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The key to a happy life on Facebook is to only befriend people who aren't very witty. Because as you can see from this hilarious list of Facebook comebacks, having sharp-witted friends can only lead to trouble. Compiled by Bored Panda, these brilliant burns are sure to make you laugh. They'll also make you think twice about writing something the next time you log into Facebook. Don't forget to vote for the best!

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually that's true, it IS based on your browser history. I see stuff I was looking at on Amazon all the time in the ads section.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bad use of citations is best countered by use of citations. Brilliant!

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Liz Miller
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally pictured a doctor running through a hospital trying to find his patients

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Vanessa
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so mean... and so funny at the same time! Brillant.

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Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i must be really tired or this is really funny but i almost c**p my pants reading this one

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have literally seen someone put as their status "I think someone is breaking into my home!" ... and you are on FB and not calling 911?

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Justin time
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he's looking at young girl eating lollipops and thinking 'yeah, penis' he probably should be on some kind of sex register...

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CluelessLlama13
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny to me because only female mosquitoes are bloodsuckers. Male mosquitoes have a diet similar to a butterfly's.

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too much blurred here...if I remember this correctly, Nicole is of African American origin, which gives a whole different aftertaste...

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J.E.C.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are so much more entertaining than reading what my friends post.. lol

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a silly "imagine" scenario. "What if we had dubstep in the 90s?" We'd have dubstep in the 90s. It's not like dubstep is a social movement or big cultural revolution. I don't like dubstep, and because I don't look for it, I hardly ever hear it.

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