Online shopping is one of the most convenient inventions of the past decades. What can be better than buying something you need from the comfort of your sofa without having to put on your pants, leave the house, and go to some crowded place? 

However, there’s one downside to online shopping, and that’s the fact that we can’t test the quality of the things we buy beforehand. This is where product reviews have become very useful. Amazon, as one of the biggest retail sellers in the world, has also been using this practice for a long time, and for many customers, Amazon product reviews have become a valid evaluation tool for purchase. 

Who Writes Reviews on Amazon?

  • Regular customers have been very helpful in sharing their experiences with others. Everyone who buys a certain product from Amazon can leave a review assessing the product.
  • Paid reviewers, also called product testers, write their assessments as tasked by Amazon or the product seller. They get the product and instructions on what features they’re supposed to test, then are required to give their honest opinion. 
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Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen

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Jeanne Deaux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should read the reviews men did on products "for her". They are even more hilarious.

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Karla Gaytan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

???????????????? excellent. It really gives the idea of how stupid these "pens for her!?!?!" are

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Sophia Graubart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

read this review: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3A3JVBAQDOZZC/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B005PFESMG

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Socially Awkward
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pens "For her" are dumb. Can women not write unless their pens are pink and delicate?

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Madhavan Maddy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they are spending on delhivary courier which is the worst in india I am f****d

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Claire Pusey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have read so many reviews like this one! 😂 they are so snarky

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Julian Kapsreiter
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1 year ago

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Melanie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FRICK!!!!! I hope this person falls with their head in a toilet

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Jose Diaz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Abdul Rehman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Jason Patterson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came across these funny comments as someone shared one of them on Facebook regarding 50 gallon drum of lube and I had to have more. A google search later and I was NOT disappointed. I’m a little concerned that there is actually people that are legitimately taking this seriously and boldly coming to the defense of the “woman who commented” above! That poor woman is in an abusive relationship and doesn’t even realize it! How can you people be laughing at the expense of this poor dear and the cycle of anguish she’s obviously living in?!?

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Natalie Evans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That husband deserves a Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen so that the wife can smack him with it for being sexist. 😂😂😂😂

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Natalie Evans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That husband deserves a Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen so that the wife can smack him with it. 😂😂😂😂😂

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david abbey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People always write what they think and experience, however, such funny comments somehow entertain the visitors. amazon-customer-service

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Dave Pirie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What her husband said is he doesn't want her touching mens PENIS.

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5 years ago

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Jim Chan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We made a video about this pen. I hope you enjoy. https://youtu.be/vAofHa0ucfE

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Jace
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are far more reviews there like this than just this one :-D

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Derrick Thomas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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sara.8328
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recommend you to investigate more about muslims and not thinking this blindly, then comment wherever you can

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#2

Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant

Massive Wenger multitool knife and a comment

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#3

Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-flap Book

Where Is Baby's Belly Button book cover and a comment

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?

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#4

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Banana slicer and a comment

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#5

WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover Protective Bag Pouch

Amazon Kindle in a waterproof bag and a comment

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#7

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4

Star Wars: Battlefront - Deluxe Edition - Playstation 4 game cover and a comment

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#8

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears 5lb Bag

Massive Haribo gummy bear bag and a comment

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Sonya Walker
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!

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#9

Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress

Massive silicone penguin head and a comment

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#10

6' Buddha Maitreya The Christ Copper Meditation Pyramid System For Healing - Polished Copper Connectors With 4 Inch Capstone From Buddha Maitreya The Christ Shambhala Healing Tools

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!

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#11

Veet For Men Hair Removal Gel Cream 200 Ml

Tube of Veet gel and a comment

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#12

UFO Detector - Internal Magnetometer Interfaced With Microcontroller For 24 Hour/7 Days A Week

UFO detector device and a comment

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#13

English Grammar For Dummies

English Grammar For Dummies book cover and a comment

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#14

Nexus Silent Wired Mouse SM-8500

Black silent wired mouse and a comment

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Lyndsay Berry
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.

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#16

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

Fabric cable and a comment

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#19

Microsoft Windows 95

Microsoft Windows 95 poster and a comment

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#20

Air Foamposite One Nrg Mens Style # 521286

Galaxy sneaker and a comment

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How to Become an Amazon Paid Product Tester?

There are several ways of becoming a product tester and getting rewarded for Amazon product reviews. Amazon Vine, for example, is directly managed by the company. If you have a history of writing useful and well-worded reviews, you have a chance to be invited to participate in it as a product tester in exchange for free products, discounts, and other perks.

Another method is through numerous product review sites. These are more accessible both for sellers and potential product testers because you don’t need to wait for an invitation to join. However, make sure to do the research because some of the sites are fake.

And probably the most popular one is becoming an influencer. You can do Amazon product reviews on your own content platform or sign up for the Amazon influencer program for a wider variety of marketing tools. In both cases, you can be approached by sellers to test and review their products.

#21

Hony Male Chastity Device Metal Wire Cage (40mm, 45mm And 50mm)

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the slight worry that there are people who WILL take this review serious.

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#24

Knuckle Blaster 950,000 Volt Stun Gun

Person holding a plastic knuckle blaster and a comment

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#25

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

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Julie Evans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.

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#26

HDE USB Wall Charger Led Light Up 4 Port Travel A/C Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangea

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Bob White
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw the picture and said "how could this be funny"? Oh, man, you killed me.

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#27

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser + Free App

Kgoal Smart Kegel Pelvic Floor Exerciser and a comment

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#28

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.m Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even more good reviews on this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/RLS6K44P0V87V/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B001K3IXW8

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The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-shirt

Three wolves howling in full moon T-shirt and a comment

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Funny Amazon Reviews

But we wouldn’t be who we are as a species if we didn’t find a way to work humor into product reviews. And honestly, some products are just asking for funny reviews because there’s no way you could take them seriously.  

Funny product reviews might not be exactly helpful if you’re trying to decide on your next purchase, but they’re sure to put a smile on your face or even send you into a fit of laughter. Which, let’s admit it, is still a win.  

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If you like the collection of Amazon funny reviews we curated for you, share them with your shopaholic friends and let us know in the comments if you end up buying any of these products.

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LG 105UC9V 5k Ultra HD 3D Smart LED TV 105"

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#33

Mitre Ace Recreational Football (ball Is Shipped Deflated)

Blue and white Mitre football ball and a comment

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#34

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment Cb-1000

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#36

Photive Hydra Waterproof Wireless Bluetooth Speaker

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#37

Rubbermaid 2879-rd-peri Blue Plastic Ice Cube Trays - 2 Pack

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Kelly Ledger
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!

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The Mountain Men's Brachiosaurus T-shirt

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha

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Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)

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More Facts About Amazon Product Reviews (FAQ)

How Long Do Amazon Product Reviews Take?

As mentioned by Amazon staff on their official forum, it usually takes around 72 hours after submission for the review to get posted. In some instances, it might take longer, but you can always contact the support service.

Why Won’t Amazon Let Me Review Products?

Most probably, there’s something wrong with your account. You either don’t meet the quota (you need to have spent at least $50 in Amazon purchases in the past year), or Amazon has found your reviews unhelpful or otherwise violating the rules. You can check their Community Guidelines for a complete list of rules.

Are Amazon Funny Reviews Banned?

While it seems like Amazon doesn’t care about funny reviews, there are still many things that can get you banned from writing customer reviews. So before posting your funny bad reviews, make sure they don’t violate any community guidelines.