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Daughter Posts Brutally Honest Texts That She Receives From Her Crazy Jewish Mother, And It’s Hilarious
You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.
It became so popular that she now dedicates herself to sharing her mothers biting wisdom full time, with several side projects and a book out. We love Crazy Jewish Mom here at Bored Panda and have compiled a list of our favourite Mom-ments. Scroll down below to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favourite!
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Me and my ex were 20 years apart closer to 25 years apart and we had the best relationship I have ever had the people that judge people for finding love in any case whether it be a years apart or b there's some sort of strange connection you don't understand and then you judge these people for being happy the world really needs to take a look at itself and figure out what really is important two people who are in love with an age difference of several years or something that actually matters like global warming or something. I don't agree with being all over each other in public bedroom activity should remain in the bedroom but the fact that they love each other and want to show people that they love each other should not be frowned upon.
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That must have been really humiliating to the girl, The guy is having a middle age crisis or the girl really loves him for him and nothing else. Funny though...
Your mom should have said,"U have the mo9st beautiful GRANDdaughter I have ever seen. U must be so pornified-proud-pride or whatever."
She did a double burn. On one hand she said it to the guy ND the other that she is saying to her daughter that the girl in the diner is the most beautiful not her own daughter.
Hate to say it but mom is always right, if I had listen to mine my life would have been different. MEET THE DOCTOR
that was my mom until younger sister got married, now she's the target :D
I really want to meet this mother and have a conversation! She is really badass! Love her!
Why isn't this higher, this is the greatest answer to hellfire and brimstone
My mom do this. I lost a lots of clothes when I went home. although those clothes went to orphanage, i just can't...
Again I ask. What did she prank her on, on Christmas? This was awesome though
Oh, lighten up, Nyree, she obviously loves her mother and finds her adorable. Plus she doesn't seem to let her mother's comments control her in any way. This is just how Jewish women talk. You can bet she talks to her mother the same way.
I have a penis and I totally want this underwear. But I need a smaller snout size.
Hey, when you are on hold for that long, sometimes other priorities need to be addressed!
Everyone needs to dance sometimes... especially when it's a Beyoncé song
Well, if it's on Goop... (Well, Paltrow also advocate the use of stone eggs... Yep, you're supposed to insert them where you think. She said "regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance and feminine energy in general").
She really is fabulous! I'm cracking myself up reading her messages!
Omg! This mom and her child get into the most hilarious situations!!!
She's brilliant. Looks a bit nuts, but she is brilliant nonetheless! And also awfully delighted with getting a colonoscopy... I wonder why? :)
She is persistent, you gotta give her that! Neo's got nothing on her! Agent Smith would be in awe!
Wondering how funny these would actually be if she was your mother?!?? They are hilarious to me! Her daughter...maybe not so much. :-D
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-texts-crazy-jewish-mom/?page_numb=16
these are awesome and i don't care if they end up being fake.
This daughter is a writer on this type of subject so to be very sceptical but this is all to bring attention to her book, nothing wrong with that of course but maybe sometimes they sound planned or staged, anyhow i wish her luck with her books.
You're right, but it's still funny . Kinda like a text sit com.
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Nope, this is normal. They are clearly a loving family. It's a cultural thing and of course played up for the Internet audience.
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I bought the book. Kate Segal has the patience of a saint (and her mother is hysterical, mainly because she's not my mom)!
Just marry ok. She is trying way to hard , I m inclined to think even more than your boyfriend. Give Thor my love! And have some Grandspawns, so she could trouble them instead. Hehehehe!!
Why do all those texts say 'spawn'? That's the strangest thing to call your child.
I've read each and every one. And bet my socks on that you've done it too ;)
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these are awesome and i don't care if they end up being fake.
This daughter is a writer on this type of subject so to be very sceptical but this is all to bring attention to her book, nothing wrong with that of course but maybe sometimes they sound planned or staged, anyhow i wish her luck with her books.
You're right, but it's still funny . Kinda like a text sit com.
Load More Replies... Nope, this is normal. They are clearly a loving family. It's a cultural thing and of course played up for the Internet audience.
Load More Replies... I bought the book. Kate Segal has the patience of a saint (and her mother is hysterical, mainly because she's not my mom)!
Just marry ok. She is trying way to hard , I m inclined to think even more than your boyfriend. Give Thor my love! And have some Grandspawns, so she could trouble them instead. Hehehehe!!
Why do all those texts say 'spawn'? That's the strangest thing to call your child.
I've read each and every one. And bet my socks on that you've done it too ;)
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