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50 Hilarious Tweets That Capture What It’s Like To Live With 4-Year Olds
Even if you don't have any little kids of your own, you might have heard about their development stage, called The Terrible Twos that is often defined by temper tantrums, disobedience, and anger. If this sounds horrible, then wait until you hear about The Frustrating Fours. A 4-year-old kid is somewhere in between babyhood and childhood, meaning they still don't have the motoric skills and language fully developed, yet their understanding of the surrounding world is already very advanced. Because of that the temper tantrums and disobedience of these frustratingly funny kids is expressed in even grander ways than at the age of two.
Sure at this age, the little children have a better command of the language, but is that always a good thing? I think the parents who have to argue with these ferocious debaters would beg to differ. The following funny tweet round-up of life with four-year-olds proves that while some things get better with age, they can also get crazier. Scroll down below to check out these funny Twitter stories and rants about raising children and don't forget to upvote your favs.
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This kids remark is so brilliant she is probably going to build space colonies some day.
I am stealing and using this explanation from now on 'till the end of my days.
We all make our life choices... I can imagine a photograph of this tableau, titled 'Regret.'...
We should all do that at times... though I'd prefer something softer than the floor.
My younger cousin plays with his drawstrings on his fav hoodie and each drawstring has a name; Pillo and Pallo. They are a married couple and have no children, and are constantly arguing, This post just reminded me of him. Sweet boi.
So, a 4 year old has already figured out what all the weird meninists deny is true? Color me surprised!
This happens a lot more than people are made aware of. Planned caesareans!
yes, like periods.. mine hasnt come yet since im 12 but i bet ill wish i was a boy when it starts
there are exercises to help you with that, you know. as a side effect you'll find your sex life improves too.
When my girls were just about done potty training, they would occasionally have "hidden accidents" where they would wet their pants just a little, catch themselves, and scurry off to the bathroom, but then they wouldn't want to embarrass themselves or have to change their outfits, so they'd still wear their stinky clothes until we could smell it. Once I shared with them that I could have these "hidden accidents" too, they were a lot less embarrassed to change their clothes/entire outfits because of them.
Um..... yeah that’s about the only thing. You forget how misogynistic and male dominated this planet can be unfortunately.
Load More Replies...car wash is my 5 yro sister,she wanted to go there for her birthday so,my parent's took her
Haha! Mine says “quite” with everything. “I’m quite done coloring.” Ooooookay, my little elizabethian goddess.
Had a friend that told her kid that his broccoli was a tree, and if he ate it, they could build more playgrounds. Finished plate every time.
One time my 5 year old little sister wanted to call her triceratops "horny". We managed to persuade her to call it "grey" in the end because of its colour. It took a good half an hour tho
Now you just have to remember how you got to this point and try to replicate it as closely as possible every day.
*making all sort of physics argument in my head* --> In the end decided No, Sun can't burn the ghost. This 4 yr old has powers to make other people think they never did!
You just have to change the phrasing to make it sound more like a good thing. "I like you almost as much as I like the rest of our family!"
I like how J just over here talking about a genuine reason why children are constipated and you guys over here downvoting her like what's up with u pandas
You definitely need to pay more attention to your kid, first it was disney land, now this!
Me to my 4 year old niece: 'Hi, can I have a hug?' Niece: 'Noooo!' - so then I stop asking for that, just say 'Hi' to her when I see her, she still frowns at me, is rude. Next time I see her, Niece: 'I want a hug!!' - so I pick her up and hug her, she clings to me tightly and says: 'You never hug me!!'
Perhaps it was not that she didn't want hugs at all, but just at that exact day. You shouldn't have given up asking so quickly ;)
Load More Replies...Me to my 4 year old niece: 'Hi, can I have a hug?' Niece: 'Noooo!' - so then I stop asking for that, just say 'Hi' to her when I see her, she still frowns at me, is rude. Next time I see her, Niece: 'I want a hug!!' - so I pick her up and hug her, she clings to me tightly and says: 'You never hug me!!'
Perhaps it was not that she didn't want hugs at all, but just at that exact day. You shouldn't have given up asking so quickly ;)
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