Sometimes it's hard to find the right greeting card for somebody, especially if you're looking for one that's both funny and meaningful. The funny ones often suck and the heartfelt ones are often too mushy, but luckily for us there's an awesome alternative thanks to these humorously offensive yet equally sweet greetings cards, available on Etsy.


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They're made by FINCHandHARE, an Etsy shop based in Oregon, US, and they cover everything from Valentine's Day and birthdays to graduations and bridesmaid invitations. Every card bears a seemingly offensive message on the front, but each one unfolds to reveal a surprisingly sweet sentence inside. Check out some of our favorites below.

More info: Etsy

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Natasha L 5 months ago

But what if they got so upset that they didn't bother opening it? Still clever though!

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Quinn Enestvedt 5 months ago

NEED THIS

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Superluminal1 5 months ago

So why did I get the coal in my stocking?

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Superluminal1 5 months ago

Is that how it feels to start working at McDonalds?

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JEFF THE KILLER 5 months ago

my mom would slap me then hug me after she read this XD :/

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Samuel Jay Brown 5 months ago

I could be wrong but I hear Awful used to be a good thing

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Quinn Enestvedt 5 months ago

That almost went too far

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Superluminal1 5 months ago

A 'refined and upper class' stripper. Well, you've given me a Herculean task!

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Superluminal1 5 months ago

Sometimes it's good to cover your ass.

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Silent Skeleton 5 months ago

I dont need to try and look fat though, i do that effortlessly

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