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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a middle child I hope that both of my siblings will have healthy kidneys because I wouldn't like to choose since I couldn't give them both.. 🤷‍♀️

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like my brother, but I'd rather give him a charger than my kidney. Luckily he has an iPhone and I have a Samsung so it doesn't matter anyway.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No I wouldn't. Let the little bastard deal with his problem on his own

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Ellie Ragsdale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sis and I would sacrifice our life for each other. But we will fight to the death if I use her iPad or she eats my snacks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t have siblings but I’d never give a kidney to anyone if I could help it

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Monika Soffronow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let us hope that you will never find yourself in need of a kidney transplant then. My dad gave me a great lesson when I was around 7 or 8 yrs old. He stopped to pick up a young couple who were hitchhiking. After they had thanked him profusely they said that they would not have stopped for anyone on that lonely forest road. My dad first made sure that he had understood them correctly, then he stopped the car and told them to get out. Do to others what you would like them to do to you, but kind of in reverse.

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Octavia Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Siblings: relatives FORCED upon you. Friends are choices -- always infinitely better.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I've got two kidneys but only one working charger and it is mINE

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I would let my brothers use one of my three external battery chargers... if they were nicer.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well, i don't live near my siblings but i can trust them with my chargers if they were to visit. my kidneys may not be good, tho

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Kimberly Castro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i give my brother my kidney but i don't give them my charger cuz they biting on them bro

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would give kidney and the charger to my one and only younger sister.

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone you have to be polite to at family dinners or your mother yells.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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