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Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, And It’s Impossible Not To Laugh At Them (Part 2)
Most parents photograph or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell (previously here and here) has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his 4 smart kids. Since April 2016, the comedy writer and family man from Indianapolis uses Twitter to share the daily conversations he has with his daddy's little girls.
With over 1M people following his funny tweets, James claims that his funny kids love the attention. "They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it's all about them," Breakwell told. "On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my kids, answering all of their hilariously funny questions. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material." Scroll down to check out why there's so much buzz around the Breakwells and upvote your favorite tweets, and maybe you'll get some noteworthy parenting advice out of it, too!
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cyberdemon0007 6 years ago
This one's really old...sorry but i doubt it's the original or that the kid said the exact same thing. And now the credibility of the entire post is gone. :( Still a cool post but if one's fake any could be fake.
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Kahlo Smith 6 years ago
I've done this XD Also, when you get the wrong food but can't bring yourself to tell the waiter...
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Candy Goof 6 years ago
Think about it like tea or coffee. The longer you boil or brew it, the stronger it becomes. I guess the same is for knowledge! Sorry if that logic made no sense...XD
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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago
Love how kids are quite creative when trying to find an explanation to what they seem to regard as a mystery
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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago
And we're not showing our 6 year old girl The Goblet of Fire, cause we think it's too scary.
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Phoebe Bean 6 years ago
I was thinking what that middle name could be... Peppa Pippa Pig... maybe.
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Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago
I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
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Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago
Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
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Luke Barela 6 years ago
Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
Lindsay Ameye 6 years ago
I love these tweets, but I'm fairly certain 90% of them are just made up by the author.
BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago
thats possible but there is really a kid sleeping with a jar of peanuts. picture proof. i know we live in an era of fake news. but when something is just for fun and hurts no one. who cares? even that aside, if the author REALLY did make up all of these he has a pretty good comedic mind.
Load More Replies... Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago
Dunno why, but I have a feeling that some are made up by dad. Not to mention I heard some others (or read) quite some time ago... probably, when his kids weren't able to speak yet... ;)
BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago
is "the onion" any less funny because its fake? i know we desire real stories in these times of "fake news" but when the end result is humor and it hurts no one. Who really cares how much of it is real?
Load More Replies... Luke Barela 6 years ago
Anyone who's immediate reaction to these tweets is "fake" or "these have to got to be embellished" must not have kids and definitely haven't spend any time around young girls. I have 5 nieces and a daughter of my own. I can say from experience, girls say the craziest things all day long. My nephews and my son are clever, but the wit and humor of a girl is unparalleled! You all underestimate the mind which is still free and expressive; unspoiled by the kind of cynicism evident in all your skepticism and critical propensities.
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