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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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Rosie Hamilton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

Keep scrolling for more of our picks!

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also saying "we should hang out soon!" but then never hanging out

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Rowlie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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Marilyn Holt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only part of speech some people know. adjective adverb verb noun preposition gerund conjunction

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Beth Arriaga
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a noun. It's a verb. It's an adjective! Whatever you need it to be, it's right there with you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boondock saints: “- Rocco: F****n'! What the f****n'. F**k. Who the f**k f****d this f*****g... How did you two f*****g f***s... F**k! - Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This f*cking f*cker is f*cking f*cked, is the problem!", is how my plumber once clarified the issues we were having.

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Rhon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F~~k is slang for sex. So next time you go to say f~~k, say “ intercourse” instead and see how it sounds!

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Karen Klinck
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only word word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adverb and adjective. Also, the only word most current singers know! Children, it's found in the bible. Get over it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you give me chapter and verse of where F*ck is found in the Bible?

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Kimberly Castro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i use f**k to my crush even tho he is ugly plus he doesn't know i like him

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Dave Hunt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use as various parts of speech - Oh F*****g hell - the f*****g f*****s f****d

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Edwin Lesperance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I think it's an adjective, not a noun. At least the way it's used here, and how it's generally used in conversation. Interestingly, it can also be a verb or a noun. Add 'ly' and it can become an adverb!

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Molly Block
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only word that is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, etc.... it's an all-in-one word.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

only in the english language though. In other languages, it's very much a 'missed in translation' situation if trying to translate such phrases literally. I learned that the hard way when telling my french boyfriend "f**k you", literally translated, during an argument. It made such little sense, he cracked up laughing, which made me madder, but stopped the argument. Turns out that in french, it's a much longer phrase, and just doesn't have the same impact. Ah, the joys of multilingualism.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F**k f**k f**k f**k f**k. CENSORSHIP IS F*****G NOT WOOORKKKINNNGG

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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