Many people have some of their smartest and most creative ideas in the shower, as well as some of their most profoundly philosophical thoughts. There's even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to them. Why does this happen? Dopamine, that's why. It's a chemical in your brain that affects your emotions, and it gets triggered when we do things like exercising, listening to music, and taking warm showers. Our brains are also more likely to come up with the good stuff when we're relaxed, and few places in the house are more relaxing than the shower. See below for some of the funniest, the weirdest, and the deepest shower thoughts we could find. Don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

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Hans 8 months ago

It is all about expectations. In a sea of crap, a stone appears to be a gemstone.

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#2

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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JEFF THE KILLER 8 months ago

So True.....

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#3

Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

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Hans 8 months ago

Truth be told!

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#4

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

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sunnyrei82 8 months ago

I've asked myself that same thing sometimes, but then I answer myself: Well, cameras at theme parks just snap quick pictures every "x" minutes, but security cameras must record VIDEO FOR HOURS, every. single. day. So I guess that's why they don't have high definition video cameras. Maybe they should also implement high quality cameras that snap still pictures everytime a person comes in front of the cashier.

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#5

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Hans 8 months ago

1+3, 2*5, 21 / 7 etc. I assume.

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#6

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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Robert Morson 8 months ago

Well, temporary prosperity, anyway.

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#7

As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Happy Ghost 8 months ago

lol

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#8

The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

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Chuck Bartowski 8 months ago

YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"

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#9

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

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AcousticGString 8 months ago

As a chick who is 6'0, I can confirm this as a truth. Also men seem to take it as a personal insult if you help them reach for something. Get over yourselves.

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#10

What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

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Happy Ghost 8 months ago

Cool, that's a great concept for a sci-fi story

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#11

If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

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Skunk Drunk 8 months ago

Life hack: if you plan ahead and you're able to get 10 extra minutes of sleep in the morning, it will make a big difference. Trust me.

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#12

If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

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Chuck Bartowski 8 months ago

Goes to show the perspective we lacked growing up.

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#13

Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

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Hannah Hollowell 8 months ago

I love this one, I never thought of it that way:)

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#14

When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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AcousticGString 8 months ago

And I'll bet every one of you just sat there and tried this :)

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#15

Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

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Stille20 8 months ago

... well, damn

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