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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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Saundra George
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends father had a stroke, and had some aphasia, he was watching squirrels playing in the trees near the house, and struggled to figure out how to call attention to them. He finally said, "Look at those yard monkeys."

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Betty Richardson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my Grandson was little he would say "magic nation " for imagination.

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sharron lynn parsons
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As cute as some are, at some time to be corrected so friends won't laugh at him !!!

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Deanna Hale
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Hunter Showers
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my baby brother called pineapple "spike fruit" I now call him little einstien

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Natali Dorn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 yes old daughter calls the mop, "sweep water" cuz it's sweeping with water

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Abigail Coleman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was little I called zebras giraffes and the other way around my mom would get mad at me and correct me instantly

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Audra Granath
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 4 we were on a camping trip. We stopped at a hotel for the night (Not sure why) MY Mother was in the bathroom & my Father had to go. He told me to tell my Mom he would be in the john. When my Mom came out she asked where my Father is. I told him "He went to John's house" She looked at me & then to my brother who said "He went to the bathroom lol"

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Sarah Price
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My four year old came running into the house after falling and scraping her knee, she was yelling “my kidneys are bleeding !” Knees on kids=kidneys. Said by the same kid that calls breasts, baby-eats

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PaulaRob Paradis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son called pop “spoiky drink” my Granddaughter calls it “spicy drink”

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Connie Wright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have 5 from 42 to 16 was pushing it w/ last. I was putting her shoes on for pre school. She looked at me smiling so sweetly took her finger stroked across my forhead saying; look mommy you have another crinkle! 😏

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That must be the most confusing thing to hear if your exhausted/tired "Daddy, look at the kangaroos up in the tree!" "Huh?"

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Beverly McDonald
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my daughter was young she called the first meal of the day, "breakfixed." Sadly, she eventually outgrew that.

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Laura
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son was two i believe when he started calling his great grandpa Greatpa

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dan pres
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter really loved horses with thorns in their heads.

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Jeb Branin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my oldest was helping with the laundry one day (he was maybe four) he picked up a bra and called it "mommy's nipple pants."

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Tessa Miner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At 4 years old, my son pointed at an injury that had scabbed over and said it grew a "blood rock".

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Anne Benhart
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter called underarms, unnerpits as “Mommy, your unnerpits mell good”. She also would get panicky if we were driving down a ‘dead end’

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Denise Sutcliffe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son couldn't say "screwdriver" when he was about 2. It's still a "doodahbah" to this day!

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Dolores Daley
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my granddaughter was 3, she thought hummingbirds were called 'honeybirds', and that name stuck.

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Francine Pare
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I had a lot of people over and made dinners my youngest son would say " we are having a big "confastemy". I am not even sure of the spelling but I loved how he made up his own word to describe the event.

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Mindy Merriman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was a hot summer day and my little one said ,,, whoa momma it's so hot the arm pits on the backs of my wegs are sweating,,,, she's 25 now,,, and her arm pits on the back of her legs still sweat !!!!

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Gilda Ann
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son refers to cemeteries as "dead parks", and porta-potties are "pee boxes."

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Norma Swerdfeger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my son was about 7yo he called the washing machine the “wetter” because that goes with the dryer.

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Angie Klimek
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my Dad Passed away My son called the coffen a treasure chest!

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Trish Parcher
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My granddaughter thought word for midgets was "riblets" . I like that better than little people.

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That's stupid. Its not even a cute made up kid name for it. Correct your child, it's referring to the wrong animal. You look like a dumb parent if your kid is calling squirrels kangaroos.

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