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We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly living in a warm climate. Would be "hand saviours" elsewhere.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid I used to call beer or wine daddy's pop. Pop is what the Irish call soda.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was at school, with 7 yo, i was studying sea stuff for an exam. Our word for cave in "ensenada" and I started saying "ensaimada" that is a pastry-candy. Mother didnt correct me. The teacher corrected me in the oral exam and everyone laught, was pretty cruel cause I really tought I was doing it right. I got really mad with my mother for not correcting me.

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Periwinkle Moonbiscuit
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Snoopy is called “snoopy” because he’s in everyone’s business. I thought everyone knew that!

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Dryft Cat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me: Yes sir! Me: *faces kid* Me: In fact, child, the correct term for this character is 'Snoofy' Real Me: *adds it to Grammarly personal dictionary*

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Ynez Lozano
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter also calls him Snoofy. And I will never ever correct her

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Natalie —
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Son is just as cute as his father :)))))) this makes me so happy

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Terri Beck
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it really necessary to use that language especially when describing your child? I mean really? Just leave that word out and you have the same description only G rated.

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Ella Patterson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya Lin swears... his child is probably not on twitter.... let him just live his life

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Linda Jülke
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my daughters calls Woodstock "Snoopystock" she just can't remember Woodstock

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Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

0-o... the kid is cute but I’m more interested in LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAMILTON WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOO

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Jesus Garcia
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA was in this list. Off topic rip the head off of the person that corrected your son then feed it to barracudas

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