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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

#1

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

#2

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

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Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

#4

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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#5

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

#6

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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#7

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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#14

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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#15

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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Mangoes'nRum
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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Mica Fiverline
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those damned bamboo boards... Happened to me too, I guess bamboo isn't suited as a cutting board (or a pizza board) since it literally broke the first time I used it....

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John L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to take care of bamboo boards. If you put it in a dishwasher, you need to coat it in vege oil immediately after drying, or that will happen. Best bet is to hand wash it and give it a coat of vege oil every so often.

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Thomas Ewing
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Gawd! What kinda pizza is that! No wonder the board broke! lol

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Mortimer Jenkins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats why cutting boards dont go in the dishwasher. (especially bamboo, as pictured above)

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DP von Icecream
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what you get when you got a very cheap & utter low quality chopping board AND you've been too lazy to wash it by hand (so eventually the glue fades out).

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Craig Lee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like they buy cheap everything. That is a cheap looking pizza cutter as well.

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AnnieLaurie Burke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one powerful-a$$ pizza wheel. Great for dismembering a large joint of beef.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a chopping board like this, I just had to throw it away coz the same thing happened. The chopping board was in 3 seperate pieces stuck together and after a while they start to wear and seperate.

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RaroaRaroa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a pig shaped chopping board for decades, but it's had a flat back where it used to curve up for almost that long since that section snapped off.

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jleitner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd buy a new cutting board from the same company - they build their stuff tough!

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Jeffrey Brinagh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mmm we go put that in the survival kit , and get another pizza cutter , thats a survival utility wheel

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Sue Prewitt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, not true. Pizza cutter are purposely not very sharp so as not to cut up the pizza pans

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Hugh Walter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why an end-grain cutting-board is the best investment!

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marnidarr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did it cut through a different spot on the handle part? I think this is faked.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn’t they realize it wasn’t a deep dish pizza? Or that the bottom crust was incredibly solid and hard to cut?

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Sadie Jayne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we ever meet, just smile... you don't really need to shake my hand......

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Kat Khatib
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one hellava pizza cutter! Where'd you get it? I need one of those for some of those hard crusts I get!

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MPaula Whelan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After the positive test, the surgeons added the cutter to their toolset.

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Mo Poppins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some wood glue and clamps 🗜 will fix that board right up. My bamboo board split, and no sharp objects were involved...it was just sitting on a shelf.

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe next time don't ask superman to slice it for you...

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Ed Souza
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got down voted for this? LOL, Superman must also be on Bored panda.

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Keisha Washington
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you took that out of the house you'd need a concealed carry permit unless your state has an open carry pizza cutter law

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Mortimer Jenkins
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats why cutting boards cant go in the dishwasher. (especially bamboo, as pictured above)

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Zelda Blue
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who are you the Hulk? Pizza doesn't require that much pressure to cut it.

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The Cute Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time you should use it when try to cut a wood or a ceramic.. Too sharp..

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you didn't cut the counter in half. Always looks at the blighter side of thing.

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Yongmei Bellack
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Return your board and get your money back! Too weak of a board fo cutting!

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Honey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

crappy cutting board. Plastic. Just always go for plastic.

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Carolien Bakker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't look like one piece of solid wood but glued together pieces, so pressure in a certain point and direction separated it

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Richard Henderson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So excited they couldn’t even wait for the pizza to fully cook.

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They either sliced a little too enthusiastically, or the cutting board wasn't very durable

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A pizza cutter doing that to a bamboo board/ I'm a bit suspicious about that. Also, the handle cut is in a completely different place to the board cut. And it looks like there is another demarcation on the left side too. I think someone is telling a porky pie here.

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EVERLEIGH
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, how did you cut the handle part? I think this is fake info

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#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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#28

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Life Must Be Hard For Him

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#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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#37

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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Ale_Vidal23
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

My Roof Caved In Last Night

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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#43

Damn

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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Instagram vs. Reality

Instagram vs. Reality

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