captions. 

Use humor. The LGBTQ+ community is known for their incredible wit, so don't be shy about trying to match that! After all, funny Pride Month captions catch the most attention. 

Keep it positive. While humor is an essential part of Pride Month captions, be sure that your jokes are essentially positive and inclusive. Nobody wants a Debbie Downer in their ranks!

Experiment and have fun. Don’t be afraid of experimenting with your pride captions. By letting your creativity run free, you might discover something unexpectedly ingenious. 

Keep these tips in mind, and we are sure you’ll construct the most flamboyant, wittiest, and brightest pride captions to ever grace a Parade. Still, if you need a bit more inspiration, take a look at the funny pride captions on this list.

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#4

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies

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Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married

Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married

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Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine

Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine

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Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It

Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

respect for the men! not all Church guy are jerk. love has no frontier

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If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

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Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You

Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is awesome! Its a shame that gay people still have to fight for their rights in 2018 - 2.0.1.8! JESUS!

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I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows

 I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows

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If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married

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Ben S.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how this a sign advertising for a storage company and at the same time, they threw in a message of tolerance with the same casual indifference as if they were telling you to look both ways before crossing the street.

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Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are also the bits about owning slaves, and beating wives - nicely, of course...

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#17

Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away

Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away

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As Jesus Said About Gay People:

As Jesus Said About Gay People:

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a just world that's all that should need to be said by a religion about gay people.

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It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?

It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?

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#21

If I Can't Marry My Boyfriend Then I'll Marry Your Daughter!

If I Can't Marry My Boyfriend Then I'll Marry Your Daughter!

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I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have The Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us

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Lizard Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a quote from Kinky Friedman when he ran for governor of Texas. Kinky should run for president!

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#23

Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin

Corduroy Skirts Are A Sin

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#24

Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?

Who Do You Think Designed Your Wedding Dress?

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know, right! I watch "Say Yes to the Dress" in Manhattan just to see Randy show his Fairy Godmother powers off!

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Guys, I Said I Have Figs

Guys, I Said I Have Figs

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Being Straight Was My Phase

Being Straight Was My Phase

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great picture of Cleveland lakefront. Doesn’t look like s**t as it usually does.

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#1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears

#1 Threat To America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears

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Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine

Simba Was Raised By 2 Guys And He Turned Out Fine

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You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage

You Get A Marriage. You Get A Marriage. Everybody Gets A Marriage

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#32

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small

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#33

Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can't Get Married?!

Kim + Kanye Can Name A Child North West And I Can't Get Married?!

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she's got a point... they could just wrote: Kim & Kanye can have a child and i can't get married

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Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies

Evil Gay Agenda: Love, Monogamy, Family, Puppies

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3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry

3 Words That Will Save The Economy: Gay Bridal Registry

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#36

The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already

The Westboro Baptist Church Should Drink The Kool-Aid Already

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#37

My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?

My Mom Is Seeking A Husband For Me, Anyone?

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#38

Don't Mess With Dumbledore's Rights

Don't Mess With Dumbledore's Rights

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#40

Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up

Straight? So Is Spaghetti, Until You Heat It Up

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#41

If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can't I Marry One?

If Liza Can Marry Two Gay Man, Why Can't I Marry One?

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#42

If Hillary Was President We'd All Be At Brunch Right Now

If Hillary Was President We'd All Be At Brunch Right Now

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hillary is the LGBTQ goddess? The woman who publicly opposed gay marriage into her mid 60's? Yeah she's your hero.

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#45

No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow

No Matter Who U Love Make Sure Love Makes U Grow

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Married 4 Years - Longer Than Britney Spears

Married 4 Years - Longer Than Britney Spears

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember seeing this sign when we marched on Washington for gay marriage back in 2009!

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#48

These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)

These Guys Are Wrong (God Loves You)

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Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend

Please Pay No Attetion To My Loud-Mouthed Boyfriend

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I Liked It, But I Couldn't Put A Ring On It!

I Liked It, But I Couldn't Put A Ring On It!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At the March on Washington for gay marriage in 2009: one guy's shirt read: Together 29 years. His partner's shirt read: Time to put a ring on it.

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head

Somewhere Over The Rainbow July Garland Is Waiting To Slap Your Narrowminded A** Upside The Head

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#54

We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day

We Can Be Heroes Just For One Day

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#55

He's Gay

He's Gay

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The signs of that guy in the middle is really mean. I can't believe someone could write it and still call himself Christian!

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#56

Donny's Got A Sugar Vladdy

Donny's Got A Sugar Vladdy

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#57

Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump's Tax Returns

Who Do We Gotta Blow To Release Trump's Tax Returns

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I accidentally read that as "blow up". A significantly... different message.

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Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged

Happyjust Engaged But Still Outraged

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg this one is so cute, all I can see is my bestfriend and their(they are gender fluid) girlfriend in the near future!

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Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!

Gay Marriage Will Ruin My Relationship Not Yours!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can not understand why anyone would fight so hard and spend so much money against something that does not affect them. Maybe do something about poverty with that time and money. Something "The Prince of Peace" would do....

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Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason

Dorothy Left Kansas For A Reason

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice touch. At the beginning of the Wizard of Oz the scenes are all shot in black and white.

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It Aint No Lie Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi

It Aint No Lie Baby I'm Bi Bi Bi

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What makes him greedy. You are being rude. God does not hate gays,bi,lesbian,or anyone he loves everyone for who they are . I am 12 years old and am most likely having to explain to an adult that there acting like a two year old. Actually... that’s offensive to two year olds your just an a*s . I have a best friend who recently came out . She just got out of the hospital because she slit her wrists due to people like you. She lost her mother due to cancer and is very depressed if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say it all.

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Dear Pope, Thank You For Allowing Hiv To Spread, Discrimination Against Women, Opposing Gay Marriage And Covering For Pedophiles. Just Kidding, Please Stop

Dear Pope, Thank You For Allowing Hiv To Spread, Discrimination Against Women, Opposing Gay Marriage And Covering For Pedophiles. Just Kidding, Please Stop

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tim Minchin has a good song for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRDfut2Vx0

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Attention Heterosexuals: We Want To Be Miserable, Too

Attention Heterosexuals: We Want To Be Miserable, Too

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God Hates Signs

God Hates Signs

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America Can Do Better Than Trump. While We're At It... Gays Can Do Better Than House Music

America Can Do Better Than Trump. While We're At It... Gays Can Do Better Than House Music

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You did do better, Elton John and Freddy Mercury just to name 2 😃

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#71

Binaries Are For Computers

Binaries Are For Computers

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If I Like It Then I Should Be Allowed To Put A Ring On It!

If I Like It Then I Should Be Allowed To Put A Ring On It!

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Harry Potter Thaught Us That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

Harry Potter Thaught Us That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

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Some Chicks Marry Chicks

Some Chicks Marry Chicks

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Cher The Love

Cher The Love

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Capitalism Will Kill Us All. Gender Is Fake. Eat Garbage. Be Free

Capitalism Will Kill Us All. Gender Is Fake. Eat Garbage. Be Free

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