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Are you planning on committing any illegal activities tonight? Are you into smoking non-tobacco products out of glass tobacco water pipes? Do you know where the best place to hide drugs is? Then get in touch with this guy. Don't worry, he's not a cop. His twitter account is even called "Not A Cop," so he's definitely not a cop. He's actually a "17-year-old YOLOer" whose favorite pass times include "buying and selling drugs and related paraphernalia, and using drugs as well." So if you want to smoke 71 blunts and then go rob a bank, send this guy your coordinates and he'll come pick you up. And don't worry, he's definitely not a cop.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does my Uncle Sol, the Daley Discount Drugs & Fountain Pharmacist count? He's been 15 years, but my was he a spiffy dresser back in the day!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling somebody responded to one of these at some point...

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gluten free - yes. Organic - as organic a something made entirely of lab- produced chemicals can be

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