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Let's be honest: 2016 hasn't given us too much to laugh about, and 2017 is already looking like it might be going the same way. Fortunately for us however, we still have Twitter to put a smile on our faces.

Check out this list of the year's funniest tweets by women, compiled by Bored Panda, for a much-needed dose of comedy. You don't need to be a woman to find them amusing. All you need is a sense of humor. Which one is the funniest? Let us know in the comments section and don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Aurelia Grey
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jen Kirkman, brilliant! Old joke you might know: What did God say after He created Adam? I can do better.

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's confidence? Okay, thanks for clarifying. I thought she was royally pissed off.

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Shari H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As you get older, they begin to bring bad news; but at least they don't stay as long.

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bron margaret
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Australian men try to "chat us up". Usa men "hit on ". think about those words.

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is actually a systemic problem that women are less likely to be given pain medication when in a hospital because staff think they are being over dramatic.

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked to afford putting myself through college, so I haven't had a summer off since High School, and never had one off in college, I continued to work AND did summer classes. It helped better acclimate me to the reality after graduation.

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Master Markus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The boy is wearing just like, the most "formal wear" you can usually get a young boy to wear, and it's fairly modern, but DAMN are they right about the girls. And the mom just HAD to wear the most modern looking dress she could find to make them stand out in stark contrast.

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Justin time
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

" I for one am all for brexit. ...wait no, that's breakfast. Never mind."

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Bender
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It means that the only thing to decide is from which castle's parapets you are to push him over.

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aedison Report

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Tård Øksnes
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THanks. Now my coworkers think I'm a crazy person laughing inside a frontloader. Hehehe.

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AcousticGString
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every girl I know with remotely long hair, does the same thing with their towels (myself included).

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Hans
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I eat a lot of chocolate it it makes me very happy. I disapprove of this tweet.

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Elin Aasen
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do it all the time when mansplained to. Then I laugh and laugh.

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This is rather an ironic, well, social media posting.

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Yeah, that's why Mili got banned from it... Not because he DARED to criticise the new Ghost Busters. :D Give me a break, you cannot say anything mean to women these days or even somenthing remotely opposing to their opinion 'cause you will be banned from Twitter.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So it's the woman's fault that a man decides that they can't control their desire and the woman gets raped. But ya it's fine because we will get all the blame because we wore a shirt that showed our SHOULDERS! OMG it's the end of the flocking world.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several times I have found myself trying to turn the page in a book by swiping.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are advantages of being a "sturdy woman" Never had to move for a man in my adult life.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg her Twitter name! I'll never look at Helena Bonham-Carter with a straight face again.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I do this all the time like "I'm not going to bed at 9 what am I an infant?"

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Henry Cheves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pull out a knife while laughing maniacally with an evil glint in your eyes.

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Shari H
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I check in the shower for crazed killers I have a plan. I just hate it when my neighbor screams at me to get out...

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Stille20
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a little paranoid when I listen to 90's pop at the gym... which is funny, because I don't know anyone there or care what they think... but somehow 90's pop is shameful

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jabush Report

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morninggloria Report

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farwzz Report

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the purchase before was a necessity for... life. And the one after is crucial, too. You know, these things just beg to be bought, therefore we're doing them a favor.

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ethiopienne Report

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ell_webz Report

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farwzz Report

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aparnapkin Report

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Manda_like_wine Report

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SCbchbum Report

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shutupmay Report

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morninggloria Report

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flahertykeely Report

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like me, but I get really nervous in person to a point where my brain and my mouth do not agree with each other. I'll give you all an example. One night, I was speaking to this guy I like, and we were talking about him recently becoming a fully qualified commercial pilot. I asked him if he can now fly overseas, and he answered yes. So my mind is like "cool, ask him if he can maybe fly you to Cyprus". My mouth blurts out, "okay, so can you fly me to Byron Bay?" Remember, I'm in Australia, and Byron Bay is in New South Wales. So it's domestic, NOT overseas. He looked at me like I was stupid. I was confused. When I went home, I had realized what I had just asked him and laughed at myself for being a complete idiot.

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MissNaughty1801 Report

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morninggloria Report

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ziwe Report

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jabush Report

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kashanacauley Report

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ellaceron Report

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aparnapkin Report

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zblay Report

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curlycomedy Report

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

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curlycomedy Report

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curlycomedy Report

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He paid for the pool so he gets to play as long as he wants.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

get this. in italy we have a tv program which works on finding missing persons. a couple of months ago they were showing the picture of a missing teenage girl. she later got in touch with the staff through facebook and wrote on their timeline "the pic you showed sucked" so they asked her to provide another haha

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